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I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (part trois)

I have an addendum to recent news that NASA has hired theologians to discuss the implications of alien contact. Specifically, a frightening story about a group of aliens that stopped off at a Wendy’s: https://www.phantomsandmonsters.com/2021/12/alien-family-disappears-at-colorado.html My theory: NASA is aware that the…

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Help with finding good extras

I live in Saint Augustine Florida and am looking for a club that has relatively good chances of the girls giving out extras. I don’t think that there are any clubs here in saint Augustine so I’m willing to drive…

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Podcast

To piggyback off of the other thread, Podcasts were mentioned. I’m not a big consumer, but I have seen snippets of Sarah Silverman’s podcast. I may not always agree with her point of view, but my God…

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SEAL Team 6 founder RIP

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2021/12/27/obit-richard-marcinko-seal-team-six/9131640605414/ I can't believe I forgot to share this news. This guy was a legend in his own time. I first read his autobiography "Rogue Warrior" in late high school or early college, and was hooked on his semi-fictional…

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Help with extras near me

So I live in saint Augustine, Florida and am looking to go to a club that I have relatively good chances of getting extras in. I don’t think that there are any clubs here but I’m willing to drive an…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Average midweek day visit.. Meh….

Average midweek day visit.. Meh…. Arrived right at open at noon and they still had a $5 cover. Parking was large open lot with no charge. Lighting appeared good for evenings. No attendant. Status:…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Sunday Night Visit

This was my second trip to the club. I had gone a few days earlier on Christmas eve. I thought Sunday early evening would be quiet, but forgot about Sunday night football.…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Houston/Detroit/Atlanta spoiled me but for Columbus.. It was ok.

I am coming from Houston to give you an idea of my perspective and expectations. I went here because I went to the local Hollywood Casino and had some extra money so why not right?…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

A friendly bar that is also a fully nude strip club

Bock MN is a tiny spot in the road on Hwy 23 just to the east of Milaca MN. Population is about 100. The owner has a good arrangement with the town council…

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When do you Cancel ?

Are there any doctors in the house ? I need some advice. I have a sugar date tonight. I set this up a few days ago. I've been with her before and am really been looking…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

My luck ran out but deja vu, bound to happen

This club and centerfolds can be considered my home clubs and this place has definitely gotten worse. Cover is still 20 or 27. I have been here numerous times and I will say when I…

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The Evolution of Your Media Consumption

I bought a new car in 2020 and it took me 14 months to realize that I didn't have a CD player. I have collected music in various forms over the years (Vinyl, Cassette, CD) and I recall playing a…

Atlantis Strip Club NYC

Jamaica, New York

Under Da Seeeaaaa!!! 🦀

Woodhaven Blvd in Woodhaven, Queens. Just after midnight on a Wednesday. Parking might be a bitch but I parked in a shopping center just up the road going west on Atlantic Avenue. Walk up into…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Surprisingly Good Tuesday

Only night in the area, so I went in on a Tuesday night. Place was pretty dead. I thought it had a nice layout.. Big stage in the middle (no chairs up there though), VIP…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Dayshift Visit

Been to this club several times on my visits to Raleigh. Went on Monday afternoon around 2 pm. Cute girl at the counter scans your ID as normal and there was a $6 or $7…

Showtime Joe's

Springfield, Missouri

Thee yawns at least

I was in town visiting family and needed a break so I happened on this place. First let me say that I was surprised to find that there isn't any real nudity here.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Saturday.

Brads is a lot different than my last visit. Normal cover charge $5, and upon entry the place was packed. Had to show my belt line and get ID scanned to enter. All…

Tijuana

Jacksonville extras

I’m planning on going to a club in Jacksonville soon, what are the best clubs you know that offer extras? I heard doll house is known for it but I can’t say for myself. Thanks

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Vegas topless pools

I didn't know this was a thing - I was watching a YouTube vid about Vegas in general and it was briefly mentioned about topless pools. Has anyone done one of these? I wonder if they are worth it or maybe…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

If meth head chicks are your thing, this is your place!

