From her:
"yeah, that was okay."
"I hear doggie style increases my chances of having a boy."
"that's weird. I have an Aunt Bronywn that lives in Poughkeepsie as well."
From him:
"Would you mind waiting outside for your Uber?"
My doctor is going to be pissed when I tell him about this. He told me not to have any sexual contact under any circumstances until he get's the test results back to see if this is contagious. I should probably give you his card so you can make an appointment if you start to experience any symptoms.
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Her> is that it/are you finished already
Guy: I already did
Still catching our breath, looked over to see our wide eyed 2 year old toddler.
"yeah, that was okay."
"I hear doggie style increases my chances of having a boy."
"that's weird. I have an Aunt Bronywn that lives in Poughkeepsie as well."
From him:
"Would you mind waiting outside for your Uber?"
A) Ask your mom !
Call 911........I'm dying...........touched............real human flesh...............panic attack............[unintelligible]
https://youtu.be/VOZbfgZiks4
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAI…
Soo....what's your name again?
We won't be doing THAT again!
Me - "I *am* in"
Talk about a performance-killer
Please, inhale deeply from this cloth rag [soaked with chloroform]
After the second time we had sex me and my ATF stop using condoms, because we were engaged (she would refer time as her fiancé)
:)
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
But to really kill it “I should have saved my money, and jerked off instead. It would have been much more enjoyable.”