Glitter, I FUCKING HATE GLITTER!
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
I just commented in a lipstick thread and it just occurred to me that I don't recall anyone posting about and complaining about glitter.
When I'm in a club I avoid contact with dancers that have glitter on. She can be hot as hell but if she was glitter I'm not getting dances from her< I don't want her sitting on my lap, I don't want her hugging me. Glitter sticks to everything and I don't want it on my clothes or skin, especially my face.
I don't want to have glitter on me if I stop elsewhere after I leave a club.
I don't want to have glitter on me when I get home. I've found glitter in my carpet pile even after several vacuums months after coming in contact with it while out in a club. No more!
I hate glitter!
Who's with me on this?
When I'm in a club I avoid contact with dancers that have glitter on. She can be hot as hell but if she was glitter I'm not getting dances from her< I don't want her sitting on my lap, I don't want her hugging me. Glitter sticks to everything and I don't want it on my clothes or skin, especially my face.
I don't want to have glitter on me if I stop elsewhere after I leave a club.
I don't want to have glitter on me when I get home. I've found glitter in my carpet pile even after several vacuums months after coming in contact with it while out in a club. No more!
I hate glitter!
Who's with me on this?
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I don’t have an SO, so at least I don’t have to worry about that. But I still hate glitter.
I had an undershirt on, so I left my outer shirt in the car back at the hotel (rookie mistake 2, I should have brought it up and immediately washed it). Next morning, carpooling to the client, I volunteer to drive (rookie mistake 3, don’t leave any evidence). So my passengers, one male, one female, get in the car and are looking at each other and me like WTF? I try to play it off saying that’s how I picked up the car at the airport. Uncomfortable drive...
Anyway, it wasn't too wild but I did have a fair share of drinks in the club that night. I woke a bit hungover the next morning but not too bad. i put on the jeans I wore the night before since I only had them on for a couple of hours and went to the grocery store. It wasn't until I was home later that I noticed a lot of tan stains in my crotch area. I guess she was rubbing off all of her base makeup on my crotch the night before.
I've had glitter rub off on me. I don't like it but it has never been as apparent as my tan crotch that morning.
My workout club used to be open 24×7 so I used to hit the gym shower after a night of clubbing to wash off the glitter, cheap perfume, etc.
...I miss those days 😢
But I found the perfect solution to the unwanted glitter problem by accident a few years ago.
Buy a greeting card with glitter, birthday, mother's day, whatever day. Scrape a little off in the envelope so when it opens glitter falls all over. Don't forget to sprinkle a little in your car.
No matter how hard you try to clean it's going to be around for a couple years. Whether going to the club or not every couple weeks bitch about it being on your clothes.
Plausible deniability!
it's also dangerous to the girls. Listen to Cammy the blind stripper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mglQxv0w…
Ditto. Fortunately I see it only rarely now, usually on some baby dancer who hasn't learned better yet.
But unfortunately strong perfume does seem to be making a bit of a comeback, especially with the Cuban girls in one of my local clubs. All it takes a casual hand on the shoulder to leave a scent that seemingly lasts forever. I find myself having to keep my eyes peeled and nose open every time one of these chicks gets close, which is a PITA.
For me, glitter is still the one enemy that you can't completely expunge unless you shower between the club and home. And, BTW, that's exactly what I used to do when I was married, very often I showered at the gym on the way home.