New Jersey Strip Club Run Down
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A quick rundown of a lot of these clubs I hit. Most of them in an around North and Central Jersey though. And not all of them a few reasons 1. I'm in NY it's a pain in the ass for me to get down to South Jersey, and when I'm down in Philly I'd rather just hang in Philly rather then go to Camden, Vineland etc. 2. Atlantic City is just so poorly rated on here, tourist trappy, $50 covers just no, let's just save me and you both time and money and say fuck that, pass. and 3. You know some of these Ghetto clubs, you know going into Newark, Orange, Irvington, Camden yeah fuck that, you do that shit. I got a feeling you are gonna see poor talent with sky high, skull fucking at the bar mileage, Hell IDK just call it a hunch. I'm good though, I'll pay the extra to not go to some fucked up warzone. 4. Maybe the club is just way out in the fucking boonies. I tried to keep it all in what you would consider in New York City's orbit for the most part.
Alright I'm not a daily regular at any of these clubs but this was a mostly two or three stops, some just one stop quick drive by scouting reports of clubbing in NJ. Enough where I feel I got a good sense of North and Central Jersey strip clubs as a snapshot in this moment in time. It's not every club but it's a lot of them. Also note there a good number of closed clubs that are still listed on here, whether that's temporary or not I don't know. I'm gonna try to work North Jersey down into Central Jersey. Without further ado lets get to it, Tony Soprano style with one big, fat ass cigar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJpNmYeo…
AJ's in Secaucus-Industrial area, this immediate area smells like shit for some reason. This club is very big, like a warehouse. Despite that on a weekend night it's tough to even get a seat. Cover is $20. Majority Latina with a lot of enhancements, talent just ok for me but big line ups. Tip parade. LD are $20 in booths. Good mileage. They used to have VIP but that's gone now after they recently got raided. https://patch.com/new-jersey/secaucus/aj… VIP had sky high mileage. Customers all types.
Fringe in Morristown- Nice spot a little out there in Morristown. Newer club and feels like it too. No cover. Lap dances are $25 and VIP is $225 for 30 minutes. Lap dance area is one of the worst setups I've ever seen. It's a quiet community LD room with the bouncer right in there. Everybody can hear you conversation and see what's goin with you. It's like trying to get a lap dance in a small library. VIP looks like a rip off, your in the same exact room it just inside a glass door, so it's completely visible. Low mileage joint, but girls are hot from what I've seen. All types, white, latina, black and even asian. More on thinner side, especially the black girls. Eye candy sort of spot, I'd just shoot for OTC here. More typical strip club than the usual jersey go go bar thing, set up here bar separate from stage with seating all around. Mileage is the lowest of the low.
Johnny A's Hitching Post in Paterson- I'm not crazy about the Paterson clubs overall in all honesty but I think Johnny A's is the best of the bunch. Talent is better here than the rest imo, and nicer club than the others close by. Not a bad part of Paterson. Plenty of parking, no cover. Big rectangle bar, pretty rough tip parade. All types mostly Latinas and some eastern euros and white americans, mostly younger. Lap Dances are $20 in the booths. VIP is $80 for 15 minutes. I haven't been here in the day time yet where apparently there is no bouncer monitoring but apparently mileage can be real good. Gets very packed on weekend nights, hard to even get a seat.
The Harem in Lodi-Off I-80 right be Satin Dolls. Cover $20. Dancers mostly latina and black. Thin and Thick girls. BYOB. Stage is low to the ground and really intimate, you can really get close up here. Lap Dances are $20 and VIP is $220 for 20 minutes. VIP should be good here. Talent just ok for me here, I prefer the talent at Satin Dolls personally.
