Christian “Prophetess”: I Command the “Pandemic to be Utterly Abolished”

joker44
In the wind
You know what will rid the world of COVID-19?

Not a vaccine. Not global self-quarantining. Just self-described “prophet” Kathy DeGraw, who scared the virus into submission with her recent article for Charisma:

"I command every disease agent, virus and pandemic to be utterly abolished, completely done. I order, direct and command every disease and spirit of infirmity operating through this virus and pandemic to dissolve and disappear, in the name of Jesus. I speak and announce that we are covered in the blood of the Lamb and by His stripes, we are healed!

Every dark force operating and fueling the spirit of destruction, death and illness over this world: I annihilate your powers. I bind and restrict you. I prevent you from infiltrating more human bodies. I instruct, direct and order you to be paralyzed, unable to function or further move forward, in the name of Yeshua Messiah, Jesus!

I command sickness and disease attempting to infiltrate my body to cease and desist of your assignment. I proclaim you will suspend every demonic activity against me, in Jesus’ name."

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020…

Whew, I'm relieved, now we CAN END the lockdown right now. 😁

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ATACdawg
5 years ago
Good grief. Charlatan, nutcase, or nutcase charlatan. 😣
sinclair
5 years ago
And only an angry Jewish lawyer would spam a strip club website with some atheist's blog babble. Get a life.
joker44
5 years ago
😁 sincweiser - wtf, we seem a tiny bit kranky these days. 😁
For the record - I'm NOT Jewish and I'm certainly NOT a lawyer [though there's nothing wrong with that] 😁
Get back your sense of humor 😁

Yes, it was off topic for a strip club site, I'll try to post more SC-centric topics like these posts:
Lone_Wolf: Trump to quarentine NY. Holy shit
SuperFreaky69 Saying China Virus is racists
Clubber Favorite Sports Event
JuiceBox69 Once the world governments collapse

Seriously, sinclair, all joking aside, what's up with U? Years ago you contributed thoughtful posts and comments; within the last 1-2 years your posts have become pervasively bitter if not openly angry. Thankfully, your reviews remain spot-on, thorough, and really useful. And if you're banging that many chicks it can't be sexual frustration.

Paul Watzlawick "The Art of Becoming Bitter" : “Leading a bitter life can be done by anyone, but bittering life on purpose is an art that is learned.”

Cashman1234
5 years ago
Folks are desperate for a light at the end of the tunnel. It’s obvious folks need some understanding of when life will begin to become normal again. Nobody currently knows the answers.

Religion - and some religious folks - are trying to use prayer to help end the pandemic. There’s no scientific basis for it, but folks have been saying the Our Father at noon in some areas. If this gives people some solace, that’s fine, as long as they remain in compliance with the local lockdowns.

I think solidarity through individual prayer helps.

I’m not sure a religious person vanquishing a pandemic is helpful.
jackslash
5 years ago
I'm a Christian, but I don't like charlatans or science deniers. God gave us a brain to use.
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