Always good specify what one is looking for in a club since different people are looking for different things - in your case you should specify a good club "for a dancer" (not everyone knows you as a dancer) - and also specify what you are looking for or not looking for.
Extras seem farily common in Houston - by no means am I a Houston expert, but off teh top of my head some clubs that are not extras-heavy but popular are:
I’m gonna echo Papi on that one. I don’t know if you want a lot of big competition though PSD Houston Men’s club is really upscale but it is an easy 7 up factory. Might be tough to make money with that kind of lineup. Did see some suits in there though.
St. James was great. LD’s are like in private confession booth things. I don’t know if you like that or not but for me it made REALLY easy to buy dances at $20 a pop.
Well crap, i really wanted to go to St James after reading the reviews but I really do not want to buy a license. Men’s Club, idk. I don’t like working in places where the charge for dances is significantly more than other clubs in the area. Ugh!
It doesn’t matter anyway, they told me they cannot do an audition until tomorrow because they don’t have enough people on staff to help all the customers who came together in the three cars. I have worked at three other Men’s Clubs and I’ve never been told that. I asked him if he just doesn’t want to hire me and he said no that’s not the case. So, see ya Houston.
I was planning just to go straight to Austin today but sometimes I get anxiety from driving so I was just stopping here to break up the drive. I don’t want to get a license but I am top tier club material (sorry, not being stuck up, just trying to be natter-of-fact), and I don’t want to be jerked around. I don’t want to just stay here paying for hotels to be told to come back tomorrow. I called Palazzio in Austin just now and they said I can audition any day and work any time.
Well, I’m a little crabby about what happened but here it is.
Houston: I went to 4 places.
Men’s Club, who can not hire me until the next day even though I called ahead and followed instructions about getting hired.
Treasure’s, which had an obscenely steep entrance, like a 4 inch tall step from the street, then an incline, then a 4 inch tall hump—followed by 4 rubber speed bumps installed by the club. I have a lowered car and I could not go over the speed bumps, there was not enough room to take them at an angle. I barely made it in the gate from the street. I asked the valet if there is another entrance to the parking lot and he said no, I said, I can’t get in this way or I’m going to wreck my car, he says I should just wreck it and work here and then I can get a Mercedes. Worst life advice ever lol, I left. I couldn’t get in and I didn’t want to have to deal with that every time I went there.
I was going to throw in the towel but I read Muddy’s comment and said ok, let’s keep trying. Went to....
Buck’s Wild, I am from Seattle so I’m ok with nude dancing. They told me they are the #1 club in Texas 🙄🙄🙄 but there was ONE customer!! Lol!! They also told me I have to stay 8 hours, or pay $50 per hour to leave early. I said I can’t do that and the manager said, “oh really? Most of the other clubs here require girls to work 10 to 12 hours,” ok yeah right buddy! I left and the manager told me to come back again. I then saw on the freeway...
Penthouse Club, It is actually not on TUSCL. I looked up google and yelp reviews and they were very good, but few. I just came from Penthouse in NOLA the day before and i also have worked at PH in Tampa, they are very nice clubs so I went over. I pulled in and there was no parking lot, I waited at the valet to ask where to go and no one came, I called the club 3 times and let it ring about 20 times each and no one answered. One guy approached my car motioning if I was going in and I was unsure if he was the valet bc he was wearing a hoodie and jeans and at the other clubs the staff wears collared shirts and ties. So I left.
I called St. James and their license is $300. If I lived here I wouldn’t have a problem with it but I do not. And that was the end of Houston.
So I drove to Austin today and went to Palazio. I had called ahead 3 separate times actually last week with different questions and each time they reviewed the rules of auditioning with me so I followed those and when I arrived they told me auditions ended an hour ago (I just got up and drove 3 hours, if the audition time was earlier I would have gotten up earlier but they told me the same thing on the phone 3 times). Door girl says she will get the manager anyway. He comes out and reads my application and sees that I am not local, makes a comment about it, and says they are not hiring. I say, if that was the case why did you come out here and why did you read my application, and if that was the case, why don’t you tell your door girls to say you’re not hiring right now? I told him, if I had that info I wouldn’t have driven here. He said “UH, SORRY,” like a teenage girl would say it, with sarcasm, just to say it but without meaning it. Awesome.
So I left. When I went to the cubs in Houston it took me two hours. I didn’t want to waste two hours again. I drove to Dallas, because that also was 2 hours.
I don’t think it’s me or my looks, I look good and I auditioned at Penthouse in New Orleans the other night and was the only person to get hired out of 9 girls. It was a shitty night there but i also sold more dances than anyone. So, I’ll take responsibility if it’s me or my appearance but i don’t think it is. I am paying for hotel/air bnb and I just don’t have the time or the money to *maybe* get hired somewhere when I’m qualified to work in these places I’ve gone to, I haven’t gone anywhere that’s out of my league etc.
