farmerart

Discussions by farmerart

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  9 years ago
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  Re: Propping Or Flagging A Review

  How recent should one's club knowledge be before a club review is flagged or propped? A couple of recent reviews seemed to be outright bogus compared to my experiences in the reviewed clubs. However,...
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  warhawks
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  O.T. Trinitrotoluene

  Many years ago in conjunction with my seismic doings in the oil patch I learned how to handle dynamite - TNT. I have been entranced by the stuff ever since. I LIKE explosions. I...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  O.T. Balloons

  Last week I had my first hot air balloon ride. It was a hoot. Five balloonists from Edmonton came out to my rural area to do their stuff. I let them use my yard...
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  sandyman
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  9 years ago
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  The Trophy Wife

  Making the rounds of the corporate Stampede parties in Calgary last week I ran into an old business adversary whom I hadn't seen in many years. The guy was accompanied by a blowzy over-the-top...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  9 years ago
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  18 Months Later, Toronto Sweetie Contacts Me.........Guess Why

  In the past I have posted many stories about Toronto Sweetie, an older dancer that I met at a Toronto area club four and a half years ago. First meeting with her was the...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  9 years ago
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  SCs Catering To A Specific Clientele

  By specific clientele I mean guys that work in one industry. I have in mind my favourite Alberta SC, the Rig Pig, that caters to guys who work in the oil patch. The club...
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  Corvus
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  10 years ago
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  O.T. Obama's Generous Christmas Gift

  Obama has been one of the great US presidents for stock market investors. Yesterday two widely followed indices, the Dow 30 and the S&P 500 closed at all time high values. Here are the...
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  san_jose_guy
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  10 years ago
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  The Velvet Vise

  Business-wise and health-wise my life is deep in the shitter. Not being accustomed to dealing with depression and despair I have been reminiscing about the happy times in my life. Re-living some of my...
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  Clackport
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  10 years ago
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  'Dead' Strip Club

  Even for a normally lame Alberta SC the club I visited yesterday evening was especially dead. Admittedly, it was bad weather but Calgary is Calgary; snowstorms are common. The dancers were a homely group...
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  ATACdawg
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  10 years ago
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  Las Vegas Trip

  Two of my brothers have talked me into joining them on a jaunt to Las Vegas next month. This trip is meant more for some filial bonding than anything else. Are golf courses open...
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  PhantomGeek
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  10 years ago
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  Booze And Strip Clubs

  Because of serious health problems my life long love affair with beer, single malts, and Bordeaux is over. My health problems are unrelated to my previous booze consumption but those same problems demand that...
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  rickdugan
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  10 years ago
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  O.T. Shocking Pop Culture Disclosure

  Superman is Canadian. The Superman character was created in 1933 by writer, Jerry Siegel, and artist, Joe Shuster. Metropolis was based on Shuster's home town, Toronto, and The Daily Planet was patterned after Shuster's employer,...
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  ATACdawg
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  10 years ago
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  SheWees

  Yesterday the adolescent juveniles on local sports talk radio were all a-giggle about these items. I had to go to Google to see what they looked like and how they are used. When my laughter...
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  Prim0
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  10 years ago
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  The Ice Bucket Challenge

  This came up in a discussion topic a couple of days ago here on tuscl. I had to ask what exactly it was. Fast forward to this morning - my first day in the...
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  Corvus
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  Old Reviews

  From my review of Nikki's Roadhouse (Woodstock, ON) of August, 2010...... "I got the strong impression that there is no sex in the lap dance area." Hmm......um....er....ah......NO! Three subsequent visits to this joint over the years have...
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  3LeggedMan
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  10 years ago
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  O.T. - Gold

  Any gold experts out there?.......specifically experts in Double Eagles? Going through the mass of correspondence that accumulated during my month-long vacation I discovered an intriguing offer to sell 25 Double Eagles for C$37,500 (C$1500/coin). The...
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  sharkhunter
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  10 years ago
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  Damn......That Felt Good

  Rolling into Rancho farmerart after my European vacation the first thing that I see is a cat running down the lane with a bird in its mouth. Before I even unpack the F-150 I...
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  crazyjoe
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  10 years ago
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  Women's Voices

  Women's voices fascinate me. On my vacation in England I was attended by a waitress with the husky, throaty voice that really turns me on. Combined with the girl's accent(south west England) I was...
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  SlickSpic
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  10 years ago
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  tuscl Top 10.......WTF?

  I just chanced upon the Top 10 list and I was shocked to see that it is topped by a massage parlour in Mississauga. I have been in that joint, Allure, and I can...
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  chessmaster
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  10 years ago
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  Can You Really Do All 'That' With The Dancers Here?

  farmerart story from a club visit last night. I drop into one of the FS pus buckets in Mississauga.....sit down at the bar and sip on a beer.....chat briefly with a guy near me......very boring...
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  farmerart
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  10 years ago
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  Urine Sample?...........WTF!

