"last call" my last trip pre-virus and pre-shutdown

This feels weird to write, I usually try to write these so that a new guy can make a decision whether or not a club is the right fit for him; the right vibe, the right kind of girls, the right kind of action, and the right kind of price point. However, now in the lockdown, I can't really imagine anyone leaving their house, not to mention trying out a new club and I can't really imagine what things will be like on the other side of all this. But I decided to write this so that, at least, I could remember what things were like pre-coronavirus. Old Baltimore mongers will know what it's like when things change, there was a big shift before and after the riots and I feel like another big shift is happening right now. I usually end my DM's with something like "be safe out there" but I'm putting this at the top: be safe out there!

The basics (as they were): Skip down to the particulars if you're familiar, nothing has changed in the past 6-8 months. The main activity is a stage show where you can get really close to the action, haven't seen the second stage open in quite a while. There is a lap dance area, and a couple of VIP rooms. By Baltimore standards the girls in this club are mostly white although there are pretty much all kinds of girls represented. There's a few different body types, but predominantly thin and athletic. The club has never been the place for big tits or booties. Girls are supposed to do a two-song set on stage, and the club says it's "fully nude" but the girls are inconsistent about taking off their bottoms.

Money: $25 to get in with a membership card or out-of-state drivers license, card is $15 annually. Dances $30 (confirm with the girl if you're not familiar with her, some will ask for more but don't be that guy who pays a base of $35, some girls might creep the cost up if you're not paying attention). VIP is $60 to the house and $??? to the girl, based on your mongering skills. Tipping dancers is not a big part of the club's culture, lots of the customers don't and there doesn't seem to be any expectation for it, not a big cost here. Players Club is BYOB so that cuts down the costs of your drinks or the typical "dancer drink" costs at other Baltimore clubs. Water ($6), ice ($3 and up, depending on how much you need like to fill up a cooler), and a few mixers available for purchase but you're not here for the food and sundries.