I haven’t ever experienced anything like this in any other city except once, they did it to me at The Lodge 2 years ago when I auditioned and I pressed them to let me audition and they did end up hiring me.
I have been living out of a suitcase now since Nov 1 and I just don’t have all the energy for managers who are maybe just being too lazy to do paperwork for a person from out of town.
For certain, won’t ever go back to Houston again.
I am in Fort Worth and I always have a lot of requests from TUSCL to meet up when I’m here—everyone has flaked except two people. So please, don’t do that to me. But I’ll be at Buck’s in Fort Worth, message me to confirm meeting up because i don’t work every single hour that the club is open, surprising, I know. Unless it’s horrible, I will be flying to work at Hi Liter on Thursday if so.
Almost as long as Papi’s review of Treasures, not quite lol. 💕
Wtf? Palazio had always been travel friendly. 😦 And, bluntly speaking, being white and blond and toned should have made you a shoo in. I wonder if that’s a recent thing.
Sorry to hear that it didn’t work out PSD. Shit I feel bad about saying that now. From what i see as a customer Texas (the big cities) has a REALLY healthy strip club scene. Atleast Phoenix should be good for you. There’s so many Phoenix TUSCLers shouldn’t be too hard to line their asses up. Just post more body pics. Follow this advice “If you post them, they will come” Do guys like Meat72, rh48hr, lonewolf, azdd realize how much of hottie you are? I would post a separate topic letting them all know you gonna be out there. Busty blonde with an incredible body? Forget it.
And if your ever in the NYC area I would love to check you out if I could line it up but surprisingly for such a big city NYC doesn’t have a strong reliable TUSCL presence like some other cities do. But alot of the clubs are poppin every night so there’s that.
Muddy your comments were encouraging, no need to apologize.
I am hoping that Ft Worth goes ok and i don’t have to go to Phoenix because I don’t want to have to leave my car here and then come back and get it. I haven’t ever had a bad trip at Buck’s so hopefully that will continue!
I don’t think I will ever go to New York because it’s very expensive. A friend of mine worked there and she made more money than anyone I’ve ever heard of but it was so cumbersome for her to stay in air bnb’s and hotels that she finally got a super small place and it was $3k per month. It was like smaller than my kitchen. She said it was just too stressful to maintain that lifestyle because the living conditions were uncomfortable. I hate paying unreasonable amounts for hotels (like a 3 star hotel is a 3 star hotel, why is it ok for it to cost $65 in some places and $300 in others...), so I don’t think I would last there!
Also re: AZ, I think girls like me are aplenty there, like I mentioned, everyone who I have communicated with on this site about coming to see me in the club—AND THEY HAVE INITIATED IT—has flaked, except for two. Even living in Seattle, there are a lot of guys on TUSCL from there too. No dice. So, I never intended to use this site to market myself or to try to gain customers, etc., and as it is anonymous like many online social media, there is no consequence for not following through. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
But, I thought your comments were motivating, like, get back out there! Not upset about that at all. 💕
Nicespice, maybe you will have better luck than me, I think if I had more time to go back to Men’s Club the next day it would have been fine but I just didn’t want to wait around for them to possibly say on Monday to come back the next day too. Maybe one day you and I will finally meet, huh?? ☺️
Samiel, thank you very much for the compliment and thank you for making time to see me today. I enjoyed the conversation and I hope we’ll see each other another time. Thank you! 😘😘😘
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St. James was great. LD’s are like in private confession booth things. I don’t know if you like that or not but for me it made REALLY easy to buy dances at $20 a pop.
Houston: I went to 4 places.
Men’s Club, who can not hire me until the next day even though I called ahead and followed instructions about getting hired.
Treasure’s, which had an obscenely steep entrance, like a 4 inch tall step from the street, then an incline, then a 4 inch tall hump—followed by 4 rubber speed bumps installed by the club. I have a lowered car and I could not go over the speed bumps, there was not enough room to take them at an angle. I barely made it in the gate from the street. I asked the valet if there is another entrance to the parking lot and he said no, I said, I can’t get in this way or I’m going to wreck my car, he says I should just wreck it and work here and then I can get a Mercedes. Worst life advice ever lol, I left. I couldn’t get in and I didn’t want to have to deal with that every time I went there.
I was going to throw in the towel but I read Muddy’s comment and said ok, let’s keep trying. Went to....
Buck’s Wild, I am from Seattle so I’m ok with nude dancing. They told me they are the #1 club in Texas 🙄🙄🙄 but there was ONE customer!! Lol!! They also told me I have to stay 8 hours, or pay $50 per hour to leave early. I said I can’t do that and the manager said, “oh really? Most of the other clubs here require girls to work 10 to 12 hours,” ok yeah right buddy! I left and the manager told me to come back again. I then saw on the freeway...