Satin Dolls in Lodi- Right by Harem off I-80. This is the Bada Bing from the Sopranos. Cover is $20 Thursday through Saturday night. Free all other days. Big club, hard to explain but real comfortable doesn't feel cramped or claustrophobic at all it's like a big warehouse. Lap dances are in a community dance room off in the corner, pretty good two way mileage, $20 a song. Upstairs VIP is $300 for 30 minutes it's supposed to be good. Talent is mostly big booty, big tit Latinas some eastern euros too. Mostly fake but some not. Big lineups. Customers all types but mostly younger black guys with older white guy wanna be Tony Soprano types. I prefer the week days, no cover and it's less packed, less make it rain types, much less ghetto. I still think it's one of the better spots of the more northern NJ clubs due to the big roster they roll out, they certainly aren't all winners but a handful are I would say. Although talent I would say is a little down right now as opposed to before COVID but we'll see if that changes. Rough tip parade, multiple girls on stage and all get off and make their rounds.
Platinum Dollz in Passaic- Passaic has some rough neighborhoods but I think this area is alright, very industrial area right near a bunch of old warehouses and borders on residential. Looks like a big house. Community bar type spot. No cover. Stage inside of bar, tip parade. Mostly Latinas, with some eastern euros and some white american girls in there. Talent is solid here. Community lap dance area on couches decent two way mileage but can't go too crazy and VIP is $400 for 30 minutes. Sounds like fun in there.
5th Ave. Sports Bar in Paterson- Industrial sort of area. No cover just mostly a regular bar with a stage behind it. Small spot. This is a sure thing kind of place. Talent awful when I went, mostly latinas in their 40's and 50's. But supposedly sometimes there are some alright ones in there every now and then. Mileage sky high in the Lap dance booths for $20 a song. Tip parade and even the DJ makes the rounds to collect in a bucket. Customers all types.
Jiggles in Hawthorne- Completely residential area, very odd spot for a strip club tucked away in a suburban neighborhood but feels like a safe spot to have a club. Not really a club though more like a bar with a couple of old strippers with not too much sex appeal. Not enough dancers at all either. I'm sure dances and VIP have to be a good time otherwise they would be offering nothing here. Dancers mostly older latina types. No cover. Pool table, TV's customers looks like older middle aged folks from the neighborhood it's in. Dances $20. I was pulled over by the police right in front of the place for going over the yellow line, not sure if that's a thing around here but something to maybe look out for.
Roxxies in Paterson- South Paterson area seems alright. This feel like an actual strip club compared to a typical tiny Paterson Go Go bar. No cover. Big crowds, big lineups. Mostly white girls some eastern euros and some white American girls more on thinner side. Couple latinas in there too. LD community dance room with couches, monitored by bouncer mileage can only go so far. You can walk by it as your walking on that side of the bar too and see everything. VIP is $100 for 15 minutes not sure how it is. Talent not bad, nothing crazy. I think other guys might like this lineup more than me though. Tip parade can get brutal here some girls even go around twice. For Paterson, this feels almost upscale but that isn't really saying too much. Customers mostly young white guys.
Hi Beams in Paterson-Parking kind of tough here. Dense residential area. Small bar spot. No cover. Tip parade, stage behind bar. Pool table. Mostly black girls, and if you got a thing for black girls it could be a solid spot for you, saw some good bodies when I went. You can just get dances at the bar like I did and tip dollars. Not sure if it's open right now but dances are usually on the second floor for $30 a song, and sounds like a good time up there. Customers mostly black and latino dudes.
Lace in Wayne- Off I-80. Cover is $10 comes with a drink ticket. Not a high mileage spot at all. Mostly white girls, Americans and Russians with some Latinas. Lap dances used to $20 now $30 and it's one way. They have a sign stating no touching (Yipeee!) VIP is $170 for 30 minutes haven't tried it. This place used to have good talent to hang it's hat on at least but on recent visits it's been dead.
Players in South Hackensack- Industrial area. No cover. Customers for the most part blue collar hispanic dudes and some indian dudes. Feels very neighborhood barish and it seems like everybody knows each other. Tip parade. Mostly Latina, with eastern euros and a couple black girls. You can see some hotties here though so I check in every now and then. Community dance area in a beaded curtain room. $20 a song. VIP $200 for 30 minutes sounds like it could be good.
Club Flamingo in South Hackensack- Right across from the Teterboro Airport on Rte 46. Cover is $20. Lap dances are $20 and VIP is $150 for 15 minutes. More of an urban type club, hip hoppy. Dancers black, latina and white more on the thicker side. Talent I'll be honest I wasn't crazy about here. Customers mostly black with some Hispanic. Getting around the bar is pain in the ass here you really got to squeeze. Not dive, I would say it's nice spot physically but just not what I was looking for. Very light tip parade some dancers don't even make their rounds.