Went in on a Saturday with the same group as usual. Nothing new to report that hasn't been beat to death in previous posts so, here's my End of Year update: One or 2 were…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

You can call me Papi

First time back in over 6 months and it's pretty much the same on a weekend night. The Cuban girls have definitely found their home in Denver and I'm not complaining. Over 6 months and the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Newcomers Thoughts

Outside & Parking The club is attached to a full service restaurant, which is nice. You can eat and drink then go next door. Parking is always good and safe, which is rare for SoDo currently.…

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Age of your average TUSCL'er?

I know this could be a touchy subject. Answer if you want, ignore if ya don't. How old are you and how do you think it affects your success at SC's? I'm 26, and I feel as though I am a…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Okay for dayshift

I went in after Christmas for the day shift. Pretty big car when you walk in and I’ve never seen the place full. Today there were 8 girls and about as many patrons. 4 of…

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We definitely have some 10's on TUSCL

Dancer Directory doesn't always have the best of them but some max out that phat ass scale. https://tuscl.net/avatars/719591.png?m=1630041677 https://tuscl.net/photos/6156a46e92c13 https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=719591 Hell, that is a 10 if I ever saw one. Wallet suicide. Jayda is killing it.

Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

Portsmouth, Virginia

Local Bar That Happens to Have Strippers

Rolled in around 11. Club is in a small brick building with a gravel parking lot and a big pink sign on the road. Walked through the metal detector to see a small room with…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Great experience, but spent too much

I went in on a thursday night around 8pm there were two about 12 girls out rotating around the club. Imo, there were too many latina with fake tits and ass (I would say that…

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You know I've always never been good enough to go pro, NFL, MLB, NBA, no dice

But then recently I started taking estrogen and identifying as women competing in various women sports and it's been great. I'm like the Babe Ruth of women's softball (And I still sort of look like him too) I get a…

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

Sketchy Sunday!

Ok, this was an interesting experience. I happened to be next door in Downey for dinner and figured I would check this club out. As you know, Sunday clubs can be hit or miss. I…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Still got love for the Rio

Ok, I genuinely like this club and try to go every year when I am in town and visiting family in So Cal. I would say 3 of my 4 times have been AWESOME. But…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

A Night in Paris

First time patron at Cheerleaders NJ. I’ve been to the Cheerleaders in Philly several times and it was always fun and chill. I decided to give this place a try and came around 3pm on…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Twin Disappointment

Had some time to kill so I decided to stop buy Lucky's to see if the twins were dancing. The last time I stopped in Lucky's was the first day for the twins. This club is…

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Best Cities To Meet Women

Just found this list somewhere else. Here are the best cities to meet women. Best to worst. 1. Memphis, TN 2. Birmingham, AL 3. Baltimore, MD 4. New Orleans, LA 5. Richmond, VA 6. Cleveland, OH 7. Atlanta, GA 8. Philadelphia, PA 9. New York, NY 10. Buffalo, NY 11. St.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Snowy day ain't keepin' no Karen away

Snowy day and with some of the clubs in the city closed, figured I'd drop by for some shows and laps. Christmas decorations were up and the club wasn't as quiet as expected. Holiday season…

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Hitchhiking - how far have you gone?

Life in America has changed in many ways over the past 60 years and one way it's changed is hitchhiking. In the last 5 years I have seen less than 10 hitchhikers, yet in the 60's and 70's hitchhikers…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Friday - not bad/not great

I visited in the early afternoon around 1:30p. I got the military discount for admission, $13 and a receipt for two non alcoholic drinks. I was there in time for the free lunch & I…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Total Rippoff

Visited this club on Monday evening around 6pm, there was ample of parking. This is a small club and when you enter the bar is in the middle of the club with chairs all around…

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What did you get stuck in your ass this last year?

