Was' up with mah penis?

My penis spoke to me.

At first I thought it was an angel. But on second thought I realized angels voices come from the sky and not from inside your pants.

No one likes a show off CC :)

Who said I'm showing off?

I just think occasionally about auditioning my skills for America's got talent. That's all.

I can often stay hard for more than one round but with a woman not as much for jacking off.

Live long (enough) and prosper (or not)

And this problem will diminish

Dear penis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIoy_DFI…

Cannot when I beat off, but when a female gets my wee Willy winky up, the fucking thing does not go down until she have left the building. Lol. Several have asked me if it “is it always up like that? Does it ever get small?”

@IME and @Nidan

I spent the night a couple times with the girl I dated last summer and would literally get blue balls because I spent the whole night with a boner from sleeping right next to her. I went into the bathroom a couple times to fap and then came out and in 15 minutes it was right back up again.

But what am I gonna do? Not cuddle with a cute girl sleeping next to me? That would be nonsense.

What needs to happen should be self apparent!

SJG

^I need to jerk off again?

Sounds like a great idea!

Types in "Kiss X Sis episode 2."