Unexpected Benefit of On Line Medical Records

So I was negotiating the terms of a VIP with a dancer. During our discussion, she asked: “Are you clean?” While not a common question, it’s not unusual either. I said yes, which is normally all a dancer wants to hear. But this one asked a follow up: “How do I know?” Good question. I told her I take care of my health, recently had a physical, and all my tests results came back negative. She then asked another follow up: “Can you prove it?” Well, yes I could. My healthcare provider has a web portal that allows me direct access to my medical records. I used my phone to log into the web portal and showed her my most recent test results. That satisfied her, and I ended up having a very nice VIP.