What SJG Has Been Up To - Dildo Theft

shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
SJG has to resort to new ways of pleasure since he can't visit his goats in Tijuana
SJG has to resort to new ways of pleasure since he can't visit his goats in Tijuana
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last commentIf he gets caught he'll be facing charges of Grand Theft Dildo.
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If he can take all of that without a hitch, then he probably isn't worried about prison at all.
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What a dick!
I mean the thief, not the dick. :P
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F2f shailynn, you would not get by with the things you assume on here, so as it is you’re nothing but a keyboard cowboy!
Might I remind you, my privacy wall is impenetrable and as such my affairs will only be known to members of my organization. Our secret recipe will not be disclosed, for a certain ingredient causes drowsiness to those who ingest said gravy.
AAMPs rule!
:) SJG
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Lol
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Hes not the one walking around with trumps baby dick up their asses though
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