Olympics and underdog stories, but what about us too?
Muddy
USA
Take a look at me. I'm a balding, somewhat overweight, guy that looks like a cross between the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Sloth from the Goonies, overall I'm downright hated, dress like I'm 7 and it's 1994 and quite frankly I have an awful personality..... and yet...still....I'm sorry just let me collect for a minute ....still, *sniff*....STILL I am able to pay hot strippers completely out of my league to have sex with me. If that ain't the ultimate come up story, hell I don't know what it is, I just don't what is. I think if you believe in yourself out there (and are fucking loaded with gobs dispensable income) well gee I think you can do it too! I really do. https://youtu.be/8a-HfNE3EIo?t=28
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I don’t watch the Winter Olympics. I see enough fucking snow out my back window
Since I never did anything other than build a snowman or throw a snow ball, I have very little interest in the Winter games and don't watch it. I really feel sorry for the athletes. They are caught in the middle of this political mess and may be too old in 4 years to wait for a better political climate.
Fuck the Chinese, the NBA, Coca Cola and the other companies doing business with them. Buy American.
Please accept this poor attempt at a victor's wreath from us all.🌿
The bank won’t do anything about it, but you can still walk int a bank and say “I’m better than a homeless crab!” and the folks working in the bank will look kind of puzzled and then go back to work. Unless they think that you have some sort of nefarious plan to rob the bank in which case the security people will kick your ass and you’ll know what being a homeless crab feels like.
…wait, where was I going with this? I am constantly forgetting shit because I live in an alcoholic fog 24/7…oh yeah, I’m glad you feel good about yourself despite being a non-rick. Keep up the good work! ROAR!!!
I haven’t watched that movie with my pants around my ankles yet…