Recently, at a strip club near me
gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
"Did...did you, uh, stop waxing and shaving?"
Her: "Yeah."
"Is everything okay/"
Her: "Yeah, why? Do you have a problem with it?"
"Well, it's a lot. I'm sorry, but that's people mean by 'old growth forest'."
Her: "Not really, I just realized I'm sexy enough I don't need to shave or wax anymore."
smirking, "Right, then."
Her: "Did you want to get a dance?"
"Not today."
Her: "Oh, why, the hair?"
"Yeah."
Things went downhill from there, with her trying to shove her hand up my shorts, me stopping her hand and actually saying the words "No means no" (I don't know where her hands have been, or actually I had a good idea). Then she tried reverse psychology by challenging me to prove my sexual prowess and manhood. I finished my beer, said 'It was good to see you again, take care," and left. I do not know when, if ever, I will be back to that club (she is the undisputed leader of the Cuban Cartel, and runs it with an iron fist).
AITA?
Her: "Yeah."
"Is everything okay/"
Her: "Yeah, why? Do you have a problem with it?"
"Well, it's a lot. I'm sorry, but that's people mean by 'old growth forest'."
Her: "Not really, I just realized I'm sexy enough I don't need to shave or wax anymore."
smirking, "Right, then."
Her: "Did you want to get a dance?"
"Not today."
Her: "Oh, why, the hair?"
"Yeah."
Things went downhill from there, with her trying to shove her hand up my shorts, me stopping her hand and actually saying the words "No means no" (I don't know where her hands have been, or actually I had a good idea). Then she tried reverse psychology by challenging me to prove my sexual prowess and manhood. I finished my beer, said 'It was good to see you again, take care," and left. I do not know when, if ever, I will be back to that club (she is the undisputed leader of the Cuban Cartel, and runs it with an iron fist).
AITA?
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I know there are some dancers who think the bush is making a comeback, but it’s not something that every monger enjoys. By going full thicket, it’s important for the dancer to realize it could limit her dance sales.
I’m ok with a bush and even hairy thighs - as I enjoy filth. But, that type of aggressive sales approach would be a no go for me. I respect a dancer’s need to sell dances, but I don’t appreciate a dancer just deciding where I’m going to spend my money.
I respect how you handled the uncomfortable situation Gammanu95. The dancer was out of line.
The old growth forest was so thick, I bet you could have found some endangered owls and filed for National Park status.
There are some girls with such thick hair - you legitimately need a machete to find the good stuff!
But you do you.
Funny story though. I would have let her grab me!
While I don't mind bald and smooth, stubble- especially going down on it- is a turn-off (but not necessarily a dealbreaker).
I prefer bald but hairy seems to be a trend