Detroit-Area Strip Club Re-Opens
The Detroit News March 31, 2020
A Detroit-area strip club has been permitted to re-open today, only two weeks after all Michigan bars and restaurants were ordered to close due to the coronavirus pandemic.
Bogart's Lounge, located at 30100 Michigan Avenue in Inkster, has received permission to resume business. Bogart's is a well-known gentlemen's club that has operated in the same location for over forty years.
Michigan State officials explained that this action was taken out of compassion. "The dancers at the club," said one official, "are too old to find other work, and the customers have no reason to live anyway."
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4-1. Happy Day !
We need a fools day laugh.
Good one!
Good one. For those readers who identify with the "have no reason to live anyway" comment, this is a joke so don't try to stop by Bogart's.
The detroit airport was about to be overbooked after that message, luckily we caught this in time.
Hey, wait a minute, I'm one of those customers!...... goot one Jack.
You got me, Jack. I was halfway out the door.
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Cruel joke Jack, you had all of us truly pathetic losers ready to head to Detroit.
Haha
4-1 is past, 4-20 is coming. Unfortunately, with lockdowns and such its going to be harder to get than ever.
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