Olive Garden...it isn't a stereotype if it's real

I have never eaten at Olive Garden, nor do I ever want to. I do not have an Italian bone in my body, but my homemade spaghetti and garlic bread are without equal. I also discovered an excellent recipe for Christmas lasagna that I'm looking forward to trying this year.

I’ve only been to Olive Garden a handful of times myself - and no joke - about the 3/4 of the visits were with dancers.

The Chicken & Shrimp Carbonara is very good. (Or with either protein alone), but I agree - I can make much better spaghetti and lasagne at home.

I'm not embarrassed one bit taking dancers to Olive Garden it's right next to the hotel

tip: do not ever take a stripper to one of those fancy italian restaurants that requires a reservation booked months in advance. no need to spoil them in that level, unless of course if the spoiler has deranged high spending syndrome. an olive garden or even a diner would suffice if one wants to make it appear to be a big spender. all the girl is going to do is look at the menu, find one of the most expensive items to order, taste it and either eat a fraction of it or not like it at all.

i've never been to an olive garden but always wanted to out of curiosity. is is true about the unlimited bread sticks?

I have been to Olive Garden once; in Salt Lake City. We had a wait Captain overseeing two waiters. The food was great. Yes unlimited breadsticks. I asked my wife on the plane home why we never went together, because she goes with her sisters and she said she had never seen a similar olive garden and was amazed.

I think olive garden is overpriced and the portions are too small. And the food isn't all that. But I heard it's better in some states. Out here stripper hoes love it but are more into the cheesecake factory tgif and red lobster

^^ they’ve never had anyone show them something better, so isn’t that your job when you put them on a winning g team is to show them the next step up from Red Lobster and Olive Garden? Time to step up your game, Icee!

^The restaurants the that fool IceeFag, is referring to don’t provide very high quality food all they provide is very high calorie food

Olive Garden is the McDonalds of Italian restaurants.

The only time that I can remember eating at one was in Memphis about 25 years ago. I had an entre of sausage and peppers that I didn't like but they are still in business.

Great.

As a millennial I am pretentious for having a deconstructed breakfast burrito bowl alongside fresh squeezed orange juice in a setting somewhere with paintings in the background, with a $150 price tag on it if I want to take one home with me.

As a stripper, I am trashy and have poor taste when going to Olive Garden for lunch and ordering the soup, salad, and breadsticks.

And as a man devoted to trolling a strip club discussion board, I am a weirdo for choosing to have dinner at a cafeteria style restaurant called Luby’s and getting the liver and onions. (Btw the chicken fried steak is also pretty good)

There is no winning!

^ You don't want to join the winning team 😆

It's not about food it's about control and putting stripper hoes down to feel better about themselves. First they post about how they should spend their money. Now they're talking about how they should it. As though they're beneath tricks.

The honeys love the OG!

The OG is practical; they have them all over the place, and have a varied-menu.

I don’t have any good Italian restaurants near-me in my Cuban-hood – the OG food doesn’t do that much for me but I eat out a lot thus I end up hitting it about 2x/mo – I’m not that crazy about their food and I often hit-it when I’m in the mood for their soup – given that one gets unlimited free soup w/ their entrée I usually order the entrée mainly so I can get the soup for free – my OG M.O. is to order the pasta-fagioli-soup which is pretty-hardy; then eat half (or less of my entrée), then order a minestrone-soup and then take the rest of the entrée home.

There really isn’t anything about the entrées that wows me; and their breadsticks don't do anything for me – about 10 years ago they had some chicken-breasts that came w/ some kinda smoked cheese and in a sauce that I thought tasted good but they did not keep it on the menu – they also had something that was some kinda steak bolognese which were some steak medallions along w/ some alfredo-pasta that was pretty-good but that also got taken off the menu about 3 years ago – these days I’ll usually just have the Cheese Ravioli w/ marinara but again mainly to get the free-soup – I also like the Asiago Tortelloni Alfredo with Grilled Chicken but I order that when I’m really hungry b/c it will fill you up and make you feel sleepy afterwards (this dish had only been available for a limited time and had been on and off the menu a couple of times but it’s been on the menu for a good while now).

The OG also doesn’t seem to skimp on their liquor – once-in-a-while I’ll order a Mojito and unlike the strip-club mixed drinks the OG Mojito always gives me a good buzz.

One of my fav favs really liked https://www.macaronigrill.com/ . She was half European and half Vietnamese. She was beautiful af and I would have gladly gone anywhere she wanted, even Olive Garden. She was also always late af and I got too afraid of dying of old age waiting for her.

Didnt read this. What is wrong with OG? I havent ate there in years but it is tasty. You guys are haters

It's not about OG it's like the thread where they feel like they have a say in how a girl spends money now they have a say in what she eats. And like everything else they put her down for it to feel better about themselves

^^^ project much? That’s what you do in order to discipline your stripper hoe to kept her in line before telling her your going to get your dock sucked by a different stripper hoe.

The Olive Garden is a great spot for an OTC dinner date with a stripper.

Nobody speaks poorly of the OG on my watch! Those offering negative comments must be silenced!!! Lol!

Soup, salad and breadsticks! Omg! So tasty! It’s the true promised land of classy OTC dinner dates.

I seem to recall they had some sort of endless salad with the best salad dressing ever.

Olive Garden is fine for what it is - a chain restaurant. It's never going to compete with a "real" Italian place. But it's consistent. I hardly ever go now but when I was a student... unlimited salad and breadsticks (I still love the breadsticks) go a long way.