TJ in January (MLK weekend)

2/12/2022 7:40:01 PM

Now that Atlanta SCs suck I’m finding myself traveling more for my SC fix. My home city, Atlanta SCs are dying more every day. With some clubs like Wax and Pony closing at 2am (I might review). Then the quality of the girls are going down as well. Cover and parking charges are going up, drink prices as well but the quality and value have diminished. South Florida is near and it’s a boatload of clubs there, but its way too expensive for a regular thing. With girls asking for up to a stack (urban slang for a $1000) for extras.

So MLK weekend I took advantage to hit up one of my favorite cities for mongering, Tijuana.

Before we dive in, I decided to turn this rough review into an article. We all know what Zona Norte is about so it’s no need to dissect the big 4 (Hong Kong=HK, Adelita Bar= AB, Tropical Bar = TB and Chicago Club = CC) any more than they have been in previous reviews. The physical look of the clubs haven’t change. Prices have went up slightly, but not as much as have been reported (hell of a lot cheaper than in the U.S.). My goal is to give everyone that reads this an overview of Tijuana after the holidays and during a U.S. Holiday. Let’s go.

As soon as I landed in San Diego, I jumped on the 992 bus route to the Americas Plaza and half an hour later I was passing through San Ysidro PedEast border. Of course, I never get stopped for that bullshit short term Visa. Never have.
So besides checking out the Zona, I wanted to gamble on the NFL wildcard games. So I stayed at the Puebla Amiga so I could be close to the Caliente Sports Book. This was convenient but costly. On my last trip, it only cost me $90 to stay at Puebla Amiga and I got an upgrade to a renewed Junior Suite. On this trip I paid $140 per night. In Tijuana. Damn!!

This trip to Puebla Amiga, I had them move a mini fridge and a microwave into my bedroom. It’s great having the comfort of home here. There was also some American channels such as ESPN and news networks I could watch. In addition, there was a Netflix account I could watch (I ended up watching, Don’t Look Up- pretty entertaining movie if you haven’t seen it). When I wasn’t in my room on the 6th floor, I was in the Caliente sports book just a few hundred feet behind the Puebla Amiga restaurant. Here they had all the games on multiple TVs. I watched all the NBA, tennis and all the NFL wildcard playoff action. It was great. Next door was the big casino with the black jack tables and slot machines.

Puebla Amiga restaurant is really good with breakfast, lunch and dinner available. It’s open late. Room service is available. On top of that, it is very chica friendly as you can bring up any girl you want without any checking in at the front desk. That could be a good thing or a bad thing. With that, let’s transition into the chicas.

My first call was to my ATF. We chatted via WhatsApp and met up at the Vertical Fitness TJ. My workout regimen is mostly weight lifting to build muscle and enough cardio to prevent from getting winded. This vertical climb class was no joke. I was drenched with sweat afterwards. We went back to Puebla Amiga and showered up and went to the Brazilian restaurant Churrascaria. I love that place. There are two locations in Tijuana. It’s just like Fogo de Chao with the green and red coasters to get the meat. It also has a salad bar. The only difference is that is half the price of Fogo De chao. I ended up paying $50 plus tip for the both of us. After that we went back to Puebla Amiga for dessert (wink wink). Man oh man. It’s a reason, the girl with the dragon/rose tattoo is my favorite. It’s the most passionate, freaky, porn like sex ever. In every fucking position imaginable. Front, back, reverse cow girl, standing, up against the mirror, work counter. At one point, she took a sip up the complimentary water bottles that the hotel provides and let it cascade down my dick as she shove it in her mouth. My God. She begs me to cum on her face. This is why I get two beds. One to play in and one to sleep in. That bed is soaked after dragon tattoo girl leaves. The only problem is she keeps going up. I know it’s an inflation going on in the U.S. and Latin America, but you can’t spurn regulars. We hung out for 4 hours in which 1 of those hours was her getting ready to go to dinner. She charges $150 hour outside of HK at hotels. You do the math. After our session, I rushed her out the door to prevent getting charged more and pretend like I was going to bed. After about 30 minutes I took an Uber to Zona Norte to check out the Friday Night action.

I arrived in Zona Norte on a Friday night around 12:30AM, 1ish. It was a lot of people as you expect, but I’ve seen it way busier. It didn’t matter, I’m there for the girls not the dudes. I assess the talent, but not overly excited to jump on anything as I had just busted a nut and I wasn’t overly thirsty. I decided to check out Adelita Bar and it was just okay. It was nothing like I saw you the last time I was there when I smashed the most beautiful Colombian girl I ever touched in my life (DM me for IG if you forgot). I ended up going to Chicago Club. It was okay, but there was this one girl dancing in this pit with a pole, oiled up. Her tits were A cups but she was very sexy. She never got off stage and I became inpatient and went to TB (Tropical Bar). Out of the big 4, I would say TB is the weakest IME. And this trip was no different. Between CC and TB, the quality is not the best. It’s just a notch above “cheap street” IMO.