Blush in South Hackensack- Industrial area. Door guys were wearing bulletproof vests, it always makes you wonder wtf kind of neighborhood am I in, but it's not a bad area I guess they just want to be on the safe side and it is a more hip hop club. Dancers mostly black and Latina. Big booty variety I think if your into the more urban clubs you can find some gems here. A lot of great natural asses working here. Multiple stages. Cover is $20, Lap dances are $20 in the back on couches. Not a big area back there pretty tight can only fit two dance couples and your right next to each other. No tip parade here. Customers mostly younger black and hispanic. Music hip hop.
Marcet Cafe- Industrial area and right off I-80. In an old building. Really just a typical sports bar looking spot with a covered lap dance area in the back. Dances are $30. Mileage is sky high. All brazilian, nobody knows english. Universal sign language a must here. I actually found a couple decent looking girls here. Some ugly as fuck though. Thicker side. Worth a look at least. No cover. Drink hustle, if you get her a drink, it's a small version of whatever it is and it costs more. Stupid shit. Light tip parade.
Sunrise in Paterson- Industrial/Commercial area in Paterson right next to St Josephs Hospital. Just a bar with dance area in the back. No cover. Tip parade. Not a big spot. Lap dances are $20 VIP is $200 for 30 minutes. Girls mostly Latina with some black. Lots of fake asses and fake titties. I was not in love with the talent. VIP is apparently really good but the LD area is monitored. I don't think a divey place like this should be monitoring but that's just me.
Titillations in Bloomfield- Commerical area, safe spot. No cover. Big bar, busy tip parade seems like they come around every two minutes. Girls on thinner side. Some black and Latina but mostly very fair skinned eastern euro types here. I personally am not crazy about the talent here atleast compared to everyone else it seems but you out there might like the girls more than me. No fatties whatsoever that I've seen. Dances are $20 in various booths around the bar. VIP is $220 for 30 minutes upstairs. All are patrolled by bouncers who check in every now and then. Low mileage spot but at least two way dances. Weekend nights hard to get a spot at the bar at times.
Clancy's in Bloomfield- If there was no TUSCL or Google no way anybody not local to Bloomfield would be able to find this place. No big billboards just a non discreet bar in a residential, suburban area. Looks same as any neighborhood bar and only difference is when you walk in you see a bunch of Latinas. Specifically a lot of Brazilians you can find here. Mostly younger and the talent is pretty good and that makes me keep checking in. No cover. I would not go weekend nights to packed and the younger loud crowd is annoying as fuck. Lap dance area in a community dance room in the back, dances are $20 mileage good but nothing too crazy. Depends on the time but on a weekday mostly white middle age guys customers. Some girls can be very GFE. Worth checking of the small go go bar spots I would say this is tops because of the talent, usually these kinds of places the girls in the looks department can be real spotty, not here I always find something good.
Lookers in Elizabeth- Really kinda old school zany look from the outside. Connected to a diner and right by Newark Airport. Right off 81, 9 and 95. Seems like an ok part of town mostly industrial here. Cover free weekdays $10 on Fri/Sat. Big bar, stage inside. Tip Parade. Definitely a thic girl club stocked with healthy women. Alot of big natural bouncy titties and asses here. I like this lineup. Mostly Latina with a few black/mixed girls. Customers mostly blue collar hispanic dudes. Dances are $30 and VIP is $200 for 30 minutes. A lot of healthy women here. VIP sounds like it might be good here. Dances at the bar are a good value, plenty of contact is cool right there.
Taboo in Linden- Upscale spot. Feels like a night club, a very loud one. Almost impossible to have a conversation, you will have to yell at the bartender. Strippers historically look good here. More thinner types. All ethnicities, a lot of latinas, eastern euros and American white girls though. Definitely thinner side here. Lap dances are $25 in a community dance room. Bouncer stands outside that room. VIP is $350 for 25 minutes.
