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Subraman
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Ricklert IMO

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twentyfive
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Fake news

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rickdugan
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A little forced in places, but funny nonetheless. 😃

#ElderlyLivesMatter

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nicespice
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—>ā€A little forced in placesā€œ

That poor pillow. 😭

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gobstopper007
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Icey told me some pillows like that

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twentyfive
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^?LOL

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joker44
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Muddy, thanks for the April 1st laugh

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