Closest to any celebrity I’ve banged was a former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader turned airline stewardess. She was as flighty as a stripper, so I’m sure I was t the only one. I learned after we had our May-September romance, she was going steady with a lead singer for an LA cover band. I’m definitely too tied down now to think about those kind of things anymore. Even hitting the clubs seem too tiring to think about these days.
Backwards for me:
1. I banged a porn star who turned stripper. Then she got fired for offering in-club BJ's on her Snapchat.
2. And I banged another porn star who started feature dancing in her state.
3. And I banged another porn star who feature danced in the same state as the porn star from #2.
4. And then there was an ex Sugar Baby who stripped part time, and would get an occasional invite up at the club to party with a bunch of NBA players in Beverly Hills - usually leaving the the next morning with $10k-$20k in cash. Hence, the "ex".
Not bragging... if I was bragging, I'd talk about the other 3 porn stars I have banged.
Ok... bragging.
The closest I ever got was sitting next to Charo in first class on a flight from Acapulco to Los Angeles back in the 70's. The bitch didn't speak 10 words to me in the 3 1/2 hour flight.
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@shadowcat the topic is about banging a celebrity, sitting next to one on a flight is below taking a picture with a celebrity and definitely a world away from banging them, smh.
I took a picture with Jennifer Love Hewitt when she popular.
Yes, I have made love to a few.
Because thank God, there are most celebrities in Los Angeles California and surrounding areas than any other place.
And we have the Porn Capital of the world near, in the San Fernando Valley.
So statistically speaking is most probable for it to happen.
Some before, during and after they were “Pornstars”
Right now, Charo is posting on Spanish stripperweb about this attractive but arrogant American she sat next to in the 70s who didn't speak to her during an entire 3.5 hour flight...
Charo was even gross for the 70s. I did break up with a girl I was seeing in high school when I found out she blew Pauley Shore outside a comedy club. I didn’t mind the cheating, just couldn’t get past the Pauley Shore.
Scrub, her name us Emily but it was the 90’s and I have no frickin clue what’s her last name anymore. She was from Tuscaloosa, AL is what I remember and I was her rebound when she was coming off a relationship(mistress maybe) with Steve Berlein, when the Cowboys sucked.
"Yes, I have made love to a few."
I'm pretty sure this is re: women only cj so Jabba the Hut and Pee Wee Herman don't count but I bet you still got yourself some dick pics. > [view link]
I fucked some porn stars....not p4p. Some girls from prominent Iranian American families. Not celebs as such but known kinda. Some wannabe actresses and the daughter of a former costarican president
Porn stars are not celebrities. Anyone w a camera can be one. It's like saying an IG model is a model bc she has an IG account. Anyone can create one.
NAAAASTY
Grew up in the San Fernando Valley, so basically every child actor from the late 60s and through the 70s I went to school with. One girl I dated (her father was a very well known actor in 100s of commercials) went to star in an ABC sitcom in the 80s. Also had the even bustier sister of another actress who was on the TV show "Operation Petticoat." Went out with a girl who would become Nancy Drew, but never got anywhere with her.
I did get a kiss from Britt Eklund on my 21st birthday, but that's another story.
Closest I ever came was banging a couple of porn stars before they became porn stars. The biggest name was Cierra Sage. It was strange to see her in a ton of movies after.
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