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What SJG Has Been Up To - Dildo Theft

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

6 yrs ago · 1 min read

SJG has to resort to new ways of pleasure since he can't visit his goats in Tijuana

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misterorange

If he gets caught he'll be facing charges of Grand Theft Dildo.

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Eve

If he can take all of that without a hitch, then he probably isn't worried about prison at all.

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herbtcat

What a dick!

I mean the thief, not the dick. :P

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san-jose-guy

F2f shailynn, you would not get by with the things you assume on here, so as it is you’re nothing but a keyboard cowboy!

Might I remind you, my privacy wall is impenetrable and as such my affairs will only be known to members of my organization. Our secret recipe will not be disclosed, for a certain ingredient causes drowsiness to those who ingest said gravy.

AAMPs rule! :) SJG

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440viking

Lol

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