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zipman68

the speed force!
Joined May 2004
Last Seen Aug 2025

Itinerant superhero with the power of Flash-like speed (hence the name) that lives a life akin to the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno Hulk series. But with super-speed. And hangin' in strip clubs. My other superpowers include knowing not to throw good money after bad when I've spent time at a bad strip club, x-ray vision that works with hot chicks, and the ability to speak Klingon.

My likes? Well, there is Power Girl of course. Any superheroine that wears an outfit with a boob window is OK in my book. And South Carolina cheerleaders, 'cos girls that wear outfits with "Go Cocks" written on their asses are soopah-coo-el.

Oh yeah -- I almost forgot this one because it is not so much a superpower and more of a basic reasoning skill, but I am actually capable of clicking "remove prop" when somebody props me with an insult. However, I felt that I should state that I am capable of doing this as a public service to those unfortunate souls who can't figure out how to do this.

And one more thing....bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'

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