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Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Night Curves at the PO

Back in Philly and was thinking of hitting Oasis but the new ownership hasn't really brought in any new talent worth getting to know since my last visit so thought about exploring Purple Orchid instead. Glad…

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Local Listings

Is it just me, or is the local listings feature a little skewed? When I try and drill down to get listings from my city, I get a bunch of listings from locations that are sometimes 2+ hours away from…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, West Virginia

May exceed expectations

To make it clear, this club is not for you if you want anything close to upscale. However, after driving back from Dayton all day, I didn't feel like driving to Pittsburgh for some fun.…

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Chicago’s strip club nudity rules could be eased

If this happens, it would be great news.... https://www.chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-chicago-strip-club-nudity-rules-could-be-eased-20191219-q7owk5ntqzh7hagkwoyj7jd2lq-story.html

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Enough girls but not enough pussy

SPot Lite is a corner bar on Greenfield that is medium-small in size. According to posted hours on the door, the place opens at 3 pm weekdays, and 8 pm Sat/Sun. There is an…

Stiletto's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Just skip it. Bad even for New Orleans.

Wow. This was just...bad. Even allowing for the low expectations of a strip club in New Orleans, this place was crap. Granted, I should have known better. I had had a…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Dead Atmosphere

I was down the street at Desire and none of my regular girls were there so decided to stop here knowing it was probably going to be just for a quick beer since the club…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Dollar goes a long way with the girl, but not the drinks.

$15.00 cover on a Saturday night somewhere between 8:00 and 9:00. Only a couple of people in there and only occasionally would someone go to the stage. You do get a lot at the stage.…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Annual Santa visit

Visited on a Friday night around 8:30pm. Haven’t been here in several months. Tonight was their Christmas Party and I brought my friend who was dressed as Santa Claus for his annual visit. Being dressed…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Let's try this again

So this is a repost of a rejected review. Supposedly my review seems too much like a club ad... ridiculous! All the reviewers had to do was read my previous reviews of this place when…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

Mint on a Tuesday , not much going on

Went to the Mint on a Tuesday around 9:30 . The parking lot is full of potholes , but at this time in the evening , it’s easy to park in front . The large…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Thursday night review

Heard about the place from people and wanted to check it out, so went over on a Thursday night after 9. The door guy was helpful, and made a great first impression, made the…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Busy Pre-Christmas on the Block

Indulged for my usual pre-Christmas trip to the block. Rob and his girls from the Red Room were in attendance and the place had about ten PL’s sitting around the bar. Although I listed 6…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Live Review

So you guys know the layout by now. First time coming here as I had a dancer friend who started working here a few months back. The night I finally come she is off for…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A Monday and Tuesday afternoon excursion

Was there for two days back to back broke my record and sat at a hightop chair for 11 hours on Tuesday. God those chairs suck. My ass was killing me ... The Monday visit…

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Club Snap Chat Accounts

A nice tool to see what's been going on inside the clubs. Just listing club accounts here, not dancers. That could take a dozen threads. Here are a couple to start it out. Wise Guys, East St.…

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Call me forgetful or ignorant, but...

Likely I've known and forgotten, but possibility never knew, so what is the difference between a VIP and Verified TUSCLer?

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Tiffany - some things changed but others did not

I visited this club again after a long time and a couple of things had changed. The essential layout remained the same and the vibe has become even more laid back. It is a relatively…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Recon and miss

I had a conference in Fort Worth, so I left early enough that I could spend a few hours at CL. Cover was $9. I got there around 3 in the afternoon and was…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This is my after Laker game spot

So I have been here a few times and enjoyed myself pretty much everytime. I usually come here after going to Laker games and I believe if you bring the tickets they give you a…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

First-time a charm... this time not so much

This review was my second time at sharks and the first time was terrific. I wondered if this time would be as good, or better, now that I knew the ropes. The first time I…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Real Lap Dances on a Friday

I have not been here since September. I have had some health problems but I am finally all better. In fact I have been avoiding all clubs for about three months. I decided I wanted…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Incredible Joint!

Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working. At $20 a pop, the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Breakdown of Fees and Fines

I worked here for a night to check it out while in Detroit and now understand why dancers charge so much for their services. It isn't "GPS". It's that the club has a charge or a fine for almost anything…

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Disaster relief funding for our less furniture brothers on Tuscl

Just think every month a fellow brother has to pay his car bill or utilities and forget his abilities for a lap dance. A Statistical Analysis By Baylor University has shown that depression and Anxiety is dropped by 69% during a…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

It's a Deja Vu

Looking to spend time with a spinner or two and didn't want to drive far in the weather, decided to give this Deja Vu another try. This time had a card from a neighborhood liquor store…

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Help adding a link to a discussion

How the flock do I add pic to a post? While I'm at it how do I add a emoji and where the are they

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After Getting a Strippers Number

I've recently started asking strippers for their number if I'm interested in them, especially for hopefully future OTC. I learned from tuscl and early experiences that it really doesn't mean anything when you get their number. I usually…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

A good first time in the evening visit.

This was my second visit to DD and first nighttime visit. The club is located on a busy road in your standard south Florida pseudo-industrial park neighborhood. They have a large parking lot which was…

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Mileage in Philly

So I’m going to be in Philadelphia next month. I don’t know many of the clubs there, and I’m wondering what places are high mileage and fun, if anyone has recommendations. Thanks in advance.

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

OK, Sunday night. Will come back on a Monday.

Had Monday off and decided to pop in for a quick visit. I had been there before on a Monday and really enjoyed the $10 dances, but I figured I would try on a Sunday…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

A bar that happens to have strippers

Finally! Smoking is no longer permitted inside of Scruples. This makes it a better place to stop off on the way home. If you've never been here, it's basically an L-shaped bar where there are…

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Fuck It!

So I said “fuck it,” took off from work early and headed to a nearby strip club. I’m sitting at the bar per my usual custom and within a couple of minutes a cute spinner sits down next to…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Very dependable, very fine woman

Love this place. Gotta love AA woman , but man do they have some fine spinners in there. About 6-8 woman... 3-8'2... 3-7's and 2 4 or 5's ( in my rating system).…

Politics

Based on what was said to Ilhan Omar, would you guys like to send me back home?

What if Dallas, Texas has always been my home? BTW: There are many comments about Israel made by Rep Omar which I do not support. your assumption that I am a liberal is really funny to hear- it says a lot…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Great time in VIP

This visit was Friday night, a week and a half before Christmas. Cover was $25, plus a mandatory $5 bottle of water. The main room, remains unchanged, a center raised stage with two poles and…

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Free panties

I will send a free pair of panties to the first person to make my pussy wet and send me their name and an address i can send them to. You must send a return pic of the panties once…

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House fees in Vegas clubs

Question for the Vegas-based PLs: I'm texting with a former LA-based dancer that I've been trying to convert to OTC for a long time. She moved to Vegas 2 years ago, but visits LA (family) 2 times a year.…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Hot bodies, low prices.

Club was close to airport. Had to do a late Sunday night run, so stopped by to see what was happening. This was my first time there. They charged $5 Park and…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

The NonXmas Party

Ok saw ad Big Xmas Party 20 dancers free buffet,$50 off Half hour Vip's. Decided to go!! My Bad Arrived 5:30 pm,parking lot dark,like they…

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Remember to keep the “X” in X-mas!”

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XTC Cabaret Austin: The ultra VIP

Not sure I should post the question here or in the discussion part of the club. Wednesday night I went to XTC, that was my first time and it was fun. Fully nude and high-milage two way contact dance. But, every…

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

Thursday night at the Lady

Not my first time and won't be last. I visit the area several times a year and always get with my Bros and head to the club. Usually on a Thur evening where the door…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

December Visit

I was on business for a last trip of the year in The Detroit area and had some free time in the late afternoon before catching a flight. I first did a stop at…

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@founder please make the topic/tittle great again

We need and want the title to be able to said it all. Thank you :)

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

A Club For A Specific Occasion

Went in on a Thursday to find only a few girls working and mostly regulars chatting with them. It was my first time at this club and I wasn't sure what to expect. It was…

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40 and up strip clubs

Is there such a thing ?

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Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom?

Q. Why is Santa not worried about banging strippers without a condom? A. Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney.

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time, probably the last time.

I had never been here but had heard good things about it. Decided to go in the late afternoon on Thursday thinking it might still have a number of dancers. I should have stayed in…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Not much has changed

Stopped by on a Saturday night for the first time in several months. The club was less packed when i arrived than I have seen it in most of my past visits, a pat down…

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List your best or worst memories of the old me

Looking forward to this little memory lane

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Nichole is fucking AWSOME!

