So this month my local casino open. This is a part of my income so hot damn back in business.
After reading up on how seriously they are taking ppl safety I felt good about going back
Long story short I meet this older lady had to be mid 40s or early 50s.. Looked like a retired stripper to be honest
After a few hours and drinks I learn she is trying to make a living doing the poker
Again long story short she notices me looking at her large breast implants and we negotiate getting a room and since I had comps it was free and she would suck and fuck me for all my poker knowledge
Havent been that much pussy since 2018 lol
I hope this lady makes plenty of money because god damn son I need an ice back for my happy dick
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Sounds like an all in strategy
Wait, Juice got sucked and fucked for his knowledge? I had to double check the calendar to make sure it wasnt April 1.
Whats the real story, did you slip her a mickey while you two were sharing bbq tenders?
Lol
Nope just profitable at poker with my rain mane knowledge
Well god bless i hope you rained all over dem titties.
You da' Man Juice !
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Juice, When did you become the Wolf of Piggly Wiggly?
Offer some tips on quality alcohol next. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear
JuceBox69
Pics or it didn’t happen.
:D
Good Times, Good Times.
There you go Juice, cj wants to add your dick pics for his vast collection.
He was fucked by Jabba The Hutt too so you're in like Flint if you ever meet up with him.
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this is how this really went down:
Cougar: I'm broke I need to make money playing poker because I can't count high enough for black jack.
Juice: I have a room comped here because I've lost so much money here, they love me for all the money I give to the rake. Bang me and I will give you all my poker knowledge.
Cougar: Hmmm well okay, but my pussy is blown out so you may have to just fuck me in the ass.
Juice: Sounds good, let me go grab a Four Loko before we go up.
2 minutes later...
Cougar: Thanks, hope you enjoyed that, now what is all your poker knowledge?
Juice: Fold pre-flop.
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