We definitely need something else to talk about. I hope many tuscl’ers are writing articles or posts about something besides the virus, the response, and politics thereof. You know, strip club or sex related stuff. Here is my modest contribution – the topic of Outdoor Sex.
I don’t have decades of experience of clubbing (just been playing this for 3 years or so), to have lots of wild times to tell of, but I am blessed to have a long term marriage with an outdoorsy gal who loves getting down in the outdoors, doing the Adam and Eve thing right here, on the ground, the way god intended.
We’ve done the deed along a mountain stream, atop a 6’ diameter conifer stump, in a river while perched upon an underwater rock (only our faces above water), in our treehouse, on the shores of many a mountain pond or lake, on a huge floating log, on top of a (minor) mountain (before mountain biking the decent), and on our massage table in a remote campsite. Once while creek walking, she spotted some gnarly tree roots that, amazingly, accommodated a comfortable reclined seating position. “What do you think?” I drop my swimsuit and kicked off my sandals. As did she. Minutes later cries of joy mixed with bird song and gurgling creek noise.
What’s so great about outdoor sex?
- It’s different, it’s outdoors. The feel of sun on your face, while a cool breeze alternates with warm breath on your sucked cock is a feeling not easily forgotten.
- It sticks in your memory. I’m married 40 years, have shared thousands of joys. But I can only really remember the last one, the 1st one, maybe a couple others. But the outdoor times, very many of these I can recall easily, and reminisce the pleasant memory.
- It’s exciting. Though we’re both comfortable with nudity by ourselves and with like-minded others, being caught in the act would be embarrassing. Even a slight possibility adds to the excitement.
Pro tips. Around or near water is good; depending on circumstances, all or parts might need a rinsing off. There’s nothing like diving into a cool river pool to banish the sticky. And watch out for bees. Post pleasures, there’s something in wife’s scent that attracts them. Good for laughs when remembering, but not so funny at the time.
So, what about you, done the deed in the outdoors? If so, what’s your best story? If this thread takes off, I’ll write about mine – it starts with following a beautiful bare ass for a couple of miles of trail.
There is something about fucking outdoors with the sun shining bright and a gentle breeze through the leaves. My favorite was driving to the campsite and being all horny having been handy in the car the whole time. We got to the campsite both wanting to fuck fast. We dropped the tent out of its bag. Then we dropped our clothes because neither she nor I could wait. We hoped no one saw but also didn’t much care if they did. She was an exhibitionist anyway.