Are we ever going to cuddle? My entire day is filled with fantasies of Nichole hooking up with me.

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Day shift more reliable

Stopped by around noon on a Wednesday. Free entry with text in, think it was $5 otherwise. Pretty slow since they had just opened an hour earlier. Only 3-4 girls when I arrived but more…

Politics

Christianity Today calls for Trump's impeachment

A leading Christian magazine founded by late evangelist Billy Graham -- father of key presidential supporter Franklin Graham -- published an op-ed on Thursday calling for President Donald Trump to be removed from office and urging evangelicals not to support…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

Increase in Comfort Level vs. Lower Brass

I decided to cough up $20 this past Saturday to try out the Upper Brass (UB) instead of being another sardine in the Lower Brass. For those who don't know, the UB is simply the…

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Best timesto drive through Atlanta to avoid traffic ?

Read the fucking title

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

New Venue - Same fun

New venue, same Misty's. Same girls and customers in a new place. The building is a big square pretty run down building. When you enter there are two bars a smaller bar to the right where…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Out of town business traveler found some company here.

Visited Night Trips on a Wednesday evening and arrived around 10:00. There was no charge for parking and the lot was lit well enough. I paid my cover and went into the bar…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Disappointed

Walked in the door, paid 20 dollars to get in. The stage sat empty.Not one girl on stage. Floorman was kind and escorted us to the back club . Upon entering the bouncer stated there…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Disappointing visit to Vics

I haven't been in Vics in a long time, so decided to stop by a couple weeks ago on a Thursday around 4pm. Parked on a side street near the club and walked in and…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Sturdy Standby

Saturday night was about as busy as Gallagher's gets nowadays, with three girls working the main stage at all times, one girl on the show stage, and the third stage empty. Seems like only a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Oasis seems to be on rebound

I used to frequent the Oasis up until 3 years ago when it really fell in hard times . After the new owners have taken over a fresh coat or paint, new platforms being built…

Eden Cabaret

Pensacola, Florida

Hopes are killed here

Look, I want to be upbeat and positive about this place, but it’s difficult.. First off, it was a Monday... and it was like 2 in the afternoon. I had wanted to go…

Politics

Democratic Debates, NOW!

On PBS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9xyvrTBOk SJG

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Not bad

Had a quick visit to Raleigh to see some clients. After dinner I thought I would check out the local entertainment. Parking was free and well lit, the club is a nice looking club as…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Another Monday at Bogies

Not my first visit or review of Bogarts. The last time I stopped in there were only a handful of girls working and the quality was less than normal. This visit was…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Fun time in the desert!

Went to Sahara on a weekday afternoon after a meeting. It was a laid back atmosphere and they had a dancer on stage pretty much the time I was there. There were about…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Will have to visit again

I swung by Sunset Strip based on a suggestion from someone else. It was a Thursday night and I guess it was near the change of shift because when I arrived there were only 5…

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How to follow Discussion?

I must be old and blind but I have done some extensive posts here in reply to others but do not see how to easily return to see further replies i.e. guys asking me further questions. In profile see…

Politics

Remind me not to be a radio host...

I too would have made an inappropriate comment like this... ——— A Denver radio host lost his job Wednesday after saying he wanted a "nice school shooting" to break up coverage of the "never-ending impeachment of Donald Trump." Chuck Bonniwell made the…

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@poledancer: feminism is not destroying us, "fake feminists" are.

Dear Poledancer, point #1: Please do not conflate feminism and the war on masculinity as the same concepts. point #2: The war on masculinity is a huge issue in this country, but it is not the result of feminism. It is…

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SJWs eat their own alive

Why anybody would choose to support this group of people is beyond me. Now the Twitter mob is going after J.K Rowling. You know, the woman who decides on a whim that characters like Albus Dumbledore are gay despite their…

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Three Funny News Items: Hitting 'Pause' In The 24/7 News Cycle

Manger Scene, tag line: “Mary just needs to admit she slept with someone else” A line from a Christmas card produced by a British company, Love Layla Designs, that parodies the traditional Christian story. Trade talks between Captain America and Black…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Unusual club attached to adult bookstore

This is not a typical strip club. It is attached to an adult bookstore, which seemed to be a lot more crowded than the "strip club" part- I thought the club was closed at first.…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

A good time

I'm comfortable at this spot and most nights it can be a hit or miss. Lately there have been more hits than misses. For the layout of the club, its medium sized with a rectangular…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Second Time in TJ

So this was my second trip to tj. Had so much fun the first time I had to go back. I will now plan on going twice a year as long as…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worth the trip day shift

Arrived before cover charge. The cover charge is $10 if you arrive after 7. There were about 6 to 10 girls. About 70% were African American one was Latino the other were Caucasian. The food…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow afternoon, my favorite.