Penthouse Club, It is actually not on TUSCL. I looked up google and yelp reviews and they were very good, but few. I just came from Penthouse in NOLA the day before and i also have worked at PH in Tampa, they are very nice clubs so I went over. I pulled in and there was no parking lot, I waited at the valet to ask where to go and no one came, I called the club 3 times and let it ring about 20 times each and no one answered. One guy approached my car motioning if I was going in and I was unsure if he was the valet bc he was wearing a hoodie and jeans and at the other clubs the staff wears collared shirts and ties. So I left.
I called St. James and their license is $300. If I lived here I wouldn’t have a problem with it but I do not. And that was the end of Houston.
So I drove to Austin today and went to Palazio. I had called ahead 3 separate times actually last week with different questions and each time they reviewed the rules of auditioning with me so I followed those and when I arrived they told me auditions ended an hour ago (I just got up and drove 3 hours, if the audition time was earlier I would have gotten up earlier but they told me the same thing on the phone 3 times). Door girl says she will get the manager anyway. He comes out and reads my application and sees that I am not local, makes a comment about it, and says they are not hiring. I say, if that was the case why did you come out here and why did you read my application, and if that was the case, why don’t you tell your door girls to say you’re not hiring right now? I told him, if I had that info I wouldn’t have driven here. He said “UH, SORRY,” like a teenage girl would say it, with sarcasm, just to say it but without meaning it. Awesome.
So I left. When I went to the cubs in Houston it took me two hours. I didn’t want to waste two hours again. I drove to Dallas, because that also was 2 hours.
I don’t think it’s me or my looks, I look good and I auditioned at Penthouse in New Orleans the other night and was the only person to get hired out of 9 girls. It was a shitty night there but i also sold more dances than anyone. So, I’ll take responsibility if it’s me or my appearance but i don’t think it is. I am paying for hotel/air bnb and I just don’t have the time or the money to *maybe* get hired somewhere when I’m qualified to work in these places I’ve gone to, I haven’t gone anywhere that’s out of my league etc.
I haven’t ever experienced anything like this in any other city except once, they did it to me at The Lodge 2 years ago when I auditioned and I pressed them to let me audition and they did end up hiring me.
I have been living out of a suitcase now since Nov 1 and I just don’t have all the energy for managers who are maybe just being too lazy to do paperwork for a person from out of town.
For certain, won’t ever go back to Houston again.
I am in Fort Worth and I always have a lot of requests from TUSCL to meet up when I’m here—everyone has flaked except two people. So please, don’t do that to me. But I’ll be at Buck’s in Fort Worth, message me to confirm meeting up because i don’t work every single hour that the club is open, surprising, I know. Unless it’s horrible, I will be flying to work at Hi Liter on Thursday if so.
Almost as long as Papi’s review of Treasures, not quite lol. 💕
And if your ever in the NYC area I would love to check you out if I could line it up but surprisingly for such a big city NYC doesn’t have a strong reliable TUSCL presence like some other cities do. But alot of the clubs are poppin every night so there’s that.
I am hoping that Ft Worth goes ok and i don’t have to go to Phoenix because I don’t want to have to leave my car here and then come back and get it. I haven’t ever had a bad trip at Buck’s so hopefully that will continue!
I don’t think I will ever go to New York because it’s very expensive. A friend of mine worked there and she made more money than anyone I’ve ever heard of but it was so cumbersome for her to stay in air bnb’s and hotels that she finally got a super small place and it was $3k per month. It was like smaller than my kitchen. She said it was just too stressful to maintain that lifestyle because the living conditions were uncomfortable. I hate paying unreasonable amounts for hotels (like a 3 star hotel is a 3 star hotel, why is it ok for it to cost $65 in some places and $300 in others...), so I don’t think I would last there!
Also re: AZ, I think girls like me are aplenty there, like I mentioned, everyone who I have communicated with on this site about coming to see me in the club—AND THEY HAVE INITIATED IT—has flaked, except for two. Even living in Seattle, there are a lot of guys on TUSCL from there too. No dice. So, I never intended to use this site to market myself or to try to gain customers, etc., and as it is anonymous like many online social media, there is no consequence for not following through. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
But, I thought your comments were motivating, like, get back out there! Not upset about that at all. 💕
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You may voice your concerns to Palazio though 🤷🏼♀️ Sorry I missed you.
MackTruck yes, yes I do, some loads of cash. Ty.
Seems like it’s rough out there at the moment. Glad I didn’t. Hope DFW is treating you well.
Nicespice, maybe you will have better luck than me, I think if I had more time to go back to Men’s Club the next day it would have been fine but I just didn’t want to wait around for them to possibly say on Monday to come back the next day too. Maybe one day you and I will finally meet, huh?? ☺️
Samiel, thank you very much for the compliment and thank you for making time to see me today. I enjoyed the conversation and I hope we’ll see each other another time. Thank you! 😘😘😘