Wonderwall

Philadelphia, PA. Tuesday night. Essington Ave, industrial/commercial area right by a bunch of car dealerships. I passed by Purple Orchid which had a full parking lot in hindsight I probably should have stopped there first but whatever. I came here parking lot had like 7 cars so I should've figured it was gonna be dead. Walk in, cool black dude. Empty pockets, go through metal detector get pat down. Cover was $5 tonight, I believe $20 Fri/Sat night and free military. Walk in bathrooms are on the left side hallway. Toward the right is the main room. One big bar with stage inside. VIP and LD room in the back. Lap dances are $20. VIP is $160 with 2 free drinks. VIP sounds like they leave alone in there. Dancers walk the floor for a tip parade.

Dancers. It was dead. 3 dancers. And 2 other customers other than me so we all paired up with a dancer. 2 white dancers, thicker side but not fat. Maybe 6's. One of them had huge tatas. Then one black dancer, Sapphire. Thin girl. She was the only dancer free so she came over to me. Very soft sounding, cute voice. Very pretty, nice tight body, but I was looking for little more budunkadunk. Nice girl though very easy to talk to, I liked personality. One thing she was a very new dancer and when I asked her what VIP and dances, it was clear it was not going to be the time of my life, (I didn't feel going on a dance marathon to slowly teach this girl what a good LD is) she really new and usually although I enjoy baby strippers I just wasn't feeling the spinner girl thing tonight anyway.

Instead I just gave all kinds of advice. Despite being stupid as fuck, I still enjoy passing some words of wisdom down to the baby strippers, I take pride in it. But at the end, it was nearing 2 and it was about to close so I bolted. VIP sounds like it could be good hear but damn this place was so slow. I got to cross this one off my list. Maybe on a weekend night I'll check it out again but never on weekday just not enough going on.