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Hey stupid. Just changing your screen name from the one I ignored to a new one, doesn't mean you're off ignore moron. I still cannot see your comments Barista, you fucking retard.

Recently I was trolling the street corners for some cheap pussy. Found a chick, old school, disco chick, Afro, bell bottoms, the whole thing. Up there in years but fast, easy and on a discount.…

Happy Friday to all of you magnificent bastards! I've got a question that I'm hoping some of you gentlemen that frequent the Detroit area can answer for me.

It's been roughly 2 years since my last…

I don't know anything about websites and their operations.

I use this website on my phone so maybe on a computer it looks different.

It would be nice to be able to do a "search."…

I'm a little socially awkward. Probably on some spectrum or something. But it didn't have a name in the 80's.... :)

Anyway, the last thing I want to do is disrespect someone or be rude. But,…

Seriously. It takes a lot of time to put on all that make up.

I have had enough.

Convince me I am wrong.

Thanks @founder for all of your hard work.

Post here if you appreciate a job well done.

Wtf ? Your vagina get irritated?

Discuss

No one likes a stinky cooch.

I like them. Do you like a stripper tongue punching your bung hole?

I got 614.

Next up we got the Empire State. There's a lot here so let's try to break it down.

Buffalo- I think most clubs ain't worth a damn in this city go across the border for amazing…

Discuss

I may be a pathetic pervert but I keep my shoes and socks on.

I don't want to catch some funk.

@Founder thank you for re-implementing alerts. Would it be possible for you to include a tiny if - then in the code for alerts, so that it doesn't send me an alert if I…

Next up is the Land of Enchantment. I haven't been to a New Mexican sc in a while now but I'll try to remember. There's not a lot.

Right outside Artesia you got 285 show club.…

Curious about the Strip Club in the TV show Landman, is it real. And then what is the best club that has been on a TV show or movie

I'm headed to Chatsworth CA in a few weeks and was just looking for club recommendations in the 'area'. I don't see any listed directly in Chatsworth and would rather avoid the drive back…

What do you do when you can't get it up in the club?

It fucking sucks.

Criteria (by priority, more or less):

1. Prefer natural, but a top notch boob job has fooled me more than once. Hard-to the-touch, obvious bolt-ons are a boner killer.
2. Prefer medium to large, enough to…

Next up we got Jersey. It's tougher to break down, there's not really any major cities in the state it's mostly the suburbs of NYC and Philly. A lot of great mileage to be had,…

When was your first time?