I've been here plenty of times so it's more about ducking someone I've seen before and not as much trying out the place. The details of the bar can be found in many other reviews…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Gorgeous dancers

Palomino is my favorite club in Vegas, and I always go at least once when I'm in town. It's a bit of a ride up from the strip. In addition to taking longer, this also…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A bit of a dive bar, but some friendly, pretty chicas available

Chicas is unlike any of the other clubs I've been to in Vegas. It's more of a dive bar than a strip club, but that's not all bad. It's in North Las Vegas, fairly far…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun at MNF, and later

I visited Sapphire twice on my most recent trip to Vegas. The first time was for their Monday Night Football. It costs $20 and includes a ride to the club, admission, two drink tickets, and…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club, but not special

I was back in Las Vegas for a trip and decided to hit a number of different clubs through the week. The first was Treasures. I'd originally planned to try out their steakhouse, but ended…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointing

The Rhino is well reviewed for a Vegas club, with many speaking highly of it. I've been to Vegas many times now and hadn't yet been there, so I decided to give it a try…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Bar Wars: The New Hope

A long time ago, in a zona far, far away: BAR WARS Episode 1 A NEW HOPE The Zona Norte is controlled by the (Hong Kong) Empire with many Bars, Clubs, and Hotels catering to mongers, while great times…

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UPSCALE CLUBS IN THE US

I'm a traveling dancer on the hunt for the most upscale clubs in the US. of all the places I have worked, so far Desire in Providence, RI has had the most upscale clientele (Doctors, Attorneys, Financial Advisors ect) Great $$, easily…

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UPSCALE CLUBS IN THE US

I'm a traveling dancer on the hunt for the most upscale clubs in the US. of all the places I have worked, so far Desire in Providence, RI has had the most upscale clientele (Doctors, Attorneys, Financial Advisors ect) Great $$, easily…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Minor rip off and clubbing mood ruined

You don't often get ripped off at Follies or run into any trouble. By and large people are friendly and honest. Then again 90% of my visits have been between 1 and 7 pm. Tonight…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Best Club in ABQ - Worth a Visit

Went to the club three times in the last few months. Twice on Friday and once on Saturday night. I think I like the crowd better Friday night. And the massage therapist works on Friday…

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Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper?

Q. Why is a Christmas tree like a stripper? A. Because it's only a matter of time before it dies and leaves needles all over the floor.

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Rip Off!

This place sucks! NO girls!

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Besides Follies at lunchtime what else is worth the efforts to visit in the ATL

Is it steal Cheetahs, Oasis and Pink Pony ? Any other ?

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New Pornstar fav...Violet Myers

I really dig this girl. After a year or so of being into Rose Monroe as my fav in porn for 2019, I think Violet Myers is stealing the title now. This is what the new hot girl kind of…

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Women don't need nice boys, just HONEST ones.

Oh, and we appreciate and love the NICE boys, not the "nice" boys. smh probably only millenials will understand this:( Merry Christmas.

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

If only there was curtains

Visited Legends on a Wednesday evening since I was in the area. Arrived after 7pm and was greeted by the cute door girl and a bouncer who was very friendly and accommodating. Paid the $3…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Secret Is Out. Get There Very Early Before the Fatties Arrive

I arrived around 12:15 noon. And even then I knew that was a little later than I wanted to get to Hi-Liter. Because I know the thinner, hotter dancers get there early and the fatass…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Nice little find of a club

On a recent trip to Austin I visited this club and Divas. This one I chose to revisit on my last day which either tells you something about the club or about me. Both visits…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens afternoon delights

Made a stop for the first time in several months. With Kittens it seems like a new experience every time I have been in, and this was no exception. Have had a few…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Still hit or miss

Been traveling a lot for work lately so have not been hitting my normal places with any frequency. This review is a culmination of several visits to Bogart's. I will say this that it has…

Secrets

Paterson, New Jersey

A great evening! And a great bar!!!

