Nuevo Progresso for the win.

Hit up Vampers on an early afternoon. Very helpful mesero guided me to the entrance from the main strip. Went in and immediately was greeted by a bar full of young ladies of all shapes and sizes. Basically, if you have a type, you'll find it there. Went to the bar and got a Tecate for $2 and went and found a seat. Tipped a few girls and finally agreed to let a girl sit with me for a flecha drink. Think it was $8. But like other Mexican clubs that beer buys you full contact with the girl while she drinks the beer and sits on your lap. Wasn't really enjoying her as she was too flat chested for my liking. Another girl with much more appealing curves came around. We really got friendly there at my table. Hands roamed and we really got acquainted. So she told me for $120 we could go to the back rooms and that everything was on the table with the exception of anal. Took her up on her offer and let me tell you, very well worth the money. Never felt unsafe and the town itself is very clean. This Mexican border town is known for its medical tourism so its always packed during the day. Highly recommend a trip here.