What SJG Has Been Up To - Dildo Theft

If he gets caught he'll be facing charges of Grand Theft Dildo.

If he can take all of that without a hitch, then he probably isn't worried about prison at all.

What a dick!

I mean the thief, not the dick. :P

F2f shailynn, you would not get by with the things you assume on here, so as it is you’re nothing but a keyboard cowboy!

Might I remind you, my privacy wall is impenetrable and as such my affairs will only be known to members of my organization. Our secret recipe will not be disclosed, for a certain ingredient causes drowsiness to those who ingest said gravy.

AAMPs rule!
:) SJG

Lol

Hes not the one walking around with trumps baby dick up their asses though