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11 years ago

Diamond Cutter vs. Blue Veiner

Since I am almost 65 and semi-dependent on my good buddy, Mr. Cialis, the instances when I sport a magnificent diamond cutter are sadly infrequent. Blue veiners are now the norm for me when...

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11 years ago

Strippers And Lube

A recent visit to a Toronto SC featured this strange occurrence. I was in the VIP with a medium hot dancer. She had just stripped down and was starting her gyrations with me on...

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11 years ago

Strippers And Horses

My new found pastime of texting with my Toronto sweetie is eliciting much info about her that is totally new to me; e.g. her passion for horses. She regularly visits a stable outside of...

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11 years ago

My First Sexting With A Stripper

At the moment I am stranded in the back of beyond with two flat tires on the F-150. Nearest town with garage is about 100km away. Not a farm light to be seen anywhere...

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11 years ago

Where Have All The Adults Gone?

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11 years ago

Goofy experience for me today over lunch in a small town Alberta cafe. Two bored teen-age girls were sitting across the room from me giggling about the new perfume that one of them had...

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11 years ago

Real World vs. tuscl World

The catastrophic Alberta floods this past week got me thinking about this topic. I was so busy with volunteering with the flood clean-up that I didn't even log on to tuscl for about a...

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11 years ago

"You Guys Who Can Do Things Are So Sexy"

I can't tell you how many times I have heard those words from bedraggled women this past week as I have been helping with the clean-up after the catastrophic floods of last week in...

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11 years ago

O.T. My City Is Under Water

Calgary, where my company's offices are located, is under water. Catastrophic rains and snow melt from the Rockies have caused the two rivers running through Calgary to explode over their banks. The city's central...

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11 years ago

I try to let logic and fact rule my actions. No person can ever remove emotions from one's life but I try desperately to limit emotion's effects on my actions. I have no superstitions...

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11 years ago

'Lap Dance' In A Regular Bar

Last evening I was in a Hooters-style pub after doing some business in the small Alberta town housing the joint. The young waitresses were of a much higher quality than any Hooters girls that...

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11 years ago

More Off Topic: High School

shadowcat just posted a video link to life in the 1950s. Sort of my era; got me thinking of my high school years. I was 13 in grade 10, 15 when I finished grade...

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11 years ago

"You Fuck Good But You Can't Kiss Worth Shit"

That is exactly what my Toronto sweetie told me on our first vacation together in Hawaii. On our recent excursion in Europe I asked her if I was getting any better at this whole...

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11 years ago

Moose Knuckles?

Sheesh! Please tell me that I am not the last old phart tuscl regular to learn the meaning of this term as used in the current vernacular. ...

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11 years ago

Getting Caught Doing The 'Deed'

I am a hardcore tuscl horndog. I actively seek the highest level of extras available from dancers (either ITC or OTC). Many of the clubs that I have visited feature wide open 'anything goes'...

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12 years ago

Serious Question - Mile High Club

Have any of you guys done this on a commercial flight? Sweetie and I are waiting in the departure lounge at Pearson for our overnight flight to Paris for our vacation in Corsica and Liguria....

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12 years ago

Warning To Toronto SCs - farmerart Is On The Way For A Visit

The winter drilling season is winding down. Exploration camp is being shuttered for the summer. Urgent business matters need to be dealt with in Toronto. I haven't been in a hardcore Toronto SC for about...

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12 years ago

The Prime Of Your Life

I caught an interesting Dougster comment in that unending tattoo thread. He asserted that the years of one's 50s, 60s, and 70s were the prime of one's life. I can't comment about my 70s...

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12 years ago

What's With All This Food Shit?

All these food threads are becoming boring. I readily recognize the relationship between food and sexuality. BUT, you guys are talking about food that is pure crap - Mickey D's, Burger King, biscuits and...

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12 years ago

Why So Much Talk About Whales?

Is it jealousy? Is it anger? Is it envy? Is it insecurity? Is it class warfare? Whatever the reason, I find all this blather about whales to be more boring than all the OTC or...

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12 years ago

Advice For Trip With Toronto Sweetie

The winter drilling season is winding down up here in the sub-Arctic; perhaps 10 days left. I have a whole mess of corporate shit to do this summer but I want to take a...

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12 years ago

Stripper With A PhD?

My drilling contractor's latest crew change brought a rookie rig pig into camp. Turns out this guy has a PhD. The poetry of some eighteenth century Prussian was the subject of his PhD thesis....

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12 years ago

First Signs Of Spring At 61 Degrees North Latitude - Bad For Miami On April 20

Wandering through the camp today I saw bear footprints all over the snow near the garbage bins - from the size of the footprints, probably one adult grizzly and at least two cubs. This...

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12 years ago

Cars And Boners

Yesterday, I attempted to post a link to a video of Ferrari's new hyper hybrid, trying to draw attention to the sexy sound of the motor's roar. My computer illiteracy fucked up the link...

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12 years ago

O.T. - I Really Really Want This Car

I recently put up a link to photos of the new so-called 'hyper hybrid' from Ferrari. It is called the LaFerrari, a limited edition of 499 units. Here is another link that I found...

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12 years ago

Faster Than The Speed Of Light?

