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Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

February trip to Chavelas Pt 1

Since there are no current reviews being submitted I thought that I would provide a past due review from a previous visit. This is a review of my February visit to ZN. All of my…

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Girls Watch Porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n32YYJW9y64

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Virus mortality forecasts drop while the deep economic misery is just starting

A great article on what is already happening. It is just the tip of the iceberg if we don't start re-thinking these shutdowns. https://www.wsj.com/articles/now-they-tell-us-11586450916?mod=opinion_minor_pos2

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COVID Cure Insane Clown Posse Style

https://youtu.be/C-htLt4x39Y

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Great news! NYC strip clubs can reopen!

And not just strip clubs, but all businesses and schools. Okay, maybe not just now, but if a study in Gangelt, Germany turns out to be true with respect to the rest of the country and Europe in general,…

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Check out these comparative maps

Interesting will turn what you thought you knew on it's ass . https://paid.outbrain.com/network/redir?p=-6w2Z7XQB1c6IHW6A8VmfFatoRQIMUxUt2bWUwrZ3mk4tvGuMbdbR1DOwZK8JGgm5LyChPNY0DTl-syqLJKkEDydsyG3YkzyjM5WzvI0-OFp7h-cQPSCQVsNfCF0nGj8ynYNyqNFap0B5dkevL32mXNXnjTs5kaK6wjrzcyvvKFYgz7UAWHh9nESE12oqZxETk4Rhe_DXdsrNGT1KlXEl76R0p7j9zZ1RyktgMT6hmj9Ealh8pXqlxxxgrp2CEMCuQbmon4qynrA2LCqjvFh5Eu_byDT9mZ5aPDO1nDYCtbUWG7EC3MPKAnUqJzwijfnGgRKvKbp1dEHFQ86Pk74RuuXM6bUu4HMWpCnO4dxsx-oC9Pq4Jr5XhsiU2YmH6vvCZD32T4GE7-iQ7xyhdHW35GER1V9cr44UDEOj7_UwDeILhA5_hI9nY47Euqf1oPz6acysEwAkmdgDhTfhUqLlA3alG_fS89FBz7iEoVIxivj8JyUWQB9QmB-GwKxpiU3uqmdOfcf21lIr_jFvYk7epRJx7hIuRTzwdYXmWKHAQsPaE0rlTXVviczH-4sWx9EaYhy8n0WgF_j1VGVgrWrJajlGq8lcUsxGagL-tOtNQJ1Lzo66iXN2BMy3fB2KeXyD9xCVVWTaqiNAPJT9OiU8JExDNK09tykjTFiI8Jw3dwAyuubRX0W3lSxz22F0rnPKOA7uEOVK91-T3jhY4sWrx4oW2BnZ3ryaqBTMR93zviGUJL1zMFa60tv__FuWzl4Xf8EjATobvvYwL0Wmp94ob7EenbRAHjZwmvolcLYRxBb_zP3_UOQ4TQT-rElImX7EpL3a1Tf4dPxFj0uNci-90Zz-M93JNS36QDRo8tJD_M_-SBg4f-W8mMmV27yE6oF5ERKQQYYQzWNQ8zCo4vvgubacAZOIGl2fVbkcRLJRkpJhRux4nxB5wVWKE2nRXl4lLDNKswRKNVqkIv6NrevWQIFBkt-0JkdfPvNFdmaCFdt0aGUMeYU1cD7zuEK2Mjej-6AgisVZVhTx1_G9XIHfdEmB8FiTCGlMxn7ZkvuE7lF5BWuBDssbgrpt6TuOikqIiStvfM0VOFIekYko444ouveA14fqF-ExcT-CysI6O_734yjsvgBBROp29AJB2DhPBgGp-CcnC6LRaFp4X1f7bFHqLVQJ5xZ6XeQzS_5UD37FnyugqYz5g6hVcUZK3Qs8KCDFNjV-kSmzajyzBHx-LS6MBuy448cpvTpxOBSQIM&c=b979e76a&v=3

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Goin’ for the Long Hair look?

Brushing my hair after showering last night, I couldn’t help but notice that it’s longer than it’s been for a while. I was a couple weeks overdue for a haircut when Corvid19 and retirement both hit and changed everything.…

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2020 Chevrolet Corvette Hit 60 MPH In 2.7 Seconds

Something to look forward to for the GM fans after the virus (unless you just want to buy one online now) And all for about $60k

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Corona got me pent up for too long, I'm ready to explode!

