After sex, what’s the most awkward thing you could say to kill the moment?

39 comments

• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  How’s mom doing ?
• loper

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  4 years ago

  Ouch, those sores really hurt!
• SaltyNuts

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  4 years ago

  I realize that I was by myself
• gobstopper007

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  4 years ago

  Him> how much did I drink Her> is that it/are you finished already
• Huntsman

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  4 years ago

  Gal: you can put it in me now Guy: I already did
• skibum609

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  4 years ago

  and the doctor said herpes, if left untreated, could cause impotence......
• gSteph

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  4 years ago

  Hi, Dave. Still catching our breath, looked over to see our wide eyed 2 year old toddler.
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  Smelled better than I expected.
• datinman

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  4 years ago

  From her: "yeah, that was okay." "I hear doggie style increases my chances of having a boy." "that's weird. I have an Aunt Bronywn that lives in Poughkeepsie as well." From him: "Would you mind waiting outside for your Uber?"
• Liwet

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  4 years ago

  Your breath smells like semen.
• nicespice

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  4 years ago

  My dick is bigger than yours. 😈
• twentyfive

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  4 years ago

  Q) What sexual position makes the ugliest babies ? A) Ask your mom !
• goldmongerATL

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  4 years ago

  Where's my change?
• Michigan

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  4 years ago

  Can you pop that zit while your back there?
• Muddy

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  4 years ago

  Whoops condom broke
• joker44

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  4 years ago

  John [aka waifu fan club member] : wtf..............youuuuuuuu're.......real..........real human, not a sexbot...... Call 911........I'm dying...........touched............real human flesh...............panic attack............[unintelligible]
• elmer

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  4 years ago

  Hands down it has to be this from the movie liar liar [view link]
• DeclineToState

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  4 years ago

  This morning my COVID-19 test result was positive.
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  For a fat girl you don't sweat much!
• Warrior15

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  4 years ago

  "oh damnit, my herpes blisters just reopened "
• ime

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  4 years ago

  Do you rememer where I put the shovel and the lyme?
• pistola

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  4 years ago

  Is there any Listerine or mouthwash in your medicine cabinet?
• ime

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  4 years ago

  Would you like to join my organization?
• san_jose_guy_

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  4 years ago

  Can we invite him next time? [view link]
• Uprightcitizen

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  4 years ago

  Did you gain weight? Soo....what's your name again? We won't be doing THAT again!
• Papi_Chulo

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  4 years ago

  Her - "let me know when you're in" Me - "I *am* in" Talk about a performance-killer
• joker44

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  4 years ago

  Would you like to join my organization? Please, inhale deeply from this cloth rag [soaked with chloroform]
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  "... I forgot to take my pill today."
• pistola

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  4 years ago

  Damn baby, that was some great pussy. It was much tighter than I was expecting.
• SteveSutton

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  4 years ago

  Damn, there are some real gems in this list that made me laugh. Well done.
• Bavarian

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  4 years ago

  What’s that smell?
• bkkruined

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  4 years ago

  Have fun taking care of my baby.
• CJKent (Banned)

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  4 years ago

  “Can you please drive me to CVS? I need to get the Plan B (One-Step Emergency) Contraceptive Tablet” After the second time we had sex me and my ATF stop using condoms, because we were engaged (she would refer time as her fiancé) :)
• whodey

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  4 years ago

  My doctor is going to be pissed when I tell him about this. He told me not to have any sexual contact under any circumstances until he get's the test results back to see if this is contagious. I should probably give you his card so you can make an appointment if you start to experience any symptoms.
• Michigan

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  4 years ago

  Are you Covid-19 negative? Does this smell like chloroform to you?
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  I usually say - “That was a nice change from masturbation.” But to really kill it “I should have saved my money, and jerked off instead. It would have been much more enjoyable.”
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  Now clean up this room before mom gets home!
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  Next time, close the door to the confessional!
• Cashman1234

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  4 years ago

  Do I still get my merit badge?