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Step up the KA-ray-ZEE game DJscud-dude

zipman68

the speed force!

Alas, our bud Juiceman (pbuh) is posting less and less. But it is hard to find somebody to step up and help fill the void in our lives. Juice brings so much to us...bizarre non sequiturs, stories 'bout KFC & Taco Bell, visions of a better world, beautiful poetry... C'mon Juice -- help mentor DJscud!! He could help.

Djdude...you have to find your own voice, but try to ask yourself "WWJD?" The answer usually involves eating KFC and face fucking strippers. At the same time. Maybe firing off some bottle rockets with your free hand (our prophet Juice [pbuh] cn pull dat shizzle off 'cos he got game).

Here is my advice...keep asking yourself that simple question ("WWJD?") and go on a vision quest. Maybe a go to sweatlodge. Don't sleep. Don't eat. Purify thyself my brother. Do spend time jerkin' it to old '70s issues of playboy. The ones with the college girl pictorials. I guarantee that you WILL HAVE A VISION! Share that vision with us.

And Juice...we love that you gots a new job. Well, e'rybody but Drac-dude apparently. But come back and share your wisdom periodically. Recently, I was facefucking a hooker and I had a cucumber in the 'fridge. Would you believe that it took me almost half an hour to remember "cucumbers go in hookers' asses". But then it came to me -- 'tis written in the book of our prophet Juiceman (pbuh) that the best place for cucumber storage is the ass of a hooker or stripper. How could I forget.