Last year, we were learning how to live in quarantine. This year, we’ve perfected it: Boredom, curiosity, horniness, and an awful lot of time stuck at home have combined to make it a banner 12 months for shoving objects inside…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

New options, for me at least

Went in on Saturday, a couple days after the infamous Christmas Party. According to some of the girls, there were a load of girls that night and it was busy. I guess that is the…

21 Bar

New York, New York

Get treated like your age 2 or even 1 at the bar

Tuesday Night. Rainy. Way uptown in Fort George. Not a high income area but I wouldn't say the hood. NYPD 34th precinct right across the street. Parking is a huge pain in the ass in…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

If you have nothing else to do.

I'm almost done with my time in South Dakota and so won't be reviewing for a while. The vip prices are the same as my previous visit 30 a song, 60 for 10min, 100…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Usually a good time

So I have been going to Clancy's for over a year. Found a barber shop close by who really knows how to give a decent haircut. The first time I totally missed it as its…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

I’d give it a 6/10

Went to All Stars on a Friday by myself. Was in town visiting family for a week, and also I was staying at a hotel directly around the corner from the club. I knew this…

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Stripper wants me to ask her out ?

To make a long story short, I’ve developed a genuine crush on a dancer. I have seen her a total of about 5 times? I know my place at a strip club, I know the game, the manipulation, the sales…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Allure: Skip the Club and Go Straight Here

Allure is great. It was my first place in Toronto's Massage Parlor Scene, and is an excellent choice for beginners thinking about getting into this hobby. It truly is all within MP limits. The Toronto…

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For those who been around for awhile has the world always been this depressing?

Hey guys, I'm a relatively young man, hence I haven't been around for a long time. However, aside from 9/11, I've never seen the world so depressed.I felt with 9/11 the whole event lasted for a few month and then it…

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Harry Reid dead

Dingy Harry Reid has passed away, as well. The celebrity death triangle is happening quick. Harry was a piece of shit, and now he's worm shit. https://m.lasvegassun.com/news/2021/dec/28/nevada-political-giant-former-us-sen-harry-reid-di/

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Solid, and that’s about it

It’s a typical north jersey club. The club isn’t very big, but it’s not small either. Walk into a register where you pay a cover, then into the main floor. To the right there’s an…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Old Reliable

Arrived about 4pm on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s a BYOB with ample parking. You pick a seat around the circular bar and the girls dance on stage in the middle. There are multiple TVs with…

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RIP John Madden

TMZ reporting that John Madden has passed away. Have not seen verification

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Better than the Dancing Bare

So everyone in Seattle knows this location used to be known as the Dancing Bare. Recently it was taken over by the same people that own Kittens A) Location. North Seattle on Aurora Ave. This ain't…

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Hey Teachers and Doctors, Leave Those Kids Alone

U.S. Doctors Are Performing Double Mastectomies On Healthy 13-Year-Old Girls https://thefederalist.com/2018/09/12/u-s-doctors-performing-double-mastectomies-healthy-13-year-old-girls/ https://twitter.com/StandingforXX/status/1472988554125058049 https://4w.pub/tiktok-gender-doctor-per-breast-removal-on-13-year-old-girl/ L.A. Schools Host LGBT Club For 4-Year-Olds, Promote ‘Two Spirit’ Sexuality And Child Mutilation https://thefederalist.com/2021/12/15/l-a-schools-host-lgbt-club-for-4-year-olds-promote-two-spirit-sexuality-and-child-mutilation/ 2 teachers at a California school reportedly coached a 12 year old into a trans identity behind her…

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Article: Woman wants to pay man to have sex

I'm A Middle-Aged Woman Who Is Considering Hiring A Male Escort "If I can hire a massage therapist to help relieve my back pain ... and a mechanic to service my car, I should be able to legally hire a man…

Players Club

Tampa, Florida

In the words of Lou Reed, take a walk on the wild side. Do, da do, do da di do.

On Monday and Tuesday nights The Players Club transforms into a Tranny Club. If that is your thing this is the only game in town. The club itself is small and a bit run down…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Sunday Acrobatics

It was the last Sunday in November and I was curious about this one dancer. Was feeling adventurous so I came through to satisfy my curiousity. Cover was $20 after the pat/wand down. The place as…

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Do you have a strip club in your basement?