No a trip clubs are open, my girl is not around often enough and all the best escorts are sticking to cam sites only. I will take a street whore at this point. What's a guy to do to get…

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Car 🚙 Sex

Due to Corona season many hotels in my area are closed. I don’t feel like goin back and forth all day so I just been fucking in my car with SBs. It’s not my favorite thing, I prefer a bed…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Canary in a strip club

I expect that most clubs will be able to reopen when the Rona virus is gone. They simply need enough cash to cover rent for a few months until that. But, Christie’s may be the exception. They spent millions on…

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What personal improvement and lifestyle enrichments have you been pursuing?

No beaches and no strip clubs make Gammanu a dull boy. Or, if you like the Simpson's version better: no beaches and no strip clubs make Gammanu go crazy. Both are equally true. So I'm trying gardening. I…

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Looks like May 1 may be the restart date for the economy.

What do you think will be open then ? When do you think they will reopen strip clubs ? Will there be a 6 foot rule ?

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Florida woman charged with putting porn in Easter eggs

https://abc3340.com/news/offbeat/florida-woman-charged-with-putting-porn-in-easter-eggs

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Dealing With a Mouthful of Splooge

Only naïve or hopelessly inexperienced men believe that dealing with a mouthful of splooge is strictly woman‘s and a gay man’s dilemma. It just ain’t so. I consider myself a hard-core heterosexual male. I’ve never had or wanted any gay…

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MUST WATCH ....Corona - Weaponised Virus ... First Documentary which dig deep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXWGxhd7ic 3 Amazing Insights - DNA structure reveals "tweaking" - How this is actual execution of a documented Chinese strategy - How to respond to it

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

It's ee

This review is from my last trip on Jan 9th 2020. I've been coming here for years although things are down from its glory days it still serves its purpose and the afternoon hours are perfect…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Got my wife's engine revving...

My visit to Scores was just before the governor's order shut down bars and clubs in connection with the coronavirus. This visit ended up being, unbeknown to me at the time, like a…

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Hurley, Wisconsin Strip Club Row

Have any of you degenerates ever been to Hurley, Wisconsin? I am updating the clubs on the list, and I just updated the clubs in Hurley, WI Check it out, it's a whole street (akin to the Block in Baltimore) of strip…

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At this time of the year it's Passover, now with Easter coming Sunday

I wish everyone health and peace, I don't think it would hurt if we all were a bit easier on one another. This pandemic is not the fault of anyone here, nor does anyone here, have the ability to change…

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Strip Club Social Media

It always amazed me how little effort many strip clubs put into social media marketing. It is as if they have a mantra similar to the movie Field of Dreams: "If you have naked women, the PL's will come." Some…

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Virus Test Kits

I just talked to my State and U.S. Representatives. I told them to push funding for quick response virus test kits. It is the only way we can get back to our hobby. I strongly encourage all that see this…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Owners need to get their heads out of their @@#$

Drove by to see if they were open in light of what is going on with the social distancing and they were actually open on 3-28-19 cover was double the normal at $20.00 due to…

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What kind of porn are you into?

I’ve normally always watched lesbian porn, lesbian strap-on, or girls masterbating with toys...which I find ironic because I learn towards men more than women. I’ve recently made a drastic change and now watch triple penetration lmao. Also, have you ever…

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Coronavirus lockdown measures should not be lifted until vaccine found, Fox News

Title says it all. This is the link to the article: https://www.foxnews.com/science/coronavirus-lockdown-measures-not-lifted-until-vaccine-found

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Revolution

If you read the fake news called mainstream news such as Wapo; NYT; Usatoday; Msnbc; Yahoo; Cnn and on and on you will see opinion pieces masquerading as news and saying this will bring about a social revolution resulting in…

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The Best Part of Waking Up!

The best part of waking up, is RickDugan in my bed!!!👅💦 Playing bouncer is so much fun!

The New Normal

Hopefully, the pandemic, at least in the US dies down sooner rather than later, but as long as it is in the world and the US doesn't completely physically shut down its borders, it will always be a risk. But let's optimistically assume that the virus does die down in the next month or two to the point that the country as whole does "reopen." Maybe to something like how life is right now in South Korea, China (like it or not, all eyes will be watching them) and soon Australia. Strangely, Australia is the only other country with high infection numbers (that's why i'm not including Taiwan, Hong Kong and Singapore as they never really got…

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Started boxing to lose more weight

My god does it make you drip wet with 😓 sweat

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Effects of Covid-19 on OTC

There have been a lot of negatives surrounding COVID-19, much of which has been discussed here and everywhere else. But since I am a "glass half full" kinda' guy, there are also some positives to consider. The drive…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blocked on Twitter

For some reason Cricket Lounge blocks the TUSCL account on twitter. Any idea why? BTW, this club's address is pretty good for a strip club "Morewood Ave" lol

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blocked on Twitter

For some reason, this club blocks the TUSCL account on Twitter. Anyone have any idea why?

