I love reading the discussions on here before I go to work

I really, genuinely do. It's a bit like watching "Cheers", but one that's been updated for the audiences of 2013. Thank you for this frank, unapologetic insight into the minds of strip club customers. It's actually had a positive impact on my income, no BBBJs, DFK, CIM, DATY, FS ITC or OTC etc. necessary!

Also, I think some of you are completely out of your gourds. The rest of you are a-ok in my book!

PS. I've always wondered, when reading this to yourself do you say it as "Bare Back Blow Job" or "Bee-Bee-Bee-Jay"?

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  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    How has it had a positive impact on your income if you don’t do “BBBJs, DFK, CIM, DATY, FS ITC or OTC etc”

    That is often how many girls make the big $$$.

    Did you mean “positive impact on income” b/c we have shed light into the hardcore SC customer?
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    Often, but not always. In my experience it's easier to sell a fantasy than it is to sell a product. I did mean positive impact because it shed light into the hardcore SC customer. It's also easier to sell a fantasy when you have insight into the market (their likes and dislikes, what turns them on, etc). I've been stealing lines and jokes I've read on here to get guys into VIP.

    Truth be told I had no idea that girls even did that kind of stuff ITC before I came here.
  • deogol
    12 years ago
    "PS. I've always wondered, when reading this to yourself do you say it as "Bare Back Blow Job" or "Bee-Bee-Bee-Jay"?"

    I read it as "How do I get AIDS."
  • deogol
    12 years ago
    I also read OTC as "How do I get robbed?"
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @deogol sometimes I wonder if people know that condoms can't always prevent genital herpes.
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    "Truth be told I had no idea that girls even did that kind of stuff ITC before I came here"

    Lady for a dancer that is an extremely naive comment, assuming you ARE a dancer at all.
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @alucard It might just be a regional thing, or I just work in the perfect storm of circumstances that make extras rare where I work. Girls that are caught doing them are fired/shunned accordingly so obviously it's a fairly secretive thing.

    Probably naive, I've been dancing for 2 years. No credentials to prove it, alas. My knees are kind of shitty looking.
  • GoVikings
    12 years ago
    "Also, I think some of you are completely out of your gourds"

    What do you mean by this? Elaborate.
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    "What do you mean by this? Elaborate"

    My thoughts exactly. Lol
  • gawker
    12 years ago
    If your knees are kind of shitty looking maybe you need to spend more time on them.
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    Mostly that Juicebox guy. I don't know if any of you are familiar with Jhonen Vasquez comics but I always picture him as Happy Noodle Boy. Google him and see of you disagree.
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @gawker like the more discerning of you, I only do it with 8s and above ;)
  • GoVikings
    12 years ago
    @ duomaxwell- Oh, well that's perfectly understandable. Most of the time I don't even think juice believes what he posts.
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @govikings it's kind of cool in a weird way
  • lopaw
    12 years ago
    Well, duomaxwell - what we lack in class, we more than make up for in insanity and belligerence.
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    Juice will definitely go down as one of the board's ultimate trolls of all time!
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @lopaw that's why I like this little corner of the Internet. It's like 4chan but less insidious
  • staxwell
    12 years ago
    Show one of your bewbs.
  • farmerart
    12 years ago
    What is 4chan?

    What does it say about me that I know about Chaldeans but am completely clueless about 4chan?

    I also know nothing about Jhonen Vasquez comics or Happy Noodle Boy. Do I really want to?
  • mmdv26
    12 years ago
    bee, bee, bee, jay sounds gay.
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    4chan - believe they are associated with encyclopedia dramatica. Practice and study the art of trolling and lulz.
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    Yea – we consider it “professional courtesy” for dancers whom post on here to show/upload sexy pics of themselves (you can exclude the face from the pics if you’d like).
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    "It might just be a regional thing, or I just work in the perfect storm of circumstances that make extras rare where I work. Girls that are caught doing them are fired/shunned accordingly so obviously it's a fairly secretive thing"

    I still find this comment to be naive. I find it a bit difficult to believe any dancer, NO matter where they work, is unaware that extras are performed by dancers somewhere in a club in this country. Especially at this point in time. Maybe 10, 15 or 20 yrs ago the practice was a lot more secretive, BUT not NOW.

    I guess your dancing education continues, this place will certainly open your eyes!!! LOL
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    I will if y'all will
  • rogertex
    12 years ago
    duomaxwell is a DUDE.
    ... just havin some fun

    This ID will fade in sand ... in 'bout a month.

    Roger
  • Doc_Holliday
    12 years ago
    In Dallas Escorts make $250 an hour. $350 if they do anal. Strippers who follow the rules can make $500 an hour and above. The harder you work the customer the more you can make off them.
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @rogertex I've been lurking here for a year. I'm not a dude, you can tell 'cause I don't feel the name to mark my territory be leaving a signature.

    @doc_holliday it's all regional
  • Doc_Holliday
    12 years ago
    Sure. But it's logical to know you can get more from a man by stringing him along, than you would immediately giving him the carrot. Most 'extras' strippers and cut rate hookers earn what they do from laziness and need for a few quick bucks. If they were patient and observed their customers a little more, they'd make more money off them by making them run for a carrot to far to reach.
  • pabloantonio
    12 years ago
    Duo, you are full of shit. Your analysis is way off target if you are using this discussion board to "increase your income".

    The vets here eat dancers like a $5 lunch, considering if you are even a dancer.

  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @doc_holliday it's true, no one ever got anything other than dick by giving up the cookie. I try to be nice and not promise anyone anything that they aren't going to get immediately, though.
  • GoVikings
    12 years ago
    @duomaxwell- hope you stick around. Dancer perspective only makes the discussion board better and we have very few dancers who post here, so your input is appreciated. :)
  • Doc_Holliday
    12 years ago
    Also post random pics of boobies and claim their yours.
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    @panloantonio yeah, a $5 lunch they pay $150 for DATY ... I lurk beeeehtz
  • zipman68
    12 years ago
    ^^^
    No no no Doc_dude... Don't be encouraging the postin' o' random boobie pics.

    duomaxbabe, to be polite to all us pervs on TUSCL just post a groovey self shot sans clