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Mileage may vary

I've had several PM's with other tusclers who have indicated that they really aren't interested in more than a little touching and grindage in a VIP room. I'm always trying to see how much I can get and how far…

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MISS DELAWARE TEEN USA RESIGNS After Porn Surfaces

Teen queen a porn star? http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/26/miss-teen-delaware-melissa-king-resigns-sex-tape/

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The Good, Bad and Ugly

I have a job that allows me to travel quite a bit; and it always amazes me how different every state is when it comes to strip clubs and the rules that govern them. Detroit had the best time I…

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Who here gets PM's from alucard but can't return them?

Look I really have nothing against the guy but he leaves himself so open.

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Building a playlist for a club...Suggestions?

This is for real. I am building a playlist for a new club and since I cannot think of every song ever I thought I should open it up for suggestions of your favorite songs to get lap dances…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Went there on a Saturday night...

Went there on a Saturday night before catching a plane at Midway recently. The club is very well done. Valet parking is $5, and a mandatory coat check. I was given a table in the…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Nice club. Better than club o....

Nice club. Better than club o. Extras provided in VIP room if you get the right dancer. Average dancers. Some standouts Gia is really cute if you like short hair and petite girls. She had…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

This is quite a seedy-looking, run...

This is quite a seedy-looking, run down joint. I'm sure the walls can tell a lot of stories. It isn't a true strip club, as I know it... but I've been told that the entertainment…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped byt his place during a...

Stopped byt his place during a snowstorm - very few customers around - it was probably more than one girl per customer in there. I was only there for about an hour, most of the girls…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'll give a multiple review here. Yes...

I'll give a multiple review here. Yes it's an addiction, but if there has to be an addiction, I could think of worse. Arrived at 6AM on Saturday morning, in hopes of finding my ATF Couldn't believe how…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok...

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the food but I've…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Visited this past sunday and fairly...

Visited this past sunday and fairly good amount of dancers working. Two very hot asian dancers work here but did not get a dance for either one. Cover charge is 3 bucks not as packed…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Paid a visit to Deja Vu...

Paid a visit to Deja Vu about 19:30 on a Monday evening at the end of January, after reading reviews on tuscl. I parked in a car park with small shops around three sides, and…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Roxy's, like the other clubs, has...

Roxy's, like the other clubs, has seen a serious decline in patronage over the last four years. The place can get downright quiet even on a Saturday night from 1-4. They've clearly had a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Everyone there is really nice and...

Everyone there is really nice and have personalities. i was stopping by on a business trip, and had a blast! Definitely recommend to men who want to have a good time with some beautiful…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

The dancers no longer go full...

The dancers no longer go full nude on stage, when I asked a worker why I was told it had to to with the new pole tax law that went into effect so I guess…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Stopped by on a Tuesday night...

Stopped by on a Tuesday night after an evening at the Wheeling Island Casino. Prior to this visit the only club in the area I had been to was Godfathers, and Jill's is a…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Visited this club on a Friday,...

Visited this club on a Friday, approximately 10PM. Had read some decent reviews of the lap dances and wanted to see what was available. Went VIP to create some privacy and turns out…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I only had enough time to...

I only had enough time to have a quick beer and I wish I had more time to explore the lovely talent. I didn't expect much, since it was early on a Sunday night.…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

walked in went to bar to...

walked in went to bar to get a beer ,walked a few steps first girl approches me , older little heavy nice smile. Asks if i'm interested in some company i said maybe later just…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

very intimidating place if you're not...

very intimidating place if you're not the kind of guy who looks like he jus came out of prison. all blacks girls mostly 5's and a few 8's and 9's. A lot of them are…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

I am a dancer at this...

I am a dancer at this club and compared to all the others I've been to this one is the best, little strict on the rules but not over the top. the verity of men…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Club is in the middle of...

Club is in the middle of a strip mall so the parking is easy. I was there on a Wed night, after 10:00, and it was pretty slow. Which was strange as it…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

As has been stated, Brad's is...

As has been stated, Brad's is on e again home of the $12 Lap Dance (from 12 - 2 anyways). I was talking to a dancer and she said it was in hopes of…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I've been to Scarlett's a couple...

I've been to Scarlett's a couple times, it's definitely the classiest spot in Broward. I was there with a friend who really wanted to hit up a strip club and offered to buy a bottle.…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

On a cold night in New...

On a cold night in New England in February what can one expect from a small strip club in a residential neighborhood? When I got there, there were only 3 evening shift dancers, minimal…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I went here twice over the...

I went here twice over the span of a week a few months ago and must say I was pleasantly surprised. So, first off this club is a two sided club, like the great alaskan…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a recent Friday evening. The club was very clean with soft lighting. The cover was only 5.00 so it left more money for my choice of entertainers. It was a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Finally made my way to the...

Finally made my way to the Taj Mahal of Mich Ave. I prefer the quick service of Bogarts and BTs. Decided to treat myself. Since it was after 10pm I was out $30 as soon…

Upper Brass

Toronto, Ontario

After being bombarded by dancers at...

After being bombarded by dancers at Brass Rail asking for dances, I was hiding out in the back when a gorgeous blonde dancer wearing spandex pants walked by. I grabbed her and chatted for a…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

It was like private club for...

It was like private club for me, because there was nobody when I entered. After reading reviews and definitely do not want to spend a lot money, I had decided to visit these club. Cover…

House Of Lancaster

Mississauga, Ontario

So I said I'd go visit...

So I said I'd go visit again just to see what has changed. Wow. A lot apparently. Several years ago I worked evening shifts so I was able to hit this club right after work at…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

My last review of this club...

My last review of this club was for the day shift on Friday. I went back when I was still in town during the night shift on Sunday. I brought female friend who is bi…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

First, there is no coat check,...

First, there is no coat check, so if you go on your own in winter, you have to drag your jacket around with you. Songs are a brief 3 minutes each. The stage is akwardly…

Sheer Pleasure Lingerie

Schenectady, New York

this place is okay. you walk...

this place is okay. you walk into the back door and get ambushed by a group of girls. you can ask the cashier for a line up and all of the girls from next door…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday night from 11pm - 1pm. My husband and myself checked out this place, a favorite of the other couple we were with. The place was packed. We were…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I was in Florida to...

I was in Florida to play golf, and decided to stop into the Inner Room based on all the reviews on this site. It turned out to be a good decision. This is…

Stiletos Cabaret

Statesville, North Carolina

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business when i happen upon this place! No cover till 8 so i went in very nice people at the bar about as friendly people I have met! Club was…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I've been this club several times...

I've been this club several times since i was bored a bit at Baby Dolls. Never been at late nite so never seen busy club at all either. However, there were always some actions n nice dancers…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Figure I'd check out a new...

Figure I'd check out a new club in the area and Johnny A's was it. It's very easy to get to, right off the highways. Parking was good and seems like a safe area. I walked in and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I reviewed Follies a while back...

I reviewed Follies a while back and didn't give it the high marks as most others do. Received a PM from Shadowcat indicating that I may have picked a bad day. Well, went…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

was my first time here ever....

was my first time here ever. I had two Guinness a house salad and fries they where good. two guys far burgers and fries that look good. nice choice of girls, Britney and karma where…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

I visited recently on a weekeday...

I visited recently on a weekeday afternoon. There was a rotation of 4 women, all very attractive, but one stood out by far to me, Mica. I went up to the stage for a…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Showed up at phc last Sunday...

Showed up at phc last Sunday evening around 9 Pm. It was a holiday weekend but the club was pretty dead, basically 4 girls working and maybe 10 patrons total. We grabbed a table in front…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several times and I continue to go back. The free lunch and the cheap drink prices make this top in my list of clubs to visit in the Chicago area.…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Been twice during afternoon/early evening. ...

Been twice during afternoon/early evening. There were very few dancers working and the ones present weren't exactly enticing. Overall 6 range. Friendly enough, but push hard for VIP which requires a bottle…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Went to the Casa on a...

Went to the Casa on a Thursday afternoon a couple of months ago, to check it out. I was visiting from out of town, so I wanted to see what the Portland clubs had…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Stopped by The Harem on a...

Stopped by The Harem on a late Friday night with some friends. $20 cover, $2 mandatory coat check...the bouncer & coat girl were friendly, which is a good first impression. Inside in the middle there…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

I visited this club after visiting...

I visited this club after visiting Southern X-posure International down the street. This is an 18+ club. The club is divided into two halves, one standard seating with a $7 cover, the other…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Club is in a converted 1912-built...

Club is in a converted 1912-built theater that's seen (much) better days. The cover is $25 but sometimes can get a $15 voucher they hand out 'round town. The "doormen" tend to look like someone…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

I really enjoy coming here but...

I really enjoy coming here but be weary when the dancers start a lap dance mid song as u will be paying 20 dollars for half a dance. Go there on Tuesdays and its 10…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I grew up by ball park,...

I grew up by ball park, so becoming of age it seemed like the place to go. I was very wrong, the bar is dirty and dark. You get with a cloud of…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Well, what can I say! I...

Well, what can I say! I haven't been to this club in a long time and I'm sorry that I waited so long. First the girls were smoking hot, just about everyone I saw was…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Happened to be close by...

Happened to be close by on a Sunday, not usually a day I would stop in but was surprised to see a couple good looking dancers in the early Sunday afternoon, they also had…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

I feel like a broken record...

I feel like a broken record sometimes. Every time I go into a Wichita strip club it is worse than the last time. I don't know how long they've been doing it because it had…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons was crowded, maybe 50 customers,...

Mons was crowded, maybe 50 customers, lots of girls, 2-3 on stage at a time. Lap dances are $20-$30 but negotiable. The lap dances are all on a long bench, with audience seating on…

Red Rooster

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a Swinger's Club as...

This is a Swinger's Club as other reviewers have described. The place is somewhat dated with 1970's decor and VHS tapes playing porn on TVs. Even the porn seems to be 1980's vintage. I entered the…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Savannah's wasn't open the last time...

Savannah's wasn't open the last time I was in Harrisburg it is the best equipped strip club in this town. When you enter you see the bar that wraps around the stage with two…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Showed up at the club a...

Showed up at the club a couple of weeks ago on a Monday. Had an hour to kill before another work meeting. Called beforehand to make sure that at least one of my two or…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Had the pleasure of visiting this...

Had the pleasure of visiting this delightfully entertaining strip club n can't say that I wasn't left with anything but positive vibes about the place...the variety of girls gives everybody plenty to choose from and…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Definitely the best club I've been...

Definitely the best club I've been to in New Jersey. The last few times I've been to NJ on business the clubs I went to were horrible--ugly girls, terrible service, nasty bartenders. Finally…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Made another trip to the Industrial...

Made another trip to the Industrial Strip. This is a club that does not serve alcohol. The area it's in is pretty dead at night. Like the name says, it's an industrial area, so there…

Strip Club Book Summaries

Play Something Dancy (2012) by Dee Simon Stories of debauchery from a San Francisco strip club DJ. It's fairly well written. It confirms most of what you suspected about DJs -- drug addicts / drug dealers, will have sex with anything with a pulse, and then thinks that you are one who's the pathetic loser, etc, etc. This book did nothing to alter my opinion that strip club DJs are oxygen thieves. But at least this particular oxygen thief has a some talent as a writer, I gotta give him that much. That's probably because he's a Michigan native who attended U of M before moving to the west coast. And he's got an amusing story about sneaking into the Saginaw Déjà…

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"extras" in miami

Recently i had posted the thread asking u guys if there were any good strip clubs in miami offering "extras" (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=21814), so after reading miami SC reviews and visiting few of them, i've found one that offers good value for…

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A wad blown

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/25/jesus-mata-not-robbed-strip-club_n_2761692.html?ref=topbar

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remove props

I wounder if I was the cause of founder adding remove props from being proper lol.......???

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Club with extras Jackson/ Lansing, Mi.

If anyone knows of a good club featuring extras in Jackson/ Lansing, Mi. Area let me know.. Thanks for helping Danwilliams

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This is how it is done TD. LOL.

BRIDGEPORT -- A customer at the Pleasant Moments Cafe wouldn't let a dancer leave after she finished giving him a private lap dance, police said. The woman told police that the suspect blocked her way, made sexual advances and began…

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Stripper Sandwich

Has this happened or have you witnessed this? Quite while ago I took a buddy out for his bachelor night and ended up in a small club in Illinois. We spent a goodly amount of money on dancers and drinks.…

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avg life spand of a tuscler

I wounder what the avg life spand of a tuscler making post, reviews, comments, lercking, jerking and clubbing......?

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Okay, one of the problems I...

Okay, one of the problems I have with this club is that the bar is separate from the dance floor, I like to sit at the bar, chat with the bartenders and watch some girls…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Dancers are all attractive. Some more...

Dancers are all attractive. Some more so than others, but plenty of types to suit your taste. I was in on a Tuesday night and it was pretty slow, but there were still probably 15…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped by on Monday afternoon to...

Stopped by on Monday afternoon to check this place out since I haven't been here in a while. Not too much has changed. There was only 2 other guys in there besides me and about…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

I was stunned to see the...

I was stunned to see the change at Harley's this past Friday. They actually have a stage and a better variety of dancers. Matter of fact they easily had the most dancers I've…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

P10 is somewhat difficult to find...

P10 is somewhat difficult to find so ensure you know exactly how to get there. Interior is nice, with plenty of seating, but there are only a few bar seats. One main stage and three…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

I was at Temptations on Wednesday...

I was at Temptations on Wednesday evening, around 4:30pm. Be advised, this was my first visit. Needless to say, when I had arrived, the beer guy was restocking the bar... At the time, there was only three…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

By coincidence, I met the owner...

By coincidence, I met the owner onmy way he. He was charming, gracious, comped me into the place and sent a charming lady -- Melissa -- over to chat. Drinks (no alcohol, as this is…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

I've been a long time member...

I've been a long time member of this club and have a lifetime VIP membership so I've been coming for years, but a couple of Sundays ago, I visited for the first time during a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Been away for awhile, but ran...

Been away for awhile, but ran by with friends. We sampled an assortment of dancers, but for the most part, Asian dancers were the choice of the group. There were two who made an…

Dancers Mens Club & Sports Bar

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Myself and my man went their...

Myself and my man went their for a night out. I drank, enjoyed watching the ladies. Some of them were sexy,cute and some okay as any strip club thats expected. I paid $30 for my…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Heading out here Saturday close to...

Heading out here Saturday close to midnight. It was packed! The majority of the club patrons fall under 3 categories: really old people (we're talking full on geriatrics, not the "refined connoiseurs" of a place…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

What can i really say about...

What can i really say about this club that hasnt already been said, But here we go....Went in on Saturday night, roughly about 8pm, pretty empty, except for the early birders which might i say…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I came on a monday night...

I came on a monday night with a couple of my friends to synn the parking was very accesible and close and in a good are the fee was the usual 15 dollars with a…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Have not been to this club...

Have not been to this club in many years, but remember an increadibly hot time in the Green Door room. Many years ago when I went a hot petite girl gave a full show…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

Came here with two of my...

Came here with two of my buddies on a Saturday night. Parking was crowded, but there were places in the back of other businesses to park your car. One of my buddies had free VIP…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

It works like this: you check...

It works like this: you check in at the front desk, you pick a girl or two girls, you get a room. The rooms are small, the walls are painted black, there's a black couch…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

When I went, it was free...

When I went, it was free entry with a drink purchase of 6 dollars. When I entered, my first impression was that the club is very small. There is only one semi-circle stage and seats…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Wife was on the rag and...

Wife was on the rag and I get no privacy at the house so I decided to head down to Carnival to release some tension. Saw Sapphire there, Cute petite brunette. went to the…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

i have to say i went...

i have to say i went to alpine with high hopes and was disappoinred. first in terms of location, this is not the best part of town but not the worst either. its close to…

Tantric Blue Gentlemans Club

Colnbrook, England

If only I lived nearer, I...

If only I lived nearer, I would make this a regular spot. There's a nice mix of girls from all over, something for everyone. Personally, I am a fan of the mixed race girl, can't…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Every now and then I like...

Every now and then I like to come here to just plain 'ol relax and soak in these girls! There were about 6 girls working, all of them very attractive! I…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

It has been a few months...

It has been a few months since I was in the area, but as always a visit to Buck's is in order. This is one of the most consistent clubs I have ever been…

Lookers Gentleman's Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

went to lookers as part of...

went to lookers as part of our annual ice fishing weekend. visited two nights but this review is for Friday night. arrived early, maybe 8:00 PM. only 3 dancers at first but…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Nicest club in town IMO, tons...

Nicest club in town IMO, tons of mostly hot ladies to choose from, but that comes at a cost. Most of the lap dances I got had nice contact, but it's largely a keep…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Figured I'd stop in after work...

Figured I'd stop in after work for a few beers and see what the talent is like. Never been there during the day. About 3 girls working. All 3 girls were up on a large…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Haven't been to any other Detroit-metro...

Haven't been to any other Detroit-metro clubs yet...mostly because I've found no need to explore further after visiting the penthouse. As you've read from others, the mandatory parking is a negative from a monetary standpoint…

The Palm

North Valley, New Mexico

I went in on a Saturday...

I went in on a Saturday night, it was about 9:00 which is guess is a little early for this place. The cover was $15, and there was nobody dancing. The woman at the…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Slid into Harley Riders around 2am...

Slid into Harley Riders around 2am on Friday expecting the same ol same. When I walked in I was pleasantly suprised, they had a stage put in plus about 5 new girls. It seems they…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I went to the Landing strip...

I went to the Landing strip for lunch before I caught a plane at Metro. Although the doors open at 11:30, the dancers do not start until 12 Noon. So beware if you…

La Casa Gentlemen's Club

Quito, Ecuador

This club was so-so by my...

This club was so-so by my standards. I was impressed by how far your money goes in this place, but I largely chalk it up to being in the middle of nowhere in Northern…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I have been to Stars Beaverton...

I have been to Stars Beaverton a few times and overall, the women are pretty good looking. Some months back a buddy and I went on a Saturday night and the place was PACKED…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I had never been to Mario's...

I had never been to Mario's before. Friendly atmosphere. Lots of very attractive dancers. The room at the back for lap dances is $30 per dance. The girls give very attentive…

The Den

Magna, Utah

If you like sleazy girls and...

If you like sleazy girls and dirty glassware, this is your place. Money goes a long way because you can just blend in with the crowd and not tip like everyone else. If you throw…

Pinky's Cabaret

Salt Lake City, Utah

After reading some of the other...

After reading some of the other reviews, I was a little hesitant to go in there. The outside looks like one of the biggest dives I've seen. The tiny parking lot is littered with pot…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This club is the bomb on...

This club is the bomb on the east coast of Florida. As good as Mons is this place is alot more fun. Depending on what time you get there, the dancers vary from…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

So I went on a Friday...

So I went on a Friday to check out the day and evening talent at Scores--Baltimore. The buffett started at 4 pm and there was no cover charge. Great chicken wings and veggie tray. Drinks…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Ok so went here on a...

Ok so went here on a Saturday night Im from new orleans therefore been here a few times if u like mostly big booty black girls that REALLY earn what u dish out then go…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Sundays are nice at the Red...

Sundays are nice at the Red Parrot. Hung out at the bar first to see who was there and take in the show. Drink prices are reasonable for a strip club and you always get…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The Landing Strip is close to...

The Landing Strip is close to Detroit Metro Airport in the suburb of Romulus. The club is in a safe area and is right next to the Romulus police station. If you don't…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

I thought my first review of...

I thought my first review of this club would be my last but I had a bit of time and a free pass so went back on a Monday evening. No parking fee. It still…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

This was my 1'st time to...

This was my 1'st time to C-Mowes. I wasn't sure what to expect. The club was not real clean. There was a very laid back atmosphere. A friend and i ordered…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Went u. What can i say,this...

Went u. What can i say,this club has been here for ever.It,s an old standby.Place seems to never change.Always has the young girls working.One of the better clubs to stop at in a saturday afternoon.Don't…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

This place gets way too crowded...

This place gets way too crowded on the weekends. You have to maneuver yourself through men getting lapdances all over the place. Fuego can get pricey, starting from the entrance fee. Private…

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Headache from DATY?

Anyone (else) ever gotten bad headaches after doing DATY? I'm thinking maybe it's from ingesting lube with spermicide.

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Just got my ass handed to me by a stripper.

She knew what she was doing when she cracked me in the nose,could'nt see what I was trying to stop.She took full advantage of this and proceeded to scratch everything south of my eyes.Cocked my right arm back to Cleveland…

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Stalked by Stripper Boy Friend

A stripper had given me her number at a club talking about meeting up. I started calling the number and the gal said she could not talk bc her boyfriend was around. A couple of weeks later got…

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Strippers vs Sugar Dating Gals vs Zoosk Gals

While I have hit on all three types I have the following obversations: Strippers - Usually want 200-300 for otc / itc FS (here in Houston). They can be talked down to 100-150 especially if your a regular or lots…

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Stripper getting fucked by a dog - Movie

A stripper at my club told me a guy offered her $500 to get fucked by a big dog for a movie he was going to make for his web store. I asked her if she was going to…

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tuscl.com on http://www.archive.org/

Anyone use http://www.archive.org/ to look at the older versions of TUSCL? I found it to be useful at looking back on the top 40 lists to see what clubs were popular and surprised to see some Ohio clubs back in…

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yahoo pussy drankie stankie

I love doing this.....this is were I poor a gallon of yahoo on my fav stripper stankie pussy then I drank that Shit off that pussy like a big ol.dawg !

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Yes. Cops do patronize strip clubs.

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Three Cleveland police officers, one of whom was involved in the November pursuit and deadly shooting of two suspects in East Cleveland, were patronizing a local strip club early Friday morning when police received reports of gunfire…

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Guilty feelings

I'm feeling a little guilty today... I went to the club for a long lunch last week and met up with my fav and had a terrific time chatting about life, cuddling, sharing some time and all, but I wanted a…

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Why no regular hospitality?

Now although I'm slowing getting more and more familiar with the strip club scene, I feel I'm still missing out on some perks you regulars and OG clubbers are getting. And I'm not talking sexual favors either. Let's focus on…

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CNBC Women as Strippers?

Which CNBC babes would you like to see on the brass pole or bouncing up and down on for a LD? My top three = Amanda Drury (of course!), Courtney Regan, and Emily Chan.

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vending machines in the clubs

My local clubs will vend some chips....I normally will pop a few out and greez my franklins...how bout you lazy horny old fagot ass pls ?

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prison time

How many tusclers has or will be locked the fuck up ? It happens to me from time to time but its the risk I take to be Da juice...my biz pays

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grape drank

I love grape drank and the drank love Da juice ! I often bring it in at bring your own beer clubs....I get a 24 pack and drink myself silly.......how about you mothafuckas ?

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perception

Weather you believe the gospal of juice or your a infadel.....point is perception........its kool that the holy gods has given unto me a fat cock, large sums of cash and ass.......thee skillz to mispeal words like a lyracal ipic genius.......I'm…

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Issue an ABP for Joey & Dalex

Two teens break into a San Diego Hooters and steal Jukebox -- thought it was an ATM http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/02/idiot-san-diego-robbers-mistake-jukebox-for-atm

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Step up the KA-ray-ZEE game DJscud-dude

Alas, our bud Juiceman (pbuh) is posting less and less. But it is hard to find somebody to step up and help fill the void in our lives. Juice brings so much to us...bizarre non sequiturs, stories 'bout KFC &…

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a Stalker?

An encounter at a Jacksonville strip club early Saturday led to a woman's sport-utility vehicle being rammed as she was driving and then a man beating on her SUV some more. The 25-year-old victim told officers who responded to a…

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strip club music-not what you hear but what you don't hear

I'd love it if the clubs I frequent alot granted some are mixed females of all races or ones with more latinas and blacks present (either or both) played more rock and heavy metal music(classic,80's,90's) then just once in…

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I remember watching jerry springer two strippers fighting over patron so I thou

I know I'm going to get flack for this one but I was wondering what strip club regulars would think. I know some might beg to differ that until this doesn't happen they can't answer but I'm curious as…

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Dancer Drinks ?

I had read on the discussion board about overpriced dancer drinks but only recall having experienced it once at a hole in the wall SC that I rarely visit – so I thought it was something rare. Actually, at…

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What do you do when a strip club seems to have a bunch of dancers you aren't int

Watch tv while glancing at the stage? Look around to make sure there are better looking dancers who have not gone up on stage? leave for a different club? Or don't bother returning for a…

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Spearmint Rhino Detroit Rumor

I posted about this before and was searching online for an evidence to corroborate my claim. Local news reporting the same rumors. http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/02/20/is-spearmint-rhino-teasing-new-location-in-detroit/

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I love reading the discussions on here before I go to work

I really, genuinely do. It's a bit like watching "Cheers", but one that's been updated for the audiences of 2013. Thank you for this frank, unapologetic insight into the minds of strip club customers. It's actually had a positive impact…

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The 15 stupidest strip club crimes (Slide show).

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/02/the-15-stupidest-strip-club-crimes/#./sit-on-it-dont-crush-it?&_suid=136173327963204581408636895278

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Ads

Does it seem like we are seeing more and more come here just to peddle there crap (likely), or is it just me?

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What I have learned from Facebook

Since it's a Sunday morning, I thought I would post this. I have several dancers as friends on Facebook and one thing I've noticed are the numerous posts and "Likes" about Church and God. Mostly, but not always, from black…

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clubs and big pay

Ever get to know the local guys that patron the clubs....I have and it just landed me a nice $80,000 a year job........hell it pays to club lol ! You boys ever experiance shit like this or other simler ideas and…

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Nomination for "Father of the year".

VAN NUYS, Calif. — A father is facing child endangerment charges after he allegedly left his 2-year-old daughter in a truck while he went inside a strip club and got drunk. 911 dispatchers got a call just after midnight that…

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If

If you once dated and/or screwed a PLAYBOY BUNNY do you consider yourself lucky/blessed or spoiled? Having said that repeat the question if you have yet to meet/come across another playboy bunny type female(s) in the clubs you go to and…

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what does she want-a vanity thing

I thought this topic of discussion wouldn't do harm to post and see opinions of others. I know I've posted threads that lets say had gotten mixed reactions but here goes anyways. And I never before 2001 thought something like…

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OTC Proposal

I've heard a shit ton of ya'll talking about how you get OTC, but always wondered exactly how you propose the girl. Do you just ask point blank, "hey, I really want to fuck you, will you meet me…

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Find a real fuck buddy!!!!

If I could show you how you can have a real fuck buddy in your bed tonight, along with many many more friends with benefits that would last a life time would that help you at all? Most men who want…

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Don't underestimate the day shift

For years I didn't usually go into clubs during the day. Probably because i was working until 5pm. The last two years i've switched my work day to 430am-1100. And I go in a lot more during the day then…

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Trends in Dancer Appearance

Last week, while waiting for my ATF, I watched the dancers on stage and noticed a couple of things. This was a nude club. Three dancers in row displayed a decent patch of publc hair. While not full 70's bush,…

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How can I make a stripper scream and moan?

Q How can i make a stripper scream and moan? A Don't pay her.

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Clubs with the most reviews?

Baby dolls in Dallas has over 1,000 reviews. Christie's in canton has less than 100. Does review count threshold matter to you?

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Money Well Spent

My ATF asked to see me an extra day this week because she had expenses. Today she posted on Facebook that she got a new piercing. I'm glad the money was well spent.

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the whole boyfriend thing...

from what I've gathered, most of you guys don't give a shit if a girl has a boyfriend/husband. But to me that's the ultimate ender, if a girl mentions her boyfriend, that would be end of my interaction with her, in…

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USA USA!!!

http://video.xnxx.com/video819176/nice_sport_unbelievable_01

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Interesting legal developement.

CHICAGO (FOX 32 News & Better Government Assoc.) - The case of the nuns versus the strippers just took a bizarre new turn. It's been one year since FOX 32 News first broke the story about that giant strip club…

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MT. VERNON, TEXAS.. WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Joke I got in email... MT. VERNON, TEXAS.. WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE! > > Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church across the street…

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Giving too much money or is this some sort of a joke-lol

Happened to Me 19 years ago but anyways I thought it be funny. VERY attractivce female (Dyme piece,perfect 10 etc...or just plain attractive or bootiful) approaches you. You have tipped her dollar tips in the past 2 -3 visits or so.…

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dating females from the same strip club where your x or an x worked

Females in a given strip club give signs/hints or tell you they find you attractive hot datable or dooable any or. You can surmise which ones to date/f etc... because you are single. But your X works there or…

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NSFW

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4806127/Naked-cooking-blog-sparks-starkers-kitchen-craze.html

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Alucard is fucking dedicated.

I just realized that once you ignore someone, they can't message you, but you also can't see their posts. About once a week Alutard sends me a message about something I posted, but of course since I'm on his ignore list…

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I need a females perspective please tlc vs being ignored(Story Of...)

This thread is not a Rant or Rave but I need opinions. This has happened in the past early millenium(PLENTY)(glad friends were with Me sometimes to help stop this-will explein later) and has recently started to happen again two diffrent gentlemen's…

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Man makes up robbery story after spending tax refund on strippers

This is way better than telling your wife you spent your tax refund on strippers. http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=863673#.USdxIlo__ud

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"When will your friend run out of money" they asked me.

When I got back into strip clubbing in 2004 it was at Ricks Cabaret South (Houston). I shortly got a VIP there and was mainly simply into drinks and dances. A friend, B, had moved out and divorced…

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Overheard in the Strip Club

Dancer 1: "The bartender is cute." Dancer 2: "Yeah. Tiffany's fucking him but he's lousy in the sack. She's only banging him because he's good-looking and she gets free drinks." Dancer 1: "The good-looking guys are always…

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Stripperella coming to the big screen

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/video-stan-lee-stripperella-214908

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where should i go 2nite

Going to see some taters in atl got three spots in mind pin ups(were I have never been) follies or club blaze in conly what should I do?

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Miami-Dade Prosecutor Loses Job for Flashing Badge at Goldrush Strip Club

Miami prosecutor acts like a strip club douche. http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/02/miami-dade_prosecutor_loses_jo.php

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Why you people buy a second phone???

Hi there, I've read plenty of posts on here where people keep talking about buying a pay-as-u-go phone and having a second phone. Have any of you heard of Google Voice? It's free, you can get a number, set it up…

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woman who was fatally run over by a monster truck in a strip club

This is the lead sentence of the story: "A Dallas jury has awarded the family of a woman who was fatally run over by a monster truck in a strip club $10.5 million." You can imagine my disappointment when…

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King of Diamonds, Inver Grove Heights, MN: Really the best strip club in USA, or

Let me just start by saying my very first home, before my parents bought their house, was in Inver Grove. They moved to Cottage Grove, across the Mississippi River from Inver Grove, shortly after I was born. I…

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Sneaky stuff this is

Well, guys and gals, 35 years ago I did not believe that I'd make it this far. I partied big time back then. Today, I have reached 60 years in this body and it's been a good ride. I'm…

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Dumpster Diving

Let me preface my post by saying I have a 'minimum standard' screening policy before spending money on a dancer: 1. If the dancer's introduction is 'wanna dance?' politely say 'no, thanks'. 2. She has to be aesthetically pleasing…

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Miley Cyrus vs Lindsay Lohan

Who would you prefer to bang -- one night stand -- Miley Cyrus or Lindsay Lohan? Discuss. What does this have to do with strip clubs? Everything, my friends, everything. The answer to this simple question, posed by…

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The Romp: Jake's Booty Call

The Romp was an awful flash based site with chose your own adventure-like shows from 13 years ago. It was innovative for the days before YouTube or even newgrounds and the main show Jake's Booty Call managed to stick around…

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Funny Quote from the Pink Site

Actually, the blue part of the pink site ;) He returned ferociously rubbing his eyes after some of the body glitter off the strippers tits had gotten the better of him during a motorboat session.

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Lost articles of clothing

I was at a Toledo club last night, was about to leave and discovered I was missing my belt. I had to track down the stripper who had removed it to get it back. She was on stage so she…

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ATF asks me to bring condoms for her friend.

While this happened awhile back I think its an interesting story. As many of you know I am VIP at a Houston extras club. I have done a number of them there and will be publishing a series of articles…

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Best Strip Club Visit

What has been your best strip club visit so far? My best visit is made up of 2 visits with the same girl. 1st Visit: So I'm chilling at a local strip club drinking my beer and all of a sudden…

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Passive vs Agressive

My strategy in strip clubs is to let the dancers approach me. Main reason is that it puts you at an advantage. Anyone think that being the aggressor (i e chasing the one you want)is a better way to go? Someting…