Phots & story: https://boingboing.net/2021/12/27/for-sale-conservative-midwestern-home-with-full-on-strip-club-in-the-basement.html

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Not bad for a Monday night

Basics: $10 entrance, metal detector, no license check. Two bars, hot bartender, mixed drinks, $11, but good pour. wine: $9, but good stuff from a full-size bottle, water $5. Food available, some of it is…

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$2000 a month for a texting buddy

https://nypost.com/2021/12/28/my-sugar-daddy-paid-me-2000-a-month-just-to-text-with-him/ I've heard tales that such PL's existed. Never seen it with my own eyes. Sounds like the PL version of bigfoot or the Lochness monster. Truly nobody could be this pathetic right?...right?

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Hit or miss, but still decent

Made a couple more visits to this place recently (Wednesday and Thursday afternoon), had mixed experience. Decent, not as good as the two visits before that (see prior review). The clubs location is convenient for…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Chill place on a slow night.

Dropped in on a Sunday night. The club has two entrances that may or may not be open on any given day: one facing the street and another facing the parking lot. I walked in…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

2 girls, 1 dance

Not the first time here as I lived here in the past, but have not been for 5+ years. Walked in the door at 9PM and there is a door person there and 5 dollar…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Philly 2AMer. 2 Dead.

Video: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/2-men-shot-dead-outside-northeast-philly-strip-club/3090386/

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

‘Twas the night after Christmas

This was my second visit to Hong Kong in two months after two years between visits because of you know what. I’ll go into a little more detail on accommodations and border crossing because a…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Ricks Cabaret - ok

I’m from Tampa, so maybe I have high standards, but Rick’s was ok. I got there around 11 PM on a Sunday. At first, it was just the girl dancing on stage and there wasn’t…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Christmas travel detour

Stopped at Treasures for the first time in two years on my way north. There are several motels very near the club, one literally right across the street and two more that could be walked…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletales From the Crypt

Hello my pretties. This will be a compilation of multiple visits to what I believe is the longest running strip club in Atlanta. Tattletales has never been one of my favorite clubs.…

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At what point do you give up on texting her anymore?

Sometimes for me after a while I start to take the hint that she might not be interested anymore. I'll take a recent chat from a stripper I got her number for OTC. It's started off just fine I thought…

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Elizabeth Hurley - Hot Pink Dress / MILF to the MAX

Not a single day goes by where I see on my newsfeed that Elizabeth Hurley is half naked posting selfies. I usually ignore it but today I took a look and wow, that is a "barely there" dress and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

A view from the barstool by a weekday regular

I posted my first review under the title Experience of a weekday regular, where there was a good string of comments about my review (most good, one negative). I recommend you find that post from November…

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Something for Motorhead: BOURBON

Another rock group getting into the bourbon/whisk(e)y business. https://whiskeyraiders.com/bourbon/motorhead-ace-spades-bourbon/

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah, cheetah everywhere. It’s like the opposite brand recognition of Deja Vu

After hitting two of the Pompano Big Three on Friday afternoon, and a repeat visit for me at cheetah pompano Sunday afternoon around 4p, my buddies and I were down to our last night in…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not high on my list to try again, but it could’ve just been timing

After leaving Cheetah, 25 suggested we hit up a place where he knew a bartender. He warned me it could be slow and a bit of a drop off and it was. We headed to…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Just your ordinary Allstar club

Diamond Dolls, Cheetah and Booby Trap are commonly referred to on tuscl as the Big Three of Pompano. As Pompano is kinda sorta North Miami, the former home of a more mainstream Big Three, I’ll…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I have a new favorite place!! (This is definitely a CLUB AD!)

I was in south Florida on a guys weekend and wanted to sample the Pompano Triangle. I’d been to DD a couple times before and this trip I was more interested in Cheetah and the…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Quiet Sunday

With a combination of the rainy weather and holidays, it probably created one of the smallest crowds I have seen at this place. Only ~10 names were listed on the big board as I…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

It was Rest a Bit, nothing more, nothing less.

