VIP sponge bath.

It sounds too clinical. I had a sponge bath in a hospital and it didn't turn me on.

I enjoy showers with girls though

I dip my dick in Listermint so not only is it sanitized but minty-fresh for her sucking-pleasure.

Winning!

I would assume someone so clinical/paranoid may be distracted with the task at hand.

How was the BJ?

I had a similar thing at a Nevada brothel a long, long time ago. She practically put my junk under a microscope before she handled it bareback.

The times I've had a bbbj in a strip club were totally spur of the moment the handful of times it happened.

Shit is common in TJ. Had it happen with a Cuban once at Follies, but can't think of anywhere else in the USA

Had it happen in TJ. Wash you u in the sink before you start.

Papi it was "Eh!" but she is now crossed off my bucket list.

This rick has a question: how did she know you were STD free? I mean really, did she just trust you or did you give her access to your medical records? If the former, just tell her you get tested once a week and say that you’re clean.

Hell, get a t-shirt that reads “Last Tested for STD on _______, result = ________” and use sort of marker to write a date and “clean” in the blanks. But something you can wash and write a new date.

I recognize that this particular girl was not your metaphorical cup o’ tea, but the t-shirt idea might help you in the future. Regardless, I’m just spitballin’ some ideas. We ricks are geniuses so it would behoove you to consider our advice, even when it is largely motivated by the booze. ROAR!!!

I suppose I could just take photos of the lab results with my cell phone but I hate taking it into the clubs. Don't want it to get lost, stolen or damaged. In this case trust of 10 years was involved.

Not to that level, but there was this dancer who only allowed me to finger her during our LD session after I used rubbed my hands with hand sanitizer, which she generously provided.

Nicespice will do BBBJ, but she has a special microwave oven with a glory hole that you have to put your dick in for 5 minute first.

I've actually had this happen a couple times recently. I've got mixed feelings, I like the effort to be clean but at some point its just a bit weird. I can't imagine the taste was great after that either. I've also had girls break out the hand sanitizer before dances of any type.

My first Nevada brothel - Cherry's, I think. Full-on sanitizing wipes and visual inspection, including squeezing open the pee hole for a looksee inside. Then, a condom anyway, if I remember correctly. It's been a few decades...

Otherwise, if they're open to BB, they'll just dive right in. Kinda funny, I've had it both BB and covered from the same woman on different VIP visits. I think sometimes after an afternoon of drinking and getting ground down by the SC scene for a few hours, girls can get tired of always deflecting the BB question and just do it. Earlier in the day, when they're fresher and not liquored up, their resolve can be tough.

Not sure if the above is accurate, so probably needs more onsite research... ;)

One of my most memorable escort lines: "Sorry, I can't suck dick without a condom anymore, I'm pregnant." Totally unjustified, not being a rick, I don't have alcohol in my jizz.

"...at Follies. There was a dancers who's name I cannot recall that not only washed you but also the seats before either of you sat down."

Shadowcat, this sounds like Elizabeth, the blonde. Yes?

Hey Libby-ape or whatever your gurlymon name is, I resent this “…not being a rick, I don't have alcohol in my jizz” shit. I mean really, my lion jizz has never been more than 10% alcohol. Well, there was this time I jizzed in Dougster’s shot glass and he didn’t seem to notice my jizz wasn’t tequila, but to be fair I was pretty frickin’ drunk at that point…

Wait, where was I… Oh yeah… my jizz is consistently <10% alcohol and I have been told that it seldom smells like Bourbon. I was gonna tell you that you should stop your shit or I’ll go wildebeest on your ass but now that I think of it you have a point so I’ll give you this one and just say touché.

EastCoaster - Yes. I think that is correct.

EastCoaster - You really jogged my memory. She was Latina but not Cuban. I think she told me Venezuelan/Mexican mix. I stopped getting dances, etc from her when she got the boob job.

Common in brothels in Japan.

The condom broke during a rigorous round and the dancer got all freaked out “are you clean? Are you clean?”

I had just had a complete insurance physical a few weeks before which included an HIV and STD panel so I told her that.

But I always have to laugh. It’s not like a PL, or dancer for that matter, would ever lie. lol

Before anything washed me no. Afterwords yes.