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Fake news
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A little forced in places, but funny nonetheless. š
#ElderlyLivesMatter
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ā>āA little forced in placesā
That poor pillow. š
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Icey told me some pillows like that
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^?LOL
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Muddy, thanks for the April 1st laugh
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