So I used to visit this club almost anytime I was in the area and have had many good times and enjoyable evenings over the years. On this particular visit, I came in late…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Still, it is Christmas........

I had heard that there was a Christmas party on December 22. Food, Prizes & Entertainment!... The parking lot, FREE as always, was quite full. I dodged the potholes and waited for an open spot. Entry…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Success!!

Success, I am not going to give a rundown of the physical appearance of the club, waste of my time and it is well document in earlier review. Physical appearance hasnt changed in awhile. Pulled…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Florida fun

This review is a compilation of 4 trips between 12/156 and 12/19: two daytime, two nighttime. Wednesday night after 11; Friday day 2-4;saturday day 3-7; and Sunday night 8 - 12. Layout - Large parking…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Later afternoon in early December

Visited Diamond on a recent Friday afternoon around 4:00 in early/mid December. Cover was $10 after a quick pat down. A beer was $6. Dances were $10. Saw Courtney from Follies/Platinum working there as a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Inflation at its finest

Took a trip down there day after Xmas. It’s been a couple months. Border crossing to Mexico: simple as can be, they waved me right through, no checking of anything no questions. This was arriving early…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

It keeps on going and going... now on the upswing.

Filly's is a strip club that lands solidly in the middle of the pack generally. For the area if you run to Greensboro there are higher end places like Mirage and lower end options like…

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Required SC gear: SCW in my LLP

Jules : I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin : Which one is it? Jules : It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker. I recommend keeping a separate Strip Club Wallet (SCW) in your Liquid LapDance Pants…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

A nice time - a little business like - but nice!

I was on my annual pilgrimage to the Zona Norte and wanted to add this stop to the list. I heard about this place only via tuscl and got curious about how good the…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

No. 3 rescues me - and Marcet

You don’t go to Marcet for the ambiance. Nor for the location. Not for the beer – unless cans are your thing. Girls? Well …. Don’t go for good-looking girls, you won’t find them here.…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Chicas Weekday

Went there late on a weekday and it had more visitors than I was expecting. $5 cover. $25 for a dance or $100 for 5. I had to piss when I got there and there was…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Cut our losses.

I remember this place back when I lived in El Paso and it was known as tequila sunrise. Back in those days (early 2000s) the SC scene was banging. In more ways…

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OT: Creative ways of using leftover Christmas ham

I have come up with a number of ways to use our leftover Christmas ham, but I am open to additional suggestions. Items on the menu include: - Ham and rottelini cheese casserole using a parmesan and mozzarella cheese sauce (which…

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I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (part deux)

NASA just hired theologians to discuss the reaction to alien contact https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-enlists-theologians-to-assess-how-we-would-react-to-alien-life/ar-AAS7KE3 So…what do you perverts think the aliens are going to do when they arrive? My bet: they offer a perfect covid vaccine that is 100% effective but we also…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Blast from the past

It had been many years since I had been to lusty’s I was in town for some family stuff over the holidays and could use some stress release. The place had hardly changed at all…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

A tale of two visits....

I visited Brad’s two times in Dec. the first time was a weds at 4p during the PRI convention. The second was a Friday evening at 7p a few weeks later. Both fun trips but…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Slow Day

Gatsby's is on my way home from work, so I figured I'd stop in for a beer. Nice parking lot. Well lit very safe right by a big Amazon distribution center. Parked and…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday Afternoon Delight

LOCATION The GPS address for the club is 28 Sims Avenue, Providence, RI. Exterior Building is two story brightly painted block building in a rundown but not unsafe area of Providence with ample parking next to the building…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

The Dollar Store of Stripclubs

The Physical Plant Mickey’s Valley View Pub is located at 46 Carpenter Street, Cumberland, RI. It is past the junk yards into a residential neighborhood. There is ample parking on the north and east sides of…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Don't believe the hype

I checked out Vivide twice last week and I must say, it's not improving at all in my opinion. My first visit was early last week on Wed evening around 8pm. The second…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Foxy Lady has gotten better, in my opinion.

