Iowa man accused of opening fire in strip club lot after debit card rejected for

It's understandable

it would’ve made slightly more sense for him to shoot the ATM instead of cars in the parking lot.

We can all opine on the stupidity of bringing a hand gun to a strip club.

We can also comment on the poor life choices required to shoot up the parking lot at a strip club.

And we can certainly examine the immaturity of trying to elude police in a Chrysler 300, then crashing it and resisting arrest, possibly while intoxicated from drinking at a strip club.

But this guy's most fundamental stupidity and the underlying significant lapse of good judgement comes from one of the most basic and critical rules of strip clubs:

Never, never, never, never, never use a card at a strip club!!!

Going forward, let's hope he learns the basic and critical rule of being a prisoner:

Never drop the soap in the shower. :p

I wonder if he can use his debit card to post bail?

I suspect this is one of our more uptight posters, like Skifredo. It tracks with my theory that Skifredo is completely broke.

I still say that a good hobby would help him. Let’s encourage Fredo to take up Morris dancing.