Cheeques in Linden-Couple blocks from Taboo- Typical go go spot. No cover. Stage in center of sqaure bar. Tip parade. They got rid of the lap dance area in the back behind the wall. Mostly black girls with some latinas. Everything now happens at the bar. Talent isn't that really great here anyway. More thicker side. And you can't really do too much.
Lust in South Amboy- Right by 35 club. BYOB Full nude. Mostly American white girls. $20 cover Mandatory drink, cheapest was $7 water bottle. $30 lap dance cameras. $220 VIP for 20 minutes. No cameras supposed to be pretty good. Some decent looking girls thinner side. Nice club on inside than you would expect. Apparently the recently remodeled. One big stage with stage seating all around it.
Black Betty in South Amboy- Right down the road from 35 club on Rte 35. Unique spot, like a punk rock, alternative sort of bar. Rock music predominately which is a nice change pace. No cover. Bartenders that work here are cool, down to earth chicks. Tip parade. Could use some bigger line ups though, mostly thinner side, white girls here. Lap dances are off in a booth room on the right, girls set their prices but typically your looking at around $20. Customers mostly white, middle age dudes. Ambiance here I'll give a 10.
XXXV Club (or 35 club) in Sayreville- Right off Route 35. BYOB Full nude spot. Well lit up can see from a ways away. Alot of fees here. Parking sometimes they charge sometimes not if it's not busy. Cover is $25. Get on the website text list I'll get texts from them all kinds of deals half off, free cover, whatever the fuck, it's something. The killer they want you to check your phone here which I fucking hate. Something happens to your phone, you are fucked in today's world I do not like giving it up or even leaving it in my car. Mandatory drink coming in to, $5 water. They can go out and get beer for you to if you want to pay out the ass for it. Only free seating is around the stage, the stools farther back you have to pay for, it's like $75. If they stage seating is full, they will kick a dancer out of the one the seats she is not supposed to sit there if it's full. Lap dances are $30 on a long bench behind a curtain. And VIP is $150 in curtained booths. Great mileage. Girls, all types mostly Latina and American white girls though. All types thin, busty. There are usually some really hot girls working here, some not so much but I tend to always find something good. At the end of the day, this club in not comfortable to hang out in, they tax you to death but it has really the most important, vital aspects to a club and that's some fine looking women, and affordable and great VIP's and that's what keeps me coming back. All or nothing type spot that I go to when I just got to come through with a good time that night, fees be damned.
Bourbon Street in Parlin- Right next to a Mcdonald's and a Speedway gas station off of Route 9. Cover is $20 Fri/Sat night free otherwise. Lap dances in a community room behind a beaded curtain are $30. In booths is VIP at $125 for 15 minutes and $225 for 30 minutes. Nice spots, definite hip hop/latin music vibe. More big booty big asses some fake some not. Some petite girls here too. Mostly Latina with some black. Talent is solid here if that's your thing. Tip Parade is thorough whether your at the bar or off on the seats around the wall they are coming for you. They will dance on you when they do come by though. Nicer kind of spot. Customers a lot of younger to middle age guys, mostly white with some black and hispanic.
The Go-Go Rama in Laurence Harbour- Area is fine, on Rte 35 commercial, residential strip. Cover is $20. Check their online stuff for deals off the cover. Full nude. Mostly Latina and White with some Black. Talent has always been pretty good here from what I've seen. TUSCLer K's spot. Customers mostly middle age white guys during the week, gets younger and more packed on the weekends. I don't bother weekends, it's too much. Dances are in like mini barber shop type seats in a room where your head is visible to the rest of the club. Good two way contact and the seat are wonderful for LDK's really but you can only get a way with so much. $25 a song. Two small VIP rooms curtained rooms for 15 min $140 and 30 minutes $220 but people can poke there head in so it might not get awesome in there. Overall interesting spot to get some good LD's and enough great looking women to keep checking in every now and then.
Delilah's Den in Manville- BYOB Full nude spot. Area is safe. Cover $15. Lap dances $25 in a community bench area wrapped around the VIP area. Main area set up is seating around a stage. VIP $125 for 15 minutes in curtained room. White, Latina and black girls. Talent just average though but you might find something decent. Small lineup, not usually busy. Not a ton of customers coming in here so the ones that do come in get their money's worth. Mileage through the roof.
