Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok...

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FatherChristmas
Feb 27, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the food but I've eaten here 5 05 6 times when I was famished and the food was awful each time.

Some attractive girls. Too many old women. Too much hustling by the dancers.

Waitresses very nice. Female bartenders have bad reputation for overcharging.

Worst thing about this place are the multiple levels of war that are going on among the staff. There are numerous cliques of dancers who verbally attack members of other cliques to customers, advising them not to tip members of the other cliques. The disparagement spills over into online. In addition, many of the girls AND customers (!) are at war with the owner. Customers come in to have fun and relax. They don't wnat to hear the latest gossip about how the owner is cheating, which dancers got locked up for drugs, how poorly the club is doing financially, etc.

Summary: don't go if you don't have other options--and there are few other clubs in the NOVA/DC area.

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