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zipman68

the speed force!
Joined May 2004
Last Seen Jun 2025

Itinerant superhero with the power of Flash-like speed (hence the name) that lives a life akin to the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno Hulk series. But with super-speed. And hangin' in strip clubs. My other superpowers include knowing not to throw good money after bad when I've spent time at a bad strip club, x-ray vision that works with hot chicks, and the ability to speak Klingon.

My likes? Well, there is Power Girl of course. Any superheroine that wears an outfit with a boob window is OK in my book. And South Carolina cheerleaders, 'cos girls that wear outfits with "Go Cocks" written on their asses are soopah-coo-el.

Oh yeah -- I almost forgot this one because it is not so much a superpower and more of a basic reasoning skill, but I am actually capable of clicking "remove prop" when somebody props me with an insult. However, I felt that I should state that I am capable of doing this as a public service to those unfortunate souls who can't figure out how to do this.

And one more thing....bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'

Reviews by zipman68

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published 10 yrs ago
Went by Hustler around 5pm, just...
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zipman68

5.7

Went by Hustler around 5pm, just before going to Temptations (see tuscl.net). Kind of wish I had started at the latter club.

My impression was that Hustler and Penthouse were the best eye candy clubs…

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published 10 yrs ago
Stopped by Temptations around 6:30 after...
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zipman68

6.7

Stopped by Temptations around 6:30 after spending some time at Hustler. On balance I had a good time but their were some weird aspects. The visit was expensive relative to what you get, but this…

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published 12 yrs ago
Not impressed. In the Tampa area...
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zipman68

5.0

Not impressed. In the Tampa area and thought I'd try the Pasco County clubs. Brass Flamingo iso e of the better reviewed so I figured I'd try it.

Arrived about 3pm on Saturday, sat down,…

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Pop quiz for DoogieDumbass... Something ELSE happened in 1848 that might be reve
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As anybody with half a brain (ok...that excludes Doogie an' most o' the conservadudes...) know that the 1848 question was stoooopid. But once China destroys our armed forces and takes over America, deposing Trump and…

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