Outdoor Sex
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
I don’t have decades of experience of clubbing (just been playing this for 3 years or so), to have lots of wild times to tell of, but I am blessed to have a long term marriage with an outdoorsy gal who loves getting down in the outdoors, doing the Adam and Eve thing right here, on the ground, the way god intended.
We’ve done the deed along a mountain stream, atop a 6’ diameter conifer stump, in a river while perched upon an underwater rock (only our faces above water), in our treehouse, on the shores of many a mountain pond or lake, on a huge floating log, on top of a (minor) mountain (before mountain biking the decent), and on our massage table in a remote campsite. Once while creek walking, she spotted some gnarly tree roots that, amazingly, accommodated a comfortable reclined seating position. “What do you think?” I drop my swimsuit and kicked off my sandals. As did she. Minutes later cries of joy mixed with bird song and gurgling creek noise.
What’s so great about outdoor sex?
1. It’s different, it’s outdoors. The feel of sun on your face, while a cool breeze alternates with warm breath on your sucked cock is a feeling not easily forgotten.
2. It sticks in your memory. I’m married 40 years, have shared thousands of joys. But I can only really remember the last one, the 1st one, maybe a couple others. But the outdoor times, very many of these I can recall easily, and reminisce the pleasant memory.
3. It’s exciting. Though we’re both comfortable with nudity by ourselves and with like-minded others, being caught in the act would be embarrassing. Even a slight possibility adds to the excitement.
Pro tips. Around or near water is good; depending on circumstances, all or parts might need a rinsing off. There’s nothing like diving into a cool river pool to banish the sticky. And watch out for bees. Post pleasures, there’s something in wife’s scent that attracts them. Good for laughs when remembering, but not so funny at the time.
So, what about you, done the deed in the outdoors? If so, what’s your best story? If this thread takes off, I’ll write about mine – it starts with following a beautiful bare ass for a couple of miles of trail.
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One thing that makes it memorable us that our older daughter was conceived despite the fact that she was on the pill.
Some eggs are just too good to be wasted!
There I was in North Carolina (no really it was no shit North Carolina) where I met a girl on the dance floor. An hour later we were in a trailer park (seriously, I’m not shitting you) and she led me up on top of a single-wide which had the roof covered in astro-turf (100% true). We stripped down and fucked like bunnies under the stars. Now that I remember it I loved the feel of that cool breeze across my naked ass while buried balls deep in some girl whose name I didn’t even know.
Kids today sitting in their parents’ basement should put down the electronics and go out to enjoy nature. But then again maybe it wouldn’t be the same with a blow-up doll instead of a real live (and consenting) female.
If it was warm enough, there were too many mosquitoes.
Those winding pools at some Hawaiian resorts that are landscaped with lava and natural habitat plants - in a lava cave at one of those type pools.
In a wilderness area on rolled out sleeping bags under the stars and also in a canoe in the middle of the lake in that same wilderness area (canoe did not tip over, thank God, and it was difficult to not tip).
On a small island in the middle of a lake in British Columbia.
Once, we took turns going down on each other watching a meteor shower. Every 10 meteors we'd trade places.
Sex in a canoe is fucking near water!
Have never done it on the beach. Where I grew up in SoCal, there was a beach community with super uptight police force. Had been making out with girlfriend on beach, no sex, we fell asleep. At 2AM, the police dept. chopper flew up and down the beach floodlighting the beach with LE officers on loudspeaker screaming get the hell off the beach you're all violating curfew. Woke us up and as the floodlights scanned and lit up the beach around us there were several couples fucking, all properly socially distanced from us. It was highly entertaining.
I met a girl at a summer party while I was in college. I had no place for us to find privacy. We played a bit in the back of my fathers Ford Fairlane, and then decided to try the nearby golf course. That worked perfectly. It was the first time I ever set foot on fancy country club turf.
After graduating college, I had a place with several buddies. I was the youngest, and had to sleep on the living room sofa. I brought a girl back, and tried fucking her in the grass - just past the end of the patio. It was kind of great until she saw rats running around about 20 feet away. It killed the outdoorsy romantic vibe!
I grew up in SoCal and the Adventures Through Inner Space ride was makeout central because it was dark and moved slow and had those semi surround pods that fit 2 people. Always wondered if the guys watching the security cameras got off on that or it bored them.
She reminded me of the time we were doing it along side a mountain lake one time, and just as we reach maximum 'altered consciousness' our little Papillon pup start puking up its guts. All of breakfast and whatever mountain foliage he's been eating. "Who ordered the violins?" she says.
How romantic. What a way to impress a girl!!!
behind apartment dumpsters
Parking lots
Alleys
Apartment stairways
Parks
A cemetery
Church grounds
Not fair to those who have!