My Favorite Club Just Got Better Due To The Talents OF S#######

It was a week or two before the plague got serious. Before everything shut down leading to the grim, beautyless times we are in right now. From this vantage point of the Shelter In Place Era, it seems ages ago that restaurants, bars and (

my favorite) strip clubs, were open.

I read reason to be in Sacramento and, as is my custom, I dropped into my favorite club. It was around 4ish in the afternoon. You go through the doors and pay the attractive bartender/hostess your $20. This earns you one of those plastic wristbands that gives you permission to take a dancer of your choice back to the Den of Iniquity VIP section. The club itself is large. It seem larger in the afternoon as usually there are only a couple of pathetic losers there. There are two stages but only one is used during the slow times of the day. The stage is kept pretty busy--and there generally is a 2 for 1 special announced every hour.