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Would you go to an AMP if it were open?

Figure you're just dealing with one person

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A 21st Century Marriage Contract -Work for You?

***asterisks represent italicized words or phrases in the original 1. We will *not require* each other to be unfaithful. 2. We will *not be required* to disobey the other. 3. We will *not be required* to cherish the other. 4. We do *not…

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Is social distancing really the answer?

If a vaccine or treatment is never found, are we more likey to die (go extinct) from social distancing then from COVID 19? I dont see social distancing being sustaniable or the new norm because the only way to make…

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Tupperware Party Update - only one stripper showed up, but she was busy

I checked with the neighbor that invited me to last night's single guys' "Tupperware Party". Only one Cheetah stripper showed up, not two. She visited three houses and it sounds like she made close to two grand with tips. Recapping…

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For the ladies here and to guys for their lady friends...

https://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/1079514/health-benefits-of-sperm/

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On The Bright Side...🔆

https://shanghai.ist/2020/04/07/with-zoo-closed-to-visitors-pandas-finally-bang-after-10-years/

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Bad news for us all from doctors

Is it safe to have sex during the coronavirus pandemic? https://www.foxnews.com/health/is-it-safe-to-have-sex-during-the-coronavirus-pandemic

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Easter

A peep show just for you on Easter. https://imgur.com/a/6AWN06P

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Strip Club Chairs

When they finally open again, you think they’ll replace the standard cloth seats with pleather for higher sanitation and ability to spray and wipe or....?

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Would go back again

I moved to the Midwest (Minnesota) about 3 years ago and a recent business trip to Indiana had me spend a couple nights in Hammond. I visited Industrial strip on Monday March 9th. I pulled…

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What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Six) I Should Have Fucked Yuni!

PART SIX: I Should Have Fucked Yuni! ... continued from Part Five: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71665 “You know which of my friends we never included that I really wished we had?” Mrs. Hornibastard asked wistfully. “I wish we had included Yuni. You remember her…

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noting our contribution to a topic?

founder... Is it possible to have a mark or icon or some kind of sign that we have contributed to a particular past discussion , Article, topic or review?

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Time to wipe this place from my memory

This review is a composition of multiple visits. Often times I might hit the Akron clubs and by habit because I've had since fun here before, id saying by cw's I really need to stop doing…

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Who is your ATF Pornstar?

Mine is Brook Wylde

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Retirement

If you are not retired, but had been thinking about , has being confined changed your mind?

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What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Five) Fucking our Guests

PART FIVE: Fucking our Guests ... continued from Part Four: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71650 . . . when Mrs. Hornibastard found herself fantasizing about watching me fuck her friends while we were canoodling, she decided it was finally time to give this “crazy idea”…

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What's Your First "Holy Shit" Sexual Memory?

I've been skimming the discussion board tonight... you all are way too uppity right now. So I want you to reflect on this instead. The earliest "holy shit" memory I can think of myself was probably the very first time…

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Farewell

Thought about it, and decided. And making a thread now to spare THEWHITEKNIGHT effort from making a thread in the future.. 😝 I’m going to take a hiatus from the discussion board. I’m not sure how long it will take…

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GIF avatar

How do I get my GIF avatar I uploaded a GIF but its not playing like a GIF for me??

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And just like that freedom was gone...

WTF is happening lately. Is anyone noticing freedom flying out the window. Jesus people wake up. Dont go hear, dont breath to close to me, dont open this place or that place and no more than 10 people....5 people... etc…

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When get to Point Ben there done that with this?

Do you have a budget point or number of sessions with sb or otc girl step back - enough spent, sessions, risk, whatever. Then do a gut check if it’s still sane not addictive behavior? Are you ever…

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Beloved Tigers star, Hall of Famer Al Kaline dies at 85

Kaline, the Hall of Fame outfielder who played his entire 22-season career for Detroit, died Monday at his home in Michigan. “Mr. Tiger” — as he was affectionately known — was 85. No cause of death was given. Kaline was…

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How to open stuff back up? Here’s a policy suggestion.