I’ve visited here before but it kinda went downhill. I’ve gone in a few times and no woman was there except the bartender. I heard one of my favorites from another club started working here…

Capisce Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Worth a try

Since the location has changed names several times since it was Babes, I was curious how this new incarnation would look. Not a lot different in my opinion. More lights so it doesn’t look like…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

‘‘Tis the season to be horny!

Dropped in just after lunch. There were 7-8 girls working. Most of the dancers I had not seen before. Looks like the line up is changing. Some of the regulars Julie and Beaty were missing…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Early holiday visit with a favorite

I stopped in last week after I checked that one of my go-to gals would be dancing. Nothing has changed with the décor except that Christmas decorations had made an appearance. Mickey’s still…

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I Swear Porn Directors Are Gay

You got a hot ass chick here and she's barely wearing anything but instead you choose to zoom in on the dude's floppy ballsack? Why do porn directors have no idea how to do camera angles? Even when they get good…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

New Couches in Lap Dance Room

This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current favorite; she had…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Depends who you see, I guess?

I've never felt so nervous or comfortable in a space before. I've been to Wackos about 10 times already, but have stayed clear since the most recent busts due to work and feeling a bit…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Change, change, change

This review is a summary of a couple of visits last week. Stopped in early afternoon (cover $6), Coke was $4.50. Layout has been described before, with the main stage and 2nd in-the-round stage active…

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Met a Porn Star OTC....The Good, the Bad, the Ugly....

Recently I went to a local club to check out the talent. The club was dead but there was one gem - a 28 year old thin beauty with beautiful skin and natural Ds. Checked out her stage dance and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A VERY HAPPY happy hour at Baby Dolls

I’m in Dallas 4-5 times a year for work and usually stop at BD for some fun. This time proved great. I arrived at 6pm which is during shift change. There were…

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Waxing vs shaving vs hairy

Y'all ever get waxed? Back? Nuts? Or just stay hairy?

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Anyone know her?

Not sure if this is the correct place, but I only have so many days of VIP. Does anyone know Sophia (Sofia?) At kittens? She was there the first night I went, and forgot to ask for IG. I would love…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

BDD can deliver

first off, I like the new TUSCL descriptions of the ratings spent about 450, drinks were like 10 bucks each including a nice tip (vodka mix) felt I had a good time, mission was accomplished but not…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Fun Friday Afternoon

I generally only get to clubs in the afternoon and Emperor’s is usually a place I try to get to even though I’ve ended up there more than a few times when it has been…

Capisce Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Worth a try

Since the location has changed names several times since it was Babes, I was curious how this new incarnation would look. Not a lot different in my opinion. More lights so it doesn’t look like…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Simple diversion. Nothing spectacular, nothing bad.

I walked into this familiar club, that I have now visited for 35 years. I don't think the interior has changed one bit over that time. Although, it has recently had some minor…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Masked in Mexico: A Hero Overseas

Monday I realize that you can, in fact, wear masks in mexico. So, I checked mine, and off I went. I flew in from the east coast so i had a 5 hr 39 min…

Politics

“Not the End of It”: If GOP Senate Saves Trump, He Can Face Impeachment Again

“Not the End of It”: If GOP Senate Saves Trump, Rep. Al Green Says He Can Face Impeachment Again MSNBC has been saying this for some time now. When Rep. Adam Schiff said that they are not going to let…

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Founder - thanks for the efforts

While it might seem like pandering, I was critical of the new site when first released, but I now want to extend credit when I think its due. The new site, (while still missing many of the features that…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Mardi Gras II, Front Room Friendliness?