Torpedoes in Bound Brook- On like main street sort of strip. No cover. Big bar with stage in between, two dancers at a time. Tip parade. Mostly hispanic crowd here. Dancers some white and some black but mostly latinas on the chunkier side. Some thin girls here too though. Talent ok not horrible. Lap Dance's are $20. Vip is $100 for 15 minutes. Some reviews say this place smells like motor oil, I didn't smell it buy maybe you do. Seems like VIP can be good but LD's monitored.
Fantasies in Keyport- On Rte 36. Quiet commercial, residential area. No cover. Very pink inside. Big bar, stage inside, glass box for shower shows, and standard tip parade. Some latina but mostly white girls here, be it eastern euros or american white girls. On the thinner side. Talent decent. No more VIP I'm told, Lap dance area turned into community dance room with a beaded curtain it's hard to see through because it's dark in there and it's $20 a song. Nobody watching you but other LD couples in there obviously.
Delilah's Den in Hazlet- Down the road from Fantasies slightly off 36. No cover. Dark, big log cabin sort of feel. Bar in middle with stage inside. Dancers either Russian, latina and black. I wasn't crazy about the talent here personally. Lap dances are $20. VIP is $125 for 15 minutes. VIP sounds like it could be good money here.
Centerfold's in Neptune- Going down the shore on this one. Only club in this immediate area, strippers that live around here have to go north a half hour to a million clubs up there or south to Delilah's Den in Tom's River. There's a lot of people in this area for there to be just ONE strip club. Right by Asbury Park where Bruce Springsteen started out. Area is fine. Right off Rte. 35. Cover is $25. BYOB Full nude. Small club main area is mostly seating around a stage get real close. Customers mostly white guys young and older here. Not sure about weekend night, too small to fuck with on a weekend night. Lap Dances are $30 for 5 minutes in a beaded curtain community dance room. $130 for 15 minutes $235 for 30 minutes. VIP is great here. Talent, I always see something I like it, mix of white mostly American but I have seen an eastern euro and latina and black. For a club this size the roster can be pretty big. They come out of nowhere, there might be 20 girls working that night but only 3 out on the floor. If your the only one at the stage in can get awkward, you got three girls shaking their ass hungry for tips all eyes on you, and while I do tip it's not quite at the rate they are looking for. Enough here that I like that I keep coming back it's just a pain in the ass to get way down here for me.
Delilah's Den in Tom's River- Again only club down here until you hit AC. Off Rte. 9. $25 comes with a water. One main stage with seating all around it. Place is kind of dump to be honest. $25 single dances. $135 for 15 minutes and $225 for 30 minutes. I only went once and didn't see a ton of dancers black and latina. Nothing jumped out. $25 single dances. $135 for 15 minutes and $225 for 30 minutes. Obviously though is kind of a free for all type place so maybe you catch something here that works for you.
Playhouse Lounge in Burlington- And finally I had to at least get this on here, it is the most reviewed strip club on this website with a review almost every other day. There some clubs on TUSCL that haven't been reviewed in 5 years. Anyway On Rte. 130 in front of a giant Amazon Warehouse. Goin from Philly from up north you won't have to go far out of your way if your taking 95. BYOB. Cover is $10. Get two drink tickets with that. Tip parade. Dances are $30 in curtain booth rooms. Apparently this is daytime sort of spot which sucks for me because I'm pretty strictly a night time guy. Night time line up seems younger than the dayshift line up is described. I would rate what I saw as just ok. Black, white, latina and even saw an indian girl I guess the appeal here is $30 dance gives you like a VIP type experience.
Just talking about the line ups,
-If your going for maybe big booty, urban and/or latin type clubs check out Bourbon Street, Blush, Lookers, Satin Dolls, Breathless.
-If white girls are more your thing maybe check out Go-Go Rama, Roxxies, Lace, Taboo, Fantasies, Lust, Black Betty, Titillations, Fringe also more mixed but 35 and Centerfolds as well.