This is the second club I visited last Thursday evening. First, I went to Climaxx but I couldn’t figure out where to park so I left, then I visited the Mint. I already…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

First time Xmas party

First time at the Xmas party. Very busy. Tons of stunning women. Layout. From the outside it’s a big brick building. You enter through a door on the left of the front of the building.…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Good times like the old days

You walk in the entrance area and you pay a 10 dollar cover all day. Then you walk in and you have to wash your hands before you order drinks. Drinks are like before, two…

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Happy Boxing Day! (celebrate according)

Boxing Day traditionally lands on December 26 each year, known as “Day of Goodwill” in South Africa is about giving to the less fortunate. Boxing Day is celebrated on countries that were settled by the British Commonwealth, and originated because the…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Best in Orlando

I've been here half dozen times in the last six months or so, while I think the Rachel's near the airport has a more consistent higher quality dancer this one leaves open the option for…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Slow but expected it

Hit Bogarts first but with their Christmas party on it was just too many people their. First time I ever seen 20 dancers there. Ventured over to Henry's to see if anything was…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Tried again after nearly half a year - better but still not enough to regularly visit

Last time I visited Vanity the club was a big disappointment. The last few visits to Columbus Gold have been a bit off due to the holidays, add in several of my favorites were…

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Fun Fact of the Day

As of a result of some research I was conducting i discovered this fact. The UK has been on the metric system since 1965 but bra sizes still use inches.

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Robotic Fast Food

McDonald’s and IBM are partnering to develop robotic drive-thru windows The statement from McD reads “The merger between IBM and McD Labs was necessary because the next phase of development is "beyond the scale of our core competencies." that’s funny coming from…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Nice club overall

I got in around 6pm with a couple buddies. No cover charge, but I want to say there was a one-drink minimum (not sure because we all went to the bar to get drinks anyway).…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Sunrise surprise

Really trying to find some consistency at this place. Honestly, I can't really figure it out. Sometimes the place is packed with hotties, sometimes I just turn around and walk back out.…

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OT: What did you perverts get for Christmas?

I got me a Bible autographed by Jesus. As you would expect it was a truly wonderful and profound sentiment: Keep on Truckin’ - Jesus H. Christ

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Worth a stop. Not sure about mileage.

Have driven by this place a number of times. It’s tucked back from a main road and parking situation is odd. Small parking lot on the property and then more a short walk away by…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Maybe my new fave to get a load off

I was on the prowl on a Tuesday afternoon and heard this place was a slam dunk. No cover around 3pm, I saw about 7 girls working. Most were in the 5-7 range. I started…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

I unwrapped my present early

This a combination of two visits on Saturday evenings in December. First the basics. The bar is located on the southern access road. Parking lot is small, no fee to park. I walked in the…

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It seems rickdugan was right about me

A dancer gave me 5 red roses for X-mas. But I didn't gruffly put them down the garbage disposal. I instead put them in a vase with some water. So looks like I actually am a gurlymon.

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Fun lap dance but not going back.

This was my first time there and I was so close to walking out but one girl came up to me and made the night worth it. But from what she said I won't go…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Overrated

I’ve been to the Pony a half dozen times in the past year and cannot see how this club could be rated in the top 100 clubs. It is currently rated #11 on the tuscl Top40. No way

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Covid at paradise

I seen a few girls post on there Instagram stories that the have covid. So if any one has visited in the last couple of weeks get check and if your planning on visiting stay safe!! It was more the…

Brooklyn Strip Clubs

Brooklyn. Crooklyn some say. First named Breukelen by the Dutch after a town in the Netherlands. Brooklyn Dodgers, Brooklyn Pizza, Brooklyn Nets, Brooklyn Cyclones, Brooklyn Bridge, Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest on Coney Island. Growing up I would go to my Uncle Mike's house in Gravesend so I have good memories here. We would go fishing and catch absolutely nothing. Till the day he died he was still upset the Dodgers left for Los Angeles. Brooklyn's got some strip clubs too. Population wise about the same as Chicago, with about 2.7 million people. With only 3 strip clubs going right now, hell I would say it's underserved. Last couple years took out 3 strip clubs, which I'm not gonna lie,…

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Merry Pimpmas and happy Hoelidays

Lulz

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Adult Fun In Chicago Area?