I read the latest review, sounds like a dive. But those can be the best. Buying dances is a chump's game. Don't do it. Select the girl you want, approach her yourself, demonstrate generosity and charm and…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Not my favorite place by any stretch

I visit MG2 because it is the closest club to my home. It's not my least favorite club of all time, but close. The bartenders are, for the most part, inattentive. The dancers, for…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Worth while visit

Stopped in here recently to see the new layout. They've expanded the left side in to the space next door. They didn't do much to the main room except move the pool tables…

Wally's Roadhouse and Gentlemen's Club

Devils Lake, North Dakota

sinclair's Review

I went to Wally’s Roadhouse at 18:00 on a Saturday. The club was still locked up. Finally, the bartender/manager showed up at 18:06 and opened the place up. I was the only customer until 19:00.…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

sinclair's Review

I went to The Northern Gentleman’s Club on a Friday night at 22:00. At the entrance, there was an $8 cover charge. In the vestibule, there is a stairway down to the basement where there…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

More Construction News

For those of you who haven't read older reviews, the club walled off the entire north section (main stage, floor seating, DJ booth and adjacent dancing benches) for renovations in the fall, with intentions to…

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CHRISTMAS A WEEK AWAY🎄☃️🎅🤶

Where ya going to be? Home or going somewhere?

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Marry Christmas

Stopped back at this club after a long absence. Noticed on line that it would be their Christmas Party. Normally I stop during the day shift, but on weekends they open at 6pm.…

Tijuana

Question on Vids and screencaps

I'm getting ready to post a review of HK, and I've got two short sneaky video captures of my last two chicas getting dressed. How would I go about posting it in the review, and is that kind of thing…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Only One Week Left!

To piggyback on past recent reviews (including mine), there is a drop-dead date for BJ's. The bar's last day of operation is Monday, December 23. I am surprised that there hasn't been a news article…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Fun for what it is...

Been to this club a few times this year, mainly for the cheap beer and watching games. The stage shows aren't anything great - the girls don't take off their tops so it's a…

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Dancers Who Post

Review the pics of all the dancers who post and then post whom you find to be the hottest.

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Mornings are what you’d expect

I came at around 8 AM after a night out and the night was pretty uneventful. I only came because I have a group of friends that like to go there and hang out. Since…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

A few notable exceptions

Was in Cedar Rapids for work this week and decided to hit the local spots, starting with Dancer's as I have had a good time here in the past. The talent here is always a…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Back in the saddle

Upon my return to the OKC scene, I went to the most hands-on spot in the city - Fancy's, which it ain't. $5 cover and the bar runs down the side of the building to…

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Teacher/beauty queen busted for texting with student

These just keep getting better and better http://www.startribune.com/ex-miss-kentucky-admits-to-trading-sexual-photos-with-teen/566303082/

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

never come here early

I will not explain the club as i think it has been explained in enough review before. I forgot about my visit in this place too early in the day and checked in again right…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Short but good visit ... Daniella

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived Sunday early afternoon. Both bars were 2/3 to 3/4 filled with customers. Very low-key vibe. I got a VIP with Daniella and left happy. Short visit, ultimately, aside from the VIP…

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For Any of You Dog Lovers Out There 🐶

Nothin' to do with strippers or clubs...(or politics) Just a nice, little heartwarming story... https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/guys-letter-dog-neighbors-stevie-ticks

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Rainy day stop

Stopped by 516 on my way home from work on a rainy Tuesday around 6 pm. I’d been to the club before and was not a big fan. Read some decent reviews here so I…

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Strip clubs are getting a high tech overhaul, but will it be enough to save them

"While most of the erotic world has hurdled into the future in recent years — with innovations like smart toys, virtual reality porn, and even high-tech condoms — one type of adult business has remained resistant to change: the strip

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Christmas trip

Arrived at around 1:00, valet had just set up but I self parked and went to watch the Christmas parade for a few, me, a fat AA dude and about 9 dancers stood and watched…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fidel Castro is making me go Chapter 11

Good lord. Went to their Xmas Party. I usually don;t like paying covers, and tried to avoid it, came a couple minutes before it started but there were 2 security guys there and I happily…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Stopped in to check out the talent again after a few months

Stopped in since I was working in the area to see the talent here. I try and pop in every once in a while because anything goes at this place and you never know what…

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Turning 2 🔪🔪🔪 OMG!!!!!!!

So winter and ice didn't bother me but 2 weeks out from New Years and i can already feel the pain and depression lol. Any tips on how to deal with hiding the bodies ?

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Good time in Key West

My CF at my home club recommended The Red Garter, she had been there before and liked it. Parking in downtown Key West can be difficult, but on a Monday it was not too…

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Turning 2 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I still a pup?

