Cheetah II (pre virus)

I didn't intend to review this club for my March 7 visit as I already posted one for February 4. Since the board is dead, I figured I might as well throw this out. For club details, see Feb 4. In a nutshell, free parking, $1 cover, nude table dances are $10, topless laps are $25, and the private rooms are $150 to the house with $20 each for the waitress and manager. The dancer fee is negotiable, expect $200-400. I got a beer for $5 or 6 something.

I took my usual seat at the second stage. It was a mixed line up. There were some stunning bodies on display, many that were just OK, and two that (while well preserved) were on the wrong side of 40. I saw a surprising number of fake boobs for this club. No watermelons, just grapefruits. Still, they all looked like softballs, definitely not natural. Note to dancers: if you go the fake boob route, pay for a good surgeon. The best ones can do amazingly realistic work. Mercifully, I was spared any fake asses - not my thing.

After a while, I was ready for stress relief. I tracked down a dancer, about a 7, who let me play with her boobs earlier. Her fee was a low $200. Always ask for the private room that is behind the DJ booth. It's the best one in the house. I felt her up for a while and then laid her down on the couch for DATY. I love the ones who squeeze their legs around my head when they cum. I lost my pants and sat on the couch. She delivered a great BBBJ. That makes three in a row at this club.