IG Research Pays Off on a Wednesday Afternoon

Considering my recent fail at Playground: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=380686 , I’ve made the strategic decision to stop dropping into clubs, and will instead use IG to identify dancers of interest on the schedule before I head in. This really paid off yesterday. Over the past few weeks, I identified and IG followed a promising new dancer at Pandora’s: ginger, curvy, full but not at all fat, young, all American cute. She possesses an aesthetic that brings to mind an artist’s muse from the 1970’s (henceforth the 70sMuse), someone you’d see in black and white photos wearing partly unbuttoned Oxford shirts at the center of a biography. Delectable. IG claimed she was dancing the day shift this day, and so I went in with a target in mind.

Basics: arriving at Pandora’s the usual scenario presented itself: 2 stages, one unused, a curtained-off lap dance area (LDA) with the large high-backed couch/benches common to most Seattle clubs. Drinks are non-alcoholic because of WA state laws, there were about 10 dancers, and 5 or 6 PL’s. Talent in the 4-8 range, which is better than average for Seattle. Entrance is $15 and gets you unlimited soda gun drinks. Dances are typically $40 and up. There is a VIP, which I tried out for the first time, more on this later. Pandora’s is not a dive, but it’s not posh by any means. It’s typical of Seattle clubs: sufficient.