Hello, I've never been to a SC in the Chicago area. What are some of your faves? Full nudity a must.....

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Another Look at the Den

After getting bored of the clubs in Paterson I decided I would give another shot to a club that kind of off the beaten path and see where my luck took me as I was…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Not what it used to be.

Admission: $20 for "VIP" admission. $10 if you have a "free" pass. Still trying to figure that one out. Dances: - $10 table (nobody does these) - $30 topless couch dance - $40 nude bed dance Drinks are…

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I don’t want to offend any terrorists on here but…Merry Christmas!

I’m sorry if that was as bigoted. I’ll censor next time. I should’ve said X mas. And God Bless America 🇺🇸 oops sorry to offend! I know, I know, racist. I know.

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Not At Shift Change

I'm writing this review only as a "heads-up" to others. Shift change is NOT the time to visit the Hugger The Hugger has been described a hundred times here so the details are…

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Saw a stripper with a double mastectomy last night

At least I assume it was a mastectomy. Not sure what else it would be. No nipples left. Two big scars. And the oddest thing ... One side she was flat and the other side had an implant that was…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Has a lot of Potentials.

Visited Vivide around 4:00 PM on Christmas Eve. Entry Fee is $10. Got patted down and made my way inside. On Entry you’re immediately on the second floor & need to take the stairs downstairs to…

Crazy House

Bangkok, Thailand

Best fully nude strip club (actually called a "gogo") in Bangkok

I visited here a couple years ago right before Covid-19 shut the world down. This is probably the #1 "strip club" in Bangkok, Thailand. In Thailand, they call strip clubs "gogos." There…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Early xmas present

Had the day off, was done shopping, had money left over and time to kill. What's a boy to do? It didn't hurt that I'd heard that Morgan was there. There were about…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Thursday evening at the Mint

After more than two years not visiting a black strip club , I decided to visit again. My first choice was Club Climaxx, but when I arrived the parking lot was closed and there was…

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What did Santa bring you for Christmas?

I got a Buttress pillow. https://thebuttresspillow.com/products/the-omg-look-at-that-buttress-pillow?variant=31897764167741&gclid=CjwKCAiAn5uOBhADEiwA_pZwcIJabZ09V5QEgJUV6D4gG_NK1XGB9tlTrIA2Y6rjeKfPWmxBEuC3BRoCnisQAvD_BwE WTF do I do with it now?

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OT: Online Dating

Has anyone here had very good success with online dating? Looking to dig my feet back into it starting next year. I do enjoy time spent with strippers/escorts but do miss the intimacy that comes with a significant other. I’m not a stud…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slow Saturday

After several months of not visiting Silver Cricket I decided to venture to this club. No cover on afternoons and I walked into a slow club from a dancer perspective. Mostly older white male crowd…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

5 Minutes of Fame

(Review is pre shooting) For awhile BTs had become my new favorite due to cheaper prices than FC with comparable talent. However my last few visits have been lackluster to see the least. Arrive on a Saturday…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

Ok...Nothing Special

This was a Thursday night visit back in October. Drove in from Orlando arrived around 10pm paid the cover and entered. The club has a pool table, stage with two poles depending on the number of…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Four very good visits to BDD

I made four visits to BDD during a work trip. I had a very good time all four times, but the experiences are different based on how crowded they are. Friday and Saturday nights were…

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OT: Thank the Fatherland for Christmas...