Early morning internet browsing turned up a story on the BBC site mentioning that the huge physics lab, CERN, in Switzerland has repeatedly measured muon neutrinos traveling faster than the speed of light. My...

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12 years ago

My List Of Clubs Reviewed - PATHETIC!

I have reviewed 36 different strip clubs. 13 of those clubs have fewer than 20 reviews. Only 12 of the clubs that I have reviewed have more than 100 reviews. 4 of the clubs...

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12 years ago

O.T. - I Have A Hard On For This Car

Ferrari has just unveiled its new model - LaFerrari, the so-called hyper hybrid. 6.3 litre V12 engine; 963 horsepower; top speed of 350+kph; price 1,000,000 Euro ($1.3Mil); 499 units offered for sale (all sold). I...

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12 years ago

What An Ass I Am!

I made my first SC visit in six months on a short trip to civilization earlier this week. I had a grand evening in my favourite oil patch club in central Alberta - many,...

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12 years ago

Disconnects With Other tusclers

In my time on tuscl I have noticed the severe disconnects between other tusclers and me. I don't consider myself to be unique or any sort of special being but I am aware of...

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12 years ago

Soft Skin Hands, Rough Skin Hands

My Toronto sweetie commented on the rough skin on my hands during our week in Hawaii. No surprise to me. Cold temperatures, dry humidity, messing around with tools and machinery, washing with solvents to...

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12 years ago

Money...Power...Sex???

A current discussion thread started me musing about this. One post suggested the guy felt like a 'baller' when he spent Benjis in a club. I know exactly what he meant. Money is a...

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12 years ago

Strippers In Regular Bars

Strippers for a couple of nights a week in regular bars? This is a phenomenon that I encounter frequently in the small western Canadian oil patch towns where I spend some of my time. It...

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12 years ago

Downtown Abbey and Strippers?

At the Vancouver hotel with my Toronto dancer sweetie waiting for our flight to Hawaii last night. Sweetie talks me into watching this Downtown Abbey episode last night. I had never seen this thing...

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12 years ago

OT: Musings From The Far North

1:00AM; December 31, 2013. Waiting for computer to crunch numbers. Lovely clear night, full moon, stars twinkling. Moderate temperature, no wind. Go for walk down cut line to one of the rigs. Hear rig...

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12 years ago

Bizarre Request From A Former OTC Sweetie

A former OTC sweetie just sent me an e-mail that absolutely gobsmacked me with a request to be the emcee at her wedding reception next summer. Holy Shit! There is a bit of a...

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12 years ago

Hilarity At The Club

A brief excursion to 'civilization' let me spend a couple of hours at the Rig Pig in Nisku, AB. The old joint was packed with crusty crews pounding back the beers and tossing loonies...

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12 years ago

Another Tale From The Far North

The drug testers showed up unannounced at my exploration camp earlier today. This is an intrusive invasion into the guys' privacy (and mine too) but I am way cool with the testing. When the...

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12 years ago

Whatever Happened To Common Sense?

My Toronto OTC sweetie has been bombarding me with e-mails about a career change she is planning. She is 43, still hot and an exemplary performer in the sack (#2 on my lifetime list)....

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12 years ago

So.....I Hear You Guys Had An Election Down South

$6,000,000,000 campaign spending by both parties and NOTHING changed! Do you guys have a death wish? Obama was such a beatable candidate for the Democrats and Romney couldn't close the deal? So much for...

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12 years ago

Cleanliness In SCs

A recent food-based bacterial infection struck my exploration camp, striking about half of my guys. Those of us not affected were all guys with oil patch experience all over the world, probably giving our...

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12 years ago

Weirdest Drink I Have Ever Bought For A Dancer

Brief trip to civilization from the bush finds me chilling out on my deck with a good rib eye and a sweet bottle of Bordeaux. My mind wanders back to a recent SC visit...

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12 years ago

You Can't Make This Up

Trolling the internet I stumbled across this gem. There is a prominent Canadian politician named Adrian Dix. His wife's maiden name is Renee Saklikar. Can't you just picture that wedding announcement: Dix - Saklikar ???...

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12 years ago

Your Favourite Club - What Makes It Special?

I don't have one favourite club but there are three different clubs that I especially like for different reasons. Club Pro in Vaughan, ON is a club of guaranteed extras but not really scuzzy...

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12 years ago

Truck Plates With A Giggle

Six new F-150s just arrived for my company. I got a real giggle when I picked up the plates for the trucks. All six plates had the alpha prefix - BBJ. I will have...

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12 years ago

Hottie On The Street

Warm sunny day in downtown Vancouver.....having fish taco lunch from a food truck.....sitting on bench of office building plaza watching the hotties pouring out of the office buildings for their lunch breaks.......focus on...

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12 years ago

Off Topic Rant About Airlines

The past month I have spent entirely too much time on planes. Vacation to Europe - Air Canada cancelled a flight causing me to miss Usain Bolt's 100m gold medal race at London Olympics....

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12 years ago

Your First Time...'Fess Up

Just read the thread from the guy talking about giving it up for the first time at age 30+ with a stripper. Got me thinking about my first time. For me, I was such a...

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