Miley Cyrus vs Lindsay Lohan
NMcBrain
Ohio
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 10:24 PM
Who would you prefer to bang -- one night stand -- Miley Cyrus or Lindsay Lohan? Discuss.
What does this have to do with strip clubs? Everything, my friends, everything. The answer to this simple question, posed by high school kids to their buddies everywhere, is a window into your fractured strip club soul.
You see, I surmise that the guys who prefer Miley Cyrus are the ones who like the young spinners. They are the guys in clubs who are looking for the really thin, youngish girls that make up probably 20-40% of the dancer population (depending on the club, higher percentage at night). I suspect that they are people who have to don't listen to, and put up with less of, stripper drama/shit. They are a little bit colder with dancers and though they may do ITC/OTC, it is much more commercial.
The guys who prefer Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, like the 25 year old stripper that is a little more worldly, a little more experienced, and with a more curvy (but not fat) body. They are much more open to dealing with SS (I don't necessarily mean giving a girl $400 to get her car out of the city impound, but at least talking about it, and the ones who do give the $400 are, to a man, Lindsay lohan guys), and have to listen to a lot more of it. They are more likely to have ATFs that are more like a relationship, etc. I suspect that they are more likely to be older themselves.
How do I know all this about you? Because I am SMART, and I KNOW what you are THINKING. (and bonus points to anyone who can name that (somewhat old) pop culture reference)
Although I think that most people would agree that both girls are attractive (yeah beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but let's be serious not a single one of you would kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers) my prognostication is that probably 80% of you would go with Lindsay.
So what do you think.
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