Title couldn’t say it all. “Christmas trees and gift-giving on Dec. 24 in Germany did not spread to other European Christian cultures until the end of the 18th century and did not come to North America until the 1830s.” “How Christmas became…

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Ending '21, Clubs that didn't make it

To me if a strip club didn't re open yet by now it's probably not gonna happen I'm guessing. Taking stock around you were there any casualties in your neck of the woods? I could think of a few around…

Politics

Joe Biden says “ Let’s go Brandon”

Trolling at its highest level https://youtu.be/CpVgkqCw7Nw

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

The Vu is what it is

So let me preface by saying anyone who knows the Vu knows weekday afternoons are always hit and miss. Got there about 1:30 only charged $8 because "There was only one girl". Walk in you…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Great fun time

I came here late Thursday night after 2am (it opens at midnight until 5am). Parking is kinda tight. I came in, showed my ID, got scanned and was given a can of beer (which I…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Not a good Wednesday night

I arrived at about 11pm on a Wednesday night. I can only make it on weekdays, and I actually prefer to go on days other than Thursday because I find it too crowded on…

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Pompano clubs dayshift?

I've never been to the Pompano clubs early in the day. I see DD and Cheetah list an opening time of 1130am. Anyone have experience at an early dayshift here? Do dancers start that early?

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Monday afternoon

Since I was off work due to the holidays I decided to make a Monday afternoon visit right after the club opened at 2pm. The good news is Yonkers Road is now back open both…

Politics

The Real Danger in Listeria

The CDC is at it again. https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2021/a1223-Listeria-Outbreak.html Claiming bagged salad MIGHT contain Listeria that could make you sick and possibly kill you. Everyone knows you can't trust the CDC. They've been wrong at every turn! and now they want to…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Nice views tonite at RAMA.

Visited tonite for the 2nd time. The club is right on Route 35 and is easy to access. Prob about 30 parking spaces. Quite busy for a Thursday night. I got there at about 10:30.…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Different city, same high prices.

Two years is worth an update. The club is in Bradley if you're using navigation. This club and the one in Princeton are the only ones open on a Sunday night. The Club sits off…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Thu Afternoon Visit at The Strip

I’ve been going to LS for months and decided it’s time to give it my review. As far as clubs in Metro Detroit are concerned, this place is probably my favorite or maybe tied with…

Hustler Club

Nashville, Tennessee

One and done

I decided to give the new club in town a try, it had been ages since I was in a Nashville Strip Club. Parking is free and is safe. As you enter the…

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OT: Christmas dinner alternatives?

So I'm in good ole Ohio with my boyfriend and we were going to spend Christmas dinner at his parents' house. His mom has come down ill with covid, so we are obviously not doing that. Anyone have some suggestions? We…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Decent visit

Stopped after a wasted visit to Scarlett’s. $20 to get in with wristband for dances. Soft drink was $3.00. Maybe 35-40 customers. Only five girls were working. A Wednesday night right before Christmas is probably…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Lusty's still going strong

I stopped in 2 days before Christmas to do a little Christmas shopping for myself. I got there about 1:30. This is an old, run down bar. The mens room is nasty,…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Patience is a virtue

'Twas a clear evening, the sun ready to enter a sweet slumber. As cars began to pile onto I95 and people forget the common sense of the road I ventured to BT. Cruising into the…

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Paradise show girls

I’ve seen a few dancers from paradise show girls coi post on Instagram that they’ve caught covid. So just a head get tested if you visited in the last few weeks. It’s more then 5 girls and some are popular…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

So,so but decent mileage

After a very quiet trip to scores on a Monday afternoon, I headed over to Uncle Buck’s as the same five dollar cover charge gets you into both places. No changes in the layout or…

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Vehicles - What Could You See Yourself Buying?

Let’s face it, most of us aren’t probably buying a new car in the near future, but if you were what would you be looking to buy? Do you have plans on buying something down the road? Pick…

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Lunchtime Poll: Best Place to Freshen Up

If you’re a serial clubber, what’s your preferred place to freshen up. Change your undies, wash your balls, clean shirt and mouth wash. I’ve done them all Rest stop bathroom on Interstate Your Car in club parking…

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Advent calendar (with boobs) - Happy Festivus

https://boobychristmas.com/ Make sure you don't open the windows before the proper day!