What SJG Has Been Up To - Dildo Theft

6 comments

• misterorange

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  4 years ago

  If he gets caught he'll be facing charges of Grand Theft Dildo.
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  If he can take all of that without a hitch, then he probably isn't worried about prison at all.
• herbtcat

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  4 years ago

  What a dick! I mean the thief, not the dick. :P
• san-jose-guy

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  4 years ago

  F2f shailynn, you would not get by with the things you assume on here, so as it is you’re nothing but a keyboard cowboy! Might I remind you, my privacy wall is impenetrable and as such my affairs will only be known to members of my organization. Our secret recipe will not be disclosed, for a certain ingredient causes drowsiness to those who ingest said gravy. AAMPs rule! :) SJG
• TheeOSU

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  4 years ago

  Lol
• IceyLoco

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  4 years ago

  Hes not the one walking around with trumps baby dick up their asses though