  Further to the recent flurry of discussion threads about booze. Waiting in the departure lounge yesterday at YEG Int'l I noted a newlywed couple enjoying themselves as they waited for the flight to their...
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  shadowcat
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  O.T. - Golden Eagle

  On the road this week staying at a crappy hotel in Dirtyass, Alberta; feeling really sorry for myself. Went for a walk after supper last evening and chanced upon a glorious sight - a...
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  tumblingdice
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  Girls And Cars

  I exhibited my 1948 Packard Custom Eight at an auto show today. There were two older cars than mine at this show - a mid-1920s Model T and a late 1930s LaSalle. All the...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  10 years ago
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  Confession Of An Old Geezer

  The recent flurry of activity by LMN has me flummoxed. His threads and comments are interesting to read but my knowledge is non-existent of the drug subculture he describes. In my own life I...
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  motorhead
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  Papa Gateau

  My first SC visit in over eight months took place in a muddle of Bordeaux after the Bruins/Habs playoff game last night. The club was one of the dreadful Calgary clubs that I usually...
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  jackslash
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  11 years ago
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  Families And Our Hobby

  In my case family means my three brothers and one sister; I have no wife or children. All of my siblings know of my SC hobby but just one brother knows of my sexual...
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  georgmicrodong
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  O.T. - Back To My Roots

  For the next couple of days I will be hanging out with my brother at the Calgary Bull Sale. This is the longest running bull sale in North America and my brother, a serious...
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  motorhead
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  A Retirement Announcement From Toronto Sweetie

  Toronto Sweetie texted me last night announcing that today (Feb 28) would be her last day of work at the club. She is going ahead with her dream idea of having her own shop...
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  georgmicrodong
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  11 years ago
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  Bad Sex Writing

  There is a literary society in England that awards an annual 'Bad Sex in Fiction' prize. Here is a passage (one of many) from a recent winner of this prize: "Like a lepidopterist mounting a...
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  ATACdawg
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  11 years ago
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  'Inappropriate' SC Music

  On a recent brief SC visit I witnessed a stage dancer get horribly razzed by the horndogs in the audience about her choice of music for her stage set. The songs that she chose...
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  dallas702
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  11 years ago
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  Extras For Every Guy?....Or Just For The Few?

  Catching up on reviews of clubs that I know well, I was amazed to read just how many reviewers were disappointed in the unavailability of extras on demand during their visits. These reviews were...
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  georgmicrodong
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  11 years ago
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  O.T. - Canada vs. USA At The Olympics

  Even though I am not a sports fan I have been an Olympics fan ever since Calgary 1988. I have taken the next four days off work, turned off the Blackberry, unplugged the landline...
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  tumblingdice
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  11 years ago
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  Stripperweb, Yoda, Papi, Slick, motorhead, etc., etc.

  Sooooooooooo boring. I was away from tuscl for two weeks and I come back to this silly eruption this weekend. WTF?? Back to my regular life.......I have one of those....
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  Estafador
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  11 years ago
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  Women Curlers At Sochi

  Right at the moment I am watching women's curling from Sochi. Canada is smacking the Russians on the scoreboard but the Russians are smacking my Canadian women on the hottie rankings. All four of...
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  ime
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  Strippers And Guns

  My winter holiday with Toronto sweetie this year was just a four day weekend with her at Rancho farmerart. I took her to the mountains for a day of sledding. That was a bust....
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  sofaking87
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  11 years ago
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  tuscl's PMs

  I've discussed this topic before but I wish to do it again. Strip clubs and the strip club sub-culture bring us together here. The PM feature is just great, allowing communication between like-minded mongers...
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  sharkhunter
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  11 years ago
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  An Epiphany Or Gestalt Moment

  I was a speaker at an industry function last night. The emcee introduced me thusly: 'It is always a pleasure to have art as a speaker at these forums because his booming voice allows...
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  Subraman
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  11 years ago
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  Revenge

  I dropped into the Rig Pig club in Nisku this afternoon for a couple of hours of entertainment and relaxation. I was driving so my drinking was restricted to virgin Caesars. Unhappily, I was...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  11 years ago
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  Urban vs. Rural - SCs And Life

  It has dawned on me after a few years in this hobby that I have yet to meet a down-home, farm girl stripper. I have taken three different dancers to my farm for fun....
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  ilbbaicnl
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  11 years ago
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  "Are You farmerart's Toronto Sweetie?"

  The power of tuscl. I have often written about my Toronto sweetie here on tuscl - always with her consent after my first story about her. She has toured tuscl and has seen any of...
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  SlickSpic
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  11 years ago
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  Christmas In The Bush

  10:00PM; December 25, 2013. Bush camp - North West Territories, Canada. -24C; heavy cloud cover; snowing; no starlight or moonlight. Sitting in the office shack crunching numbers. The crews that did the dayshift 12s on...
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  Experimental
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  Supreme Court Of Canada Throws Out All Remaining Restrictions On Prostitution

  The Supreme Court of Canada has finally ruled on an important prostitution case. Prostitution itself is not illegal in Canada. What has been illegal has been soliciting for the purpose of prostitution, brothels, and...
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  zipman68
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  11 years ago
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  O.T. - The Car Chase From 'Bullitt'

  I have heard about this movie scene for decades but I just saw it for the first time this evening while killing time in a departure lounge. Gotta admit....that was a thrilling chase through...
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  farmerart
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  11 years ago
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  More SC Cash For farmerart

  I recently turned 65. I will now be receiving a monthly OAS payment for the rest of my life, courtesy of the Canadian taxpayer. Current amount will be $550.99; it rises minimally by some...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  Different Languages - Different Personalities?

  Killing time during a dreary night in the exploration camp, I came across an article in The Economist positing the thesis of this discussion thread title. Since I am bilingual (English/French) I tried to...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  Charlie Trotter.........R.I.P.

  I dined at Charlie Trotter's eponymous restaurant in Chicago just one single time. It was one of the better meals of my life, easily in the top ten. The occasion was one of major...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  11 years ago
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  Time vs. Money In The Clubs

  My SC visits are very infrequent these days. Because of this I try to pack as much entertainment as possible into a short evening visit. I have never been shy about spending my cash...
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  rickdugan
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  11 years ago
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  How To Show Dancers That..........You Got da Ca$h

  I am not a regular at any club, just a traveling road warrior. I have long since learned that dancers have no clue if a noob (like me) in their club has any cash...
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  Alucard