UK man, 32, nearly died after parasite crawled up penis, laid eggs as he swam in

"schistosomiasis"

Funny coincidence, father of my long-term GF during grad school was an expert on that parasitic disease and would travel the world fighting it, I think mostly in third-world countries. Didn't know it could invade your penis.

Stories like these send shivers down my penis.

FLF FTW

very simple solution: get one of those amazon mail order brides droned over to that guy's house. then she'll blow him so good that the cum will shoot and splatter the bedroom wall and be riddled with those said parasites. then black flag those fuckers to death.

Not swimming ever again.

Guess I'll scratch swimming in African lake off my bucket list.