The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552

Friday Night Lights =)))

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WildIndigoHorse
Feb 15, 2022, 2:40 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

After visiting stillettos in Brownsville and jaguars next door, this place was the best of the three. Don't get carried away, this is one of the better clubs in the region but it's nothing compared to world class clubs. Overall square feet of the main room was around 2,000 with a other 500 for vip. Not counting entrance hallways and bathrooms.

Warning: mildly explicit.

I left jaguars at midnight just in time to get an amazing quickie all over some perfect bolt on tiddies and then see everyone else head back to the cubbies for last call. My luck was good here. I was letting rotation roll to find me just one dancer before the night was over. One of the dancers saw me watching and as soon as she got off stage she came over to me and necklaces were given. $200 plus tip, no room fee for the cubbies.

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