I feel a certain way about stripper but not sure I stack up
MuddyUSA
Hell but I never been locked up, no tattoos, no debt, not in a gang, not physically violent towards women, unable to sleep all day, don't play video games, no illegal firearms under my mattress, I have a job, I'm responsible, overall successful. I may just have to move on here. But I look back knowing what love I could have a had if I was a living piece of shit.
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last commentAnd not even on any drugs. I may have to get my shit together tbh.
In other news, it's Passive-Aggressive Day on TUSCL. Total coincidence!
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Sorry, muddy. You're just overqualified for that position........
Fucked up people are attracted to fucked up people. Don’t play Captain Save a Hoe. They don’t want to be fixed. If you gave them a normal successful life they would get bored real fast.
I’ve read somewhere recently that sex robots have been getting more realistic. 🤗
Sounds like a case of Natural Selection in action, which imbeds in us biological preferences to reproduce with those who are more attractive, self-confident and charming. It's why we still want to fuck hot strippers despite their deep personality flaws. it's foolish to think that strippers, in turn, wouldn't have similar biological impulses when seeking out mates.
Plenty of hot civvie girls have loser BFs too and if you saw one of these girls at a bar, you'd more readily accept that she's out of your league. But with strippers, some guys fool themselves into believing that they should have more of shot just because the girls provide time and attention in exchange for money. Then they come on here and post about how much better they are than the younger and much more attractive loser BFs, ignoring all of the aforementioned biological realities in the process.
Glad I could help muddy. 😀
^^^Well if it counts for anything my mom does say I’m a total catch. When I get rejected by strippers I make sure I let them know this.
Muddy, I bet they feel like complete fools once you tell them that. I'm almost embarrassed for them.
Damn Subra you took that thought right out of my mind
Muddy I bet your mommas friends are all trying to introduce you to their daughters. Shit I think Rick wants to meet you 😂
Well muddy, if your mom assures you that you're a catch, then I stand corrected. 😀
-->"Muddy I bet your mommas friends are all trying to introduce you to their daughters. Shit I think Rick wants to meet you 😂"
Let's not get too carried away. Muddy's foin, but he ain't scoring no rick
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^ Don't troll Sub. The Sub character is supposed to be the straight man pretending to be pick up tail on the cheap in San Fran clubs. 😉
===> "Shit I think Rick wants to meet you 😂"
He'd have better luck with the stripper who doesn't want him because she's getting railed by her much studlier BF. 😉
Ok Dugan, I'm gonna have to concur with RandomMember on this one, having a winky face after talking about a dancer's studly boyfriend is not a good look 😂
Remember Muddy - you can still talk a good game in the club.
Just drop a few quotes from Scarface, and watch a few old episodes of Oz.
Then speak in broken sentences - using grammar that would make Juice cringe - and you should be fine.
If she's still on the fence - throw some acronyms like GTA and Creed - or say PSP - and tell her you have a big joystick - and she will get creamy.
If you really want an in - tell her you shouldn't be drinking because you have to meet your PO in the morning - and you have a blood test to study for! She will be hanging all over you.
There may still be hope, Muddy.
You can always go gangster by registering as a Republican.
(Note to Founder: This is not a political post.)
yo azz could check off all of dat shit and still be rich as hell is ya became a rapstar like me.
Funny talk, but it is still denigrating women, denigrating the women you go to for sex appeal.
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