Fast Times at the Palomino

I was in Vegas for a tech conference and I thought I would give one of their strip clubs a chance. Palomino is the only full nude strip club that also serves alcohol which was a big deal for me. Also I had heard good things from a few people that it could be a lot of fun. They were right!

To start, I took the free pickup service they had with about 10 other guys who rode along with me. It was kind of far away (20-25 minute drive) from the main strip compared to other clubs. The neighborhood was pretty sketchy. I wouldn't walk around outside the club apart from getting an uber/taxi.

I paid for the 60$ 3 drink package and entry. I was expecting it to be pretty dead considering it was a Tuesday but there were lots of beautiful girls! When I showed up around 10:45 PM there was about 15 guys in the club including the 10 I walked in with. There were more girls than guys which was really nice. Most of the girls were 8s with a few 7s and a few 9s. There was about 8 girls hanging out near the bar so I walked over and grabbed a beer while saying hi to a couple of them. After that I sat front row next to the main stage and enjoyed the show. Here comes the only bad part of my visit. Literally 30 seconds after I sit down to watch the girls dancing I was approached by the hottest dancer in the club. She was very aggressive and persistent trying to get me to go to the VIP room. Eventually she left me alone and I enjoyed the show while tipping the dancers and finishing my beer.