Bogeyed

Glenside, PA. Saturday after midnight. Right across from a gold course. There's like 4 Golf courses in the area hense the name. I came because like many other PL's I was on my Tiger Woods bullshit where I wanted fuck everything and anything. I admire his game on and off the course. On Jenkintown road this area seems like a nice sort upper class kind of area, seems quiet. Suburban. Plenty of parking. Walk in. There's a table with a guy giving wristbands but he was taking a while with two customers, so the security guy past them waved me on to him, wanded me and said cover was $5.

Layout. Oval bar with stage inside on left. Lapdance/VIP area on right when you come in. Bathrooms in back just behind the pool tables. Even some arcade kind of games, maybe pinball too I didn't look that hard to see what it was but that's on the right. Honestly this place is kinda dumpy inside. More of dive than I thought it would be. And I was kinda hoping for a theme, you know. Like the girls dressed a sexy caddies or some shit, maybe some mini golf in here, or at least some visor hats on the girls. Something to think about. Lap dances are $30 for 4 minutes. And VIP is $125. Girls walk around the outside of the bar for a tip parade, and you can feel them or even get a little something something goin on at the bar for tips. Crowd was 75% black and 25% white mostly all guys. Maybe like 20 patrons. For a Saturday night it kinda felt slow, I can only imagine what it's like on other nights if this is a weekend night.

Dancers. All black girls tonight. Only about 7 or 8 dancers. More on the thicker side but some thin. I wasn't crazy about the lineup on this night. I thought the best looking girl was some light skinned black girl named CP. I have a clean cut sort of look and all these girls think I look like a cop so when I ask about VIP they are usually aren't too giddy to tell me how awesome it is. Seems like a place that would have great mileage though. But I don't know if I would've pulled the trigger here anyway, I got to really love something and I know it's 4 minutes but this is more of neighborhood kind of hang out it seems I don't know if $30 dances are necessary. Make that shit $20 lets go. I didn't see anybody buying them when I was there anyway.