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

End of the line

BJs is the last of its kind in Minneapolis and they are nearing the end of the line. This place is set to close by Christmas after a long time push by the City of…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Friday Night "Bachelor" party, bit left to be desired

Went to Subi's friday night as a friends "bachelor" party, as he used to go there pretty regularly with one of the other guys with us (there were 7 of us total). We got there…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies is Predictable!!!!

So time for my monthly visit to Follies (about a 2.5 hour drive from where I live). Last month I went to Tattle Tales during the day and that was a mistake, will not…

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April 8 @ follies in the ATL at open until.. All invited reminder

Don't forget to be saving up for and requesting time off for this tuscl meet up at @Follies Should be epic and packed full of stories for us to make and reflex on

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Turning 40 OMG !!!!! 😢

So turning 30 didn't bother me but 2 years out from 40 and i can already feel the pain and depression lol. Any tips on how to deal with aging ?

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Desperation produces satisfaction

This was my third and final stop of the afternoon. I ventured out on a Friday afternoon for the first time and was not sure what to expect. I thought I might grab a beer,…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Good for the price

At the time I arrived there where 5 dancers all were white/Caucasian; 1 tall brunette, 1 redhead, 2 dark blond, 1 light blond. What I liked about these dancers where that all but one had…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Two VIP’s - Dancers Totally Different Expectations.

I went to Synn for the first time in a while last Wednesday. I used a pass I had to get in and only had to pay $5 at the door for a drink. There…

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Club Fantasy Sacramento CA ??

Club Fantasy Sacramento, is it closed? Seems to be no longer listed on TUSCL. https://gentlemensclubfantasy.com/ Is this picture demolition of the building? https://www.yelp.com/biz/club-fantasy-sacramento By this it still looks okay. https://www.google.com/maps/@38.5952631,-121.4885481,3a,75y,27.7h,100.26t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCPmZmm8OhGGV1FGnzhIi7g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 SJG

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Just Glad To Say OTC

Didnt feel like posting a review - and since I spent limited time actually in the club figured it was not worth it. Just wanted to share I was able to enjoy an OTC today with the dancer I…

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Miami FL

Hi all, where can I go in miami thats safe and can get a little more than lap dances? Prefer all types of women but safety is a must. Ive been to the lodge in tx, flight club…

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@founder be careful the “Federales” are watching.

@founder Just FYI, when surfing the Internet for escorts in Los Angeles, one of the websites that I had saved in my bookmarks shows a white/blank page, and the web address reads: “This domain name has been seized by FBI - Federal…

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Who'd You Rather: Cynthia Brimhall vs. Renae Cruz

Here's the final matchup of the round of 16. (That means, for goodness sake, don't look for D'Errico/Electra anymore and definitely don't comment on it.) We finish off the model bracket with a representative matchup of the different areas of…

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The end of the world as we know it is here...

I was surfing the Internet to check out the escorts in Los Angeles, hopping to find a new ATF woman, and saw this listing for sex dolls as escorts, offering in-call and out-call. This is “Pamela” one of the dolls for…

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Taking $500k to the strip club?

What would you do if someone gave you $500k in cash for your birthday? When Cardi B gave Offset that gift "They put that cash in a duffel bag and took it straight to the strip club." https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/cardi-b-surprises-offset-with-fridge-full-of-cash-takes-it-straight-to-the-strip-club-news.98268.html?_amp While I'm all for…

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Damn 3 foot sperm tails!

Fuckers are tickling my grey matter. Haven’t been to a SC in over 4 weeks. I may be having withdrawal. So, end of this week I may have to visit my favorite in East Cape . Fuck, gonna also…

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Funny post 5 things that men dont get about a fucking a woman

1. CUM... Bent over at wal mart the other day because i dropped my card. Well fuck i think as i feel the cum running down my leg. That shit doesnt just fall out. hours later here i am with…

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Glitter Bomb Trap to Bust Porch Pirates? It’s Back with Awesome Upgrades.

https://youtu.be/a_TSR_v07m0 Mark Rober creates a non-lethal IED to get revenge on package-stealing porch pirates; see both the device details AND videos of the results. Devilishly ingenious. @9:22 - possible stripper BF 'Honey, I bought you a pair of expensive headphones.' Then Opens…

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Thank you TUSCL

I have been learning so much about dancers and how to score otc. I havw scored my first otc date and she stayed over night! It was a hell of a rumpus session! But here is my problem... We fell asleep…

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Kissing Strippers

Out Behind A Deja Vu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHmfIbXt5is From what it recently said on Yelp, at the three small SF DV's at Broadway and Columbus, girls were getting really friendly out beyond the front door. They were promising dances and some guys were giving them…

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Pensacola, Florida

Number

What's the number to here

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Double takes in a strip club

What were some eye opening moments you guys have had, where you just like "WOAH" I got two off the top of my head. 1. I was in LA and it was late on a Saturday night. I just about to…

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No backpage

Any suggestions of other sites to view with backpage gone?

