Alas, our bud Juiceman (pbuh) is posting less and less. But it is hard to find somebody to step up and help fill the void in our lives. Juice brings so much to us...bizarre non sequiturs, stories 'bout KFC & Taco Bell, visions of a better world, beautiful poetry... C'mon Juice -- help mentor DJscud!! He could help.
Djdude...you have to find your own voice, but try to ask yourself "WWJD?" The answer usually involves eating KFC and face fucking strippers. At the same time. Maybe firing off some bottle rockets with your free hand (our prophet Juice [pbuh] cn pull dat shizzle off 'cos he got game).
Here is my advice...keep asking yourself that simple question ("WWJD?") and go on a vision quest. Maybe a go to sweatlodge. Don't sleep. Don't eat. Purify thyself my brother. Do spend time jerkin' it to old '70s issues of playboy. The ones with the college girl pictorials. I guarantee that you WILL HAVE A VISION! Share that vision with us.
And Juice...we love that you gots a new job. Well, e'rybody but Drac-dude apparently. But come back and share your wisdom periodically. Recently, I was facefucking a hooker and I had a cucumber in the 'fridge. Would you believe that it took me almost half an hour to remember "cucumbers go in hookers' asses". But then it came to me -- 'tis written in the book of our prophet Juiceman (pbuh) that the best place for cucumber storage is the ass of a hooker or stripper. How could I forget.
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last commentThe chances of DJdude sinking to the level of the JUICE man is about the same odds as you marrying a stripper and living happily ever after.
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Actually, homoantonio, if you knew anything you would realize that happens quite often. Many make it through their stripper phase and go on to become normal people.
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Preach it brother zip lol
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Dougster, more of your Homophobia? Is everyone else a Homosexual in your diseased brain?
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Lol.....^^^^
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Why, Alucard? So you can have them "terminated"?
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TxTittyfag-dude... Don't be a hater my man, not good for the soul! You should purify thyself...cut out the red meat, have a time in the sweatlodge, maybe drink some psilocybin 'shroom tea. Try jerkin' it to some good ol' '70s gay porn. I'm open minded -- if dudes float your boat you should follow your bliss. But FOLLOW YOUR BLISS dude...relax and let the gospel o' the Juice (pbuh) come into your life!
Peace out!
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This forum has enough bullshitters. Please don't wish more to come here just to entertain the former Bevis & Butthead lovers that have found a place to admire what they think is their own wittiness.
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C'mon hut-dude. Beavis and Butt-Head is fine cinema. 'Twas from the great Cornholio that I learned the joy of saying "Titicaca". I even named my firstborn "Bungholio". He needs TP for his bunghole you know.
10 years from now they will be running loops of Beavis and Butt-Head at MOMA. 20 years from now MOMA will have a special Juice wing. "Étude de stank pussy". Don't hold the arts back my friend. The arts are what make men civilized.
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