😁 Virus Gone! Time to Reopen the Clubs 😁

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, who said a couple of weeks ago that God told him the pandemic would “be over much sooner than you think” (but still wants you to tithe even if you’ve lost your job), recently delivered a prayer that said COVID-19 is “finished.”

That may be why Copeland delivered a different prayer yesterday, this time literally spitting on the virus

"The Almighty God!

The El Shaddai God!

The God who is Almighty! [redundant, said it once already]

He’s more than enough.

He is the miracle-working God. [ It will take a miracle to make you sane again ]

Today, we speak to this atmosphere from the state of Washington to the state of Maine. From Southern California to Brownsville, Texas. And the tip of Florida [aka, Floriduh, you'll thank me later ]. And wherever else in the world it’s needed.

Wind! Almighty! Strong! South wind! Heat! Burn this thing! In the name of Jesus! Satan, I say, you bow your knees! You fall on your face.

COVID-19! [Spits into camera]

I blow the wind of God on you! You are destroyed forever. And you’ll never be back. Thank you, God. Let it happen. Cause it to happen."

Well, thank god we can go back to clubbing right now!

Wait!.......first a word from former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, a.k.a. Sarah Huckabee Sanders‘ dad and guy who would’ve lied about being transgender so he could shower with girls in high school:

"I take this pandemic seriously and you should as well. But statistically, your risk of getting the virus is still remote and the risk of dying from it is minimal. But there is a virus that we hear almost nothing about these days, and it is absolutely going to touch you. In fact, the death rate from it is 100%. I speak of the virus of sin, an infection that has been passed on since the beginning of human existence…"

But little Mikey, Sin [a personal decision] = Fun; Virus [ an involuntary infection ] = Feels Like Shit