Just drive to the next town...

No dancers and management lies. I went twice on different nights. Both times called ahead or asked if any dancers were working. Both times told yes. Both times were between shifts. From 6-8 there are no dancers at all ever. At 8 they might have a few coming in. On Tuesday, they had two. One was a little heavy but passable. Danced one song and changed and went out to smoke with the DJ. The second was at least 350 pounds! Honestly her thigh was bigger then my waist! Not one to kink shame, but not my kink. After an hour where each dancer had danced only one song I left. And was harassed by the door guy for not tipping!

Trust me, drive further south!