-That's just generally speaking there are plenty of exceptions and some are more mixed up to say this or that with it.
Some notes...
-A lot of these clubs are just closed, off the top of my head, Shakers, Stiletto (where they filmed "The Wrestler" with Marrisa Tomei), Red Zebra, Sinsations despite appearing open on here and on google. IDK if they opening back up but I'd rather not wait, I'll just push this shit out now while it's recent. Also a couple places like Ragtime or XO parking lot's were so dead I just didn't even bother. Ragtime had like 2 cars on a Friday night, yeah just no I'll save 10 minutes of my life.
-Paterson, New Jersey has to be like the per capita strip/go go bar capital of the world. Just in it's immediate area I'm counting 12 clubs on google. Although not all but most go go's there I don't like. But if you have lower standards I think you would do real real well there.
-Some spots like Xscape in downtown Paterson or I'm reading some reviews of clubs even in the good part of Newark with this problem, but you got street guys playing the block, as I leave my car they ask for a dollar. Here's what I do I hop back in my car and bounce. Nope. I am not getting my car fucked up while I'm in some shitty strip club because I didn't want to get give some crack addict a dollar. It's not worth it to me, fuck that. It's just easier for me to tell anybody that wants info on these kind of clubs to go fuck themselves, saves me the headache.
-Overall I think the strongest area is the part of New Jersey that hugs Staten Island. So from Elizabeth with Lookers to Breathless to 35 to Go-Go Rama to Bourbon Street and even down to Neptune with Centerfolds. Some clubs in between like Lust and Fantasies can be decent too. I think this is the strongest stretch in the area if your were gonna go on a strip club tour.
-From a TUSCLy sort of standpoint, I would say this NJ might even be underrated. Some people talking about getting on a plane to get some ITC fun, IDK more often than not there a tons of options in this state. There are many more high mileage joints than low mileage ones ^^^ up there.
-Underrated Club Award- Got to be 35. Go through the reviews there is a lot of hate. I agree on what they hate about it for the most part. IF I can get through the bullshit, it has what I what I'm looking for. I would say the most underrated club on TUSCL. I'll probably even get shit for just saying that. At the end of the day however it's just hard to find hot girls and high mileage and that goes for all of the USA so when I do find it, I call it like I see it.
-Hidden Gem Club Award- I'll give it to Centerfolds. I tried I don't like all the girls there, but some I do. And mileage is right here. I never heard of this spot. Combed reviews, supposed to be kind of fucked up. But something must of happened to turn in around recently because this club is not really as bad as some of the old reviews are saying. One of the better spots IMO. Take my fucking hour and change ride down there as proof that ain't THAT bad.
-Some short stay hotel options; Belleville Motor Lodge, Howard Johnson Clifton, Super 8 North Bergen, Domino Inn and Westview Motel. If I'm doing the whole night I like the hotels around MetLife Stadium in the Meadowlands.
-Food Recs-I'll go Rutt's Hut in Clifton. Old school joint.
-At some point we gotta rally up the Jersey crew, all get three sheets to the wind and see who can bang the most Brazilian chicks. Beers on me you sons a bitches.
Anyway thanks for reading. Feel free to poke holes, criticize, analyze, tell me where I'm wrong, do what you got to do, I welcome all that shit.
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DOLLAR_BILL
Good summary of a bunch of NJ clubs. I’ve been to many of them (not too recently) and info seems accurate.
Longball300
Wow, hella lot of info... well done.
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Also if I had to add an vibe award I’ll give it Black Betty’s. It’s rare to run into rock music at strip clubs these, usually you have to sit through top 40 bullshit. Nice change of pace with an old school, laid back feel to it.
Agree about Black Betty's. Last time I was there a girl was dancing on the bar giving it a sort of Coyote Ugly feel. Rock music. Bikers. Definitely an unusual but cool place.
Rutt's Hut... classic hot dog and beer joint, but also great full menu including steaks. Almost like Pal's Cabin in West Orange which was sadly closed and torn down a few years back.
I'm In! I'll Drive, and kick in a round! Seriously - how do we plan this?
@PHA haven't been, looks shitty though.