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How 61-year-old Madonna's new dancer beau, 25, is the latest in a long line

It's strange for a 61-year-old woman to have a 25-year-old boyfriend. Of course, it's all right for me to bang a 21-year-old stripper. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7796905/Madonnas-dancer-beau-follows-long-line-toyboy-lovers.html

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The Nordic model of prostitution laws?

In Canada and several northern European countries (thus it is called the Nordic model), laws have been recently adopted that make it illegal to purchase sexual services but it still remains legal to sell sexual services. Can anyone explain…

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A stripper bought a Christmas tree.

A stripper bought a Christmas tree. The salesman asked, "Are you going to put it up yourself?" The stripper replied, "No, in my living room."

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Is there a way...?

Is there some way in the new TUSCL to just check on club reviews near me? I really don't care about a club in Washington State when I am in S. Florida. Of course that is unless I happen to…

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Review lists

Review lists can be viewed in full mode again.

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Lap Dances in Austin

Where can I go to get a full-friction lapdance in Austin and get the best bang for my buck? no air dances and lapdances with little to no clothing? Where the girls are bound to be young and beautiful. Thanks. ~Z

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I’m drunk on everclear infused wine. CONDOMS SUCK ! Rambling.

We hit the VIP and they pull out the condom. They gasp. Fuck, can I just give you a blow job? They attempt to put the condom on and the fucking thing breaks EVERY DAMN TIME!…

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Why oh why have a CF?

Over the last 18 months, I went from newbie not thinking dancers really fucked or sucked any of their clients to a damn PL who gets fucked and sucked every damn visit. These visit escapes are done so by dancers…

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Published reviews

Current published reviews don't appear to have a particular order - is there an order to them I'm not noticing?

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SCORED MY FIRST OTC

I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND ON SEEKING. PINING AWAY. SCOURING THE LAND FOR A SUGAR BABY FIT FOR ROYALTY. FOUND FROM THE LAND OF PLOTONIC. SHE STATED THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT ME FOR MERE $900 TO BE IN HER GRACE.…

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Places to go outside the clubs

So spent quite a bit of time recently outside clubs and not much inside and here's a rundown of what we've found: Bars: El Copeo - solid mix of latin and 80's/90's music with a live band that typically starts around 10…

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New, just got my "ITC" and "OTC" if that's what it's called in one night.

So my girlfriend was out of town and I was bored. Went to the full nude BYOB club just a 5min drive from my house. I never frequent clubs so this was spontaneous of me. Paid cover. Instantly this one…

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Turvo co-founder stripped of job over strip club expenses

What's the use of being a tech CEO if you can't charge your strip club expenses to the company? https://www.freightwaves.com/news/turvo-co-founder-stripped-of-job-over-strip-club-expenses

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Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room?

Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend waiting in the emergency room? A. He had taken his dishwasher in for repairs.

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Don’t Buy Your Candy Based on the Wrapper!

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but buying candy based on the wrapper is one that I have avoided. Yes, I’ve had canoodled and even had brief relationships with lots of drop dead gorgeous women, and all…

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Who'd You Rather: Donna D'Errico vs. Carmen Electra

And now, perhaps the biggest and best showdown of the third round. Pop in your 90's mixtape CD-R, settle in for Friends, Frasier, Mad About You and ER, then make your choice between these two 90's bombshells. --- Celebrity Bracket: Donna…

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Opening car-doors and pulling-out chairs ?

Sitting in a Starbucks - notice a young couple come in - from observing the body-language it may be a first-meet - they come in and he pulls out a chair for her. I'm all for politeness, but I wonder if…

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First ITC, thank you TUSCLer’s!!!

First a thank you to all the TUSCL contributors, and especially Founder! My world has changed for the better! I’m brand new to the site and have been non-stop reading discussions and reviews. Decided to try out the advice at…