I just accompanied my mom to an upscale grocery store in a nicer part of town. Didn’t actually go in because the line outside the door was waaay too long. Just trying to get groceries, not a freaking festival. So…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

It's not June yet

The facts: I was lucky enough to get one done before the close. First week in March, and it was promising to be another waste of time. If you’ve never been – or just forgotten – the…

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Stripper Withdrawl

You guys having any symptoms? Mine include not bringing it to my wife as good and having less motivation

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Pussy Galore Is No More

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/james-bond-honor-blackman-pussy-galore-dead-94

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Tupperware Party

A divorced neighbor of mine told me a few of the single guys were organizing a "Tupperware Party" WTF is that? I know what tupperware is and am dating my self! Apparently some guy arranged for two strippers from the…

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OT: What have you been watching (besides porn) during the lockdown?

Tiger King: gay redneck and wacky bunch of characters abuse tigers and definitely kill their husbands. Worth a watch. Shitt's Creek: Rich entitled family loses everything, so they have to move into the small blue collar town they bought years…

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Boober Eats

I think I would rather risk the lap dance over eating that food. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZdL_uV-GQ

How to Propose to the Stripper You Just Met

Many times walking into a strip club, you may have said to yourself, "I'm gonna marry that girl...no wait I'm gonna marry that one...No I'm gonna marry THAT one, yeah Barkeep another round please" either way marriage is in mind. Marriage, love's ultimate form, a binding contract that states you will spend every single second of every waking hour with this women for the rest of eternity...that plus strippers to me seems like a match made in heaven. Like peanut butter and jelly and gonorrhea. Now I'm a firm believer in love at first sight, hell I do it multiple times a day. But unfortunately it does take a two tango. She's gonna have be into you too. Some signs to…

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Strip Tipz

"StripTipz is a mobile app that allows dancers to accept tips via their smartphone or mobile device. Dancers set up an account with their dancer profile and attach it to their banking source. Then watch their cash tally increase while…

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What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (PART FOUR) -Breaking the Splooge Barrier

PART FOUR: Wiwik Breaks the Splooge Barrier and Show Time Gets Underway ... continued from Part Three https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71641 If Sri was the champion among our guests for giving me a raging boner without laying a hand (or any other part of her…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Last Call in Brockton

This club has the honor of being my last club visit before the corona virus closings. I'll do the boilerplate first. Admission $10 in the evening. Lap dances $20. Regular promos -- 2 dances…

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Best Country To Find A Wife?

A common gripe I'm hearing from my guy friends during this quarantine is that their wives or live-in girlfriends can't cook. So they are stuck having to risk infection running to get take-out every night or doing everything themselves in…

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Watching this shitty fucking movie Coyote Ugly on E! right now

This era (around 2000) had to be some of the cheesiest, horrible cringy movies of all time. Although I’ll look the other way if a sex worker looks at this as her Rocky. I get it. And Yeah I jerked…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Even on a quiet night, there are always gems here and I found one

When in Houston, St. James shouldn’t be missed but because my last visit to St. James was less than great, I had a plan to go here in the late afternoon but I needed a…

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Legendary New Orleans Saints kicker Tom Dempsey dies from coronavirus

April 5 (UPI) -- Famed New Orleans Saints kicker Tom Dempsey died late Saturday due to complications from the coronavirus, the team announced Sunday. He was 73. Dempsey, who famously converted a 63-yard field goal attempt in November 1970 despite being…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Super Tuesday... an out of stater’s perspective

I love when I get a chance to visit Texas, Florida, Arizona. I think you guys who live there take it for granted sometimes, but you have a ton of hot girls available compared to…

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Outdoor Canoddling - Best Story

Here’s my best story: Scene – a river somewhere in the Oregon Coast Range – end of the road. There’s just enough room to get the pickup turned around. Our 2-mile trail is on the other side of the…

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Booking a pornstar

I’ve seen some pornstars available on Eros. Just wondering if there are other sites out there. Been wondering if Veronica Rodriguez, vina sky, or Sarah banks are available.

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Will strip clubs reopen but have a shortage of strippers?

Part of the stimulus bill includes an additional $600 per week in unemployment benefits for four months in addition to whatever state benefits exist. Normally there is a requirement that an unemployed person has to show they are actively…

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Hurricane season.

Normally runs from June to November but earlier ones have happened in April and May. The initial outlook calls for a more than normal season. This could be problematic if we get one before we get COVID-19 under control. Stay…

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UFC President Dana White Named as Sex-Tape Extortion Victim

Now the extortionist is suing the victim. https://heavy.com/sports/2020/04/dana-white-sex-tape-extortion-victim/

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What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Three) Skinny Dipping Paradise

PART THREE: Skinny Dipping Paradise ... continued from Part Two: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71623 After our return from Bali, Mrs. Hornibastard began asking if she could invite a friend or two to join us in the pool. I was initially reluctant to have anyone…

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OK guys, no more OTC. Save your little blue pills!

