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JimGassagain

Bacon props!!

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

Farted in your hand and whisked it over to a dancer and her customer next to you, and then wait for their reaction?

Bacon!!

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ilbbaicnl

Yes but only because IRL I'm the Creature From The Black Lagoon, and the webbing on my fingers makes it possible for me to actually hold farts in my hand. My digestive track did not evolve to digest bacon because meat curing is impossible underwater.

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ElDuderino_AZ

This reminds me of the stink palm from Kevin Smith's underrated cinematic masterpiece, "Mallrats".

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MackTruck

I do dis to da club furtiture guyz

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MackTruck

^^^ you shit da bed on dis one

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Cashman1234

It’s wrong to answer a question with a question - but…who hasn’t done that?

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Mate27

Well, sharing is caring, if you so oblige.

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MackTruck

Bacon!!!

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