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Lipstick

Jul 24, 2020, 4:03 PM
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aham5
I've got a bad feeling about this.

C'mon girls. We don't need lipstick rubbed on our shirt. Some of us gotta go home and can't explain away this mess.

We are not looking at your lips anyway.

The sad part of this story is, im not even sure which dancer did it. How long was I walking around with red stripes on my shoulder? Didn't notice until arriving home!

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viking2012

In my case being single I'm not concerned with lipstick. Glitter, I FUCKING HATE GLITTER!

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wallanon

Spare shirt. C'mon man.

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nicespice

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GoVikings

Spice Lolol

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Eve

" We are not looking at your lips anyway. "

So you've never looked at a dancers' lips and thought they'd be perfect for lollipop and popsicle tasting? Or karaoke?

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FishHawk

I look at girls lips when I can. I do prefer they have non-smearing lipstick. I once had a goth type girl leave a black lip mark on my cheek. But I do enjoy looking and thinking about every part of a woman.

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Subraman

I would normally sympathize with the bros, but honestly, anyone too dumb to have a spare shirt and always change into it (because you'll also smell a little like perfume even if YOU can't smell it on you) secretly wants to get caught anyway

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elmer

I always change shirts immediately after leaving the club not so much the lipstick but I would sooner leave the scent of body oils and lotions behind.

On the subject of lipstick I will not dance with anyone wearing bright red lipstick. It's a huge turn off. Reminds me of my grandmother

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Subraman

"Reminds me of my grandmother"

Soooo.... turn on?

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Jascoi

i dont mind lipstick, spray tan, glitter. all are badges of honor.

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Techman

Glitter on nipples is the worst. A 'badge of honor' until you try to explain it to a friend or a wife.

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Jascoi

add striper perfume to that list!

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codemonkey

+1 on the perfume.

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