As I walked around TB, I did see this thick, massive tits mamacita. I was not only attracted to her massive triple DD, big natural tits but I was attracted to these white boots she wore. She was super sexy. I decided to take her to one of those white booths that align the club on the left side of the building. The mesero was going to put us in booth 6 but it smelled like a sardine can. Yuck!!!. Then we went to one that had no odor. I think I paid her $20 for some dances as I didn’t want sex (tipped the mesero another dub). But once her tits came out they fell in my mouth like a newborn at the hospital along with some DFK, not so mini Garfield wanted to play again.

I never have smashed a girl from TB. Their hotel was the Rizos which is the sister hotel of HK’s Cascadas. The room was okay and well lit. The girl was still hot (sorry I didn’t get her IG as her English was limited and my Spanish was limited). , but she wasn’t as hot in the dim light of TB. She started to undress but I requested that she kept those white boots on. Damn those were hot. Her lips were soft like pillows and her massive tits were softer. Her natural ass was big and round free of the fake shit I typically love. I decided to take her from the back. The funny thing is, there are mirrors that are at the front of the headboard at Rizos. I had popped some Cialis in the taxi cab ride over from Puebla Amiga and my shit was engorged with blood. As I put it in, her eyes grew large. She tried to run, but I grabbed both her wrists. I started slowly and then slowly increased my speed as my balls clapped on her big soft ass. She was squealing like a pig. I grabbed her ankles and flipped her from front to back. Even standing doggystle. I couldn’t bust. I ended up taking the rubber off and she jacked me until completion onto her tits. Everything including head was covered. I ended up going back to the PA and going to sleep.

Saturday I spent most of the day in the Caliente Casino watching the games and having a blast betting with the guys. I learned a thing or two in regards to sports betting like a “teaser”. I did some randome things like going to the Ley grocery store, headed to the medical center, checked out Déjà vu and got a tour and then went to the Lux spa which only had two mediocre girls working on a Saturday afternoon. I was told this place was so good when I was in Medellin, Colombia I made it a point of emphasis to go to. Man was the dude at Patrick’s bar in Medellin lied. This place sucked.

After my wandering, I ended up taking a nap and didn’t wake up until 11pm or midnight. Before I headed over to Zona Norte I checked out this club in the rear parking lot of Puebla Amiga (PA) called El Alebrije. My goal was to try and scoop some free shit and take it back to the room, but all the good looking girls were already in sections. The place was packed and the club was huge. The drinks was flowing and the music (reggaetone, hip hop, other latin music) was bumping. Unfortunately, I didn’t pull any hoez and left after about 2 hours and made my way to HK. HK was pretty packed but it wasn’t jam packed like some Saturdays I’ve been to. I could tell all the girls hadn’t quite came back from the holidays. There were some beautiful girls, but nothing I just had to have. Maybe I was just being picky. There was this one girl with a super fake ass. I danced her and bought her drinks just so I could rub on that fake shit. But her face was mediocre to me and my institution told me she was a dead fuck. There were two girl patrons that I wanted to smash. One was the small, 5 foot ghetto Asian girl from L.A. that was with a group of dudes. She was into girls but you could tell she like dick and could take a good dick thrashing. I should have pursued her harder, but it was kind of hard to tell if she was with any of those dudes and I’m not trying to cause trouble in Mexico. Then I saw one of the baddest chicks from the club Alebrije but she was with this older sugar daddy looking type.

So the only chick I smashed Saturday was this blonde chick from Guadalajara that I saw dancing with 2 other girls in hard hats. Sorry no Instagram profile. But she was passionate and the session was so-so. She wasn’t girl with the dragon tattoo but she just charging too much these days and I think she might be done with the Hong Kong club.

Sunday was my last day as I decided to leave Monday morning. My highlight of the day was heading to the mall and buying one of those swanky Tijuana Chihuahua white jerseys. The 49ers also won me $250 after beating the trash Cowboys. That was an easy call. I should have bet more. So I was stuck with a decision. Go to Zona Norte or call up dragon girl. Dragon girl wanted a minimum $600, but I wasn’t down for 3-4 hours. Hindsight 20/20, I kind of wish I did. Because with the inflated drink prices, HK and AB short term room rates, I think I spent that or more. But I hit 3 HK girls (I have all they Instagram) and one Adelilta chick from Colombia. She was ok, but her body was mediocre. The first HK chick was a girl I met on my first trip to HK years ago. I haven’t seen her in a while as she had a boyfriend. I guess that’s now over. I was watching the SF-Cowboys game and as soon as the clock reach double zero from Dak’s scramble, I took her slender ass upstairs and celebrated. HK #2 I hit after I decline dragon tattoo from coming to my hotel. She was from Sinaloa and was gorgeous. Kind of a MILF vibe. HK #3 had the best body of them all. She too was from Sinaloa and she knew HK #2.

I won’t be back to HK for a minute. I might come in August during Baja Beach fest in August. Lots of putas that time of year.
I hope you guys enjoy this article/review of TJ in January. I hope I didn’t ramble too much and you grammar police are not too much of a hard ass on me. Catch you mongers later.