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It's been six or seven months since I visited any club, anywhere, and my curiosity got the best of me. I had to see what the rest of the world (at least Dearborn) was dealing with and as far as I'm concerned Criket was always a safe and cool place. It still is.

Saturday afternoons are not high-traffic periods and I'm also avoiding crowds. I think Trump's an ass and I trust the science not the politics. There are multiple signs on the door before you enter that explain the rules and masks are required to enter. As soon as I came in Rick checked my temperature and informed to keep my mask on when I move about but I could remove it as soon as I find a spot and settle in. The kitchen is closed because no one is ordering food so the cook is staying home. They are ordering from the barbecue next door and they have excellent food. No great loss but Criket makes a good burger and their food is above average. You can eat healthy here and you can eat crap. They have a good menu and I'm sure this is temporary. No DJ either. They use a playlist on the computer.

There were three girls dancing and one of the three was serving. Everyone has a mask and they use it but it's early. It's very important to stay compliant and that said I should probably not be here. I kept my mask on and had hand sanitizer in my pocket. Remember this is a respiratory disease and the rest of the orifices in the body are no more dangerous than they usually are. BTW all the FKK clubs in Germany are still closed. The most attractive lady was a semi-tatted brunette who wanted 2x times what I was willing to spend and wouldn't budge. She said it had to be worth her while b/c she pays the house $60 the minute she goes VIP. She asked if I'd like to go back for a couple of dances instead, and I struggled not to tell her how stupid this was. It must have been a chemistry thing or stripper math. I think the later and it was early.