Well, no proof yet. But I suppose it’s not impossible that Viagra could treat COVID19. https://www.latimes.com/science/story/2020-04-05/viagra-discovery-could-treat-coronavirus-patients

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It's Not as Easy as You Think to Be Professionally Naked Online

Online sex work is not easy https://www.insidehook.com/article/internet/can-strippers-sex-workers-survive-online

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I'll admit it I'm jealous...

So there is this guy I know on social media. He's probably late 20s early 30s. I guess right before all of the COVID lockdown stuff started he met this super cute girl in her mid 20s. Apparently they fell…

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Founder: We need a button to flag inappropriate comments.

Just saw some mean stupid shit comments posted on photos posted by dancer trying to drum up some business.

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Bus driver calls out woman for coughing and not covering her mouth two weeks ago

Got sick with covid 19 a few days later has died. This is a sad story. This guy had some strong words to say about people coughing and not covering their mouth The bus driver who called out a woman coughing…

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In home lap dances

How about creating a new dancer service line of private in home lap dances, with face masks?

Politics

true individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence.

Title couldn’t say it all. FDR Second Bill of Rights Speech Footage: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3EZ5bx9AyI4 Among these are: * The right to a useful and remunerative job in the industries or shops or farms or mines of the nation; * The right to earn enough to provide…

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Hey guys

I miss dancing at the clubs and being in LA shooting porn so much, ahh! For now here are some places you can find me and I'd love to hear from you! OnlyFans...I update my OF daily, sometimes on the feed…

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Space Porn

Okay your chance to call it. Who is the carrier? (Virgin, SpaceX, NASA...) Who is the porn star or is it a civilian (Which means probably ex-military as an astronaut)

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Leticia Bufoni, from Brazil

An exclusive for my fellow VIPervs. Enjoy. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-DOWBPHnrP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link The husband and kid in the background are a slight buzzkill, but her being a MILF is also kinda hot.

Politics

Election 2020

Any thoughts on it from the TUSCLers? Not so much WHO, rather HOW!

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Hot?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e57af3f0d92e

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Biggest club I've been to... Not a lot going on

First time in Denver a couple months ago so I decided to go to a club. This was the closest nude club so off I went. The small lot outside was empty and so was…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Nice rediscovery and then the world shut down

(Note: I'll be prefacing all my reviews this week with the following text.) I haven't posted in some time because I needed a break from the clubs. The aggravation just wasn't worth it. Too many…

Location Location Location

Right after I first got divorced I had met a girl at the Illinois Stare Fair beer rent and had about. 2 year relationship with her. I was pretty naive having been a virgin when I married my wife. However Mary soon was educating me in the world of carnal pleasures. I was late 40s and she was late 30s. She gave the most amazing BJ and was also great in bed and was very appreciative of my efforts. I lived about 45 minutes from her place in Springfield so I would usually go there. She had younger children so her place was not always available for sexual activities. One night we had gone…

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So I guess Strippers can get unemployment benefits without ever paying UI taxes.

There's was a discussion in Reddit about Gig workers, freelancers and other 'self employed' workers getting unemployment checks. The large majority of whom stand to earn far more than they did on the job. Supposedly a stripper in Florida chimed…

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What’s the appeal with Cam Girls???

I have seen during our little shut down that girls are going to Onlyfans and Cam sites... BUT, honestly, why even pay for these? With free porn that is better produced, why would someone support this format if…

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Makayla on onlyfans

Hi I know most of you dont know me, but just wanted to let those of you who do and those want to know better that I opened an onlyfans account onlyfans.com/makaylabunny And I wanted to post a pic here, but…

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(No Homo) Who do you think is handsome?

Out of celebrity men. We always have discussion on the girls but what is handsome to you? It seems like there are two types the more boyish where it's more feminine that the teen girls are go crazy over and…

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Any short sellers here ?

It’s too risky to do otc right now any of you market guys looking to make some spare change by short selling, there’s no shortage of targets right now, Carnival cruises is one, hotel and hospitality stocks, even restaurant stocks…

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What Do You Think of While Canoodling? (Part Two)

PART TWO: How Mrs. Hornibastard Became Such a Flaming Exhibitionist ... continued from Part One: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=71605 “Yes, I remember our wild days,” I said calmly as I wondered if she was going to propose that we resume taking walks…

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Ahead of my time

I don't like to brag about being ahead of my time, but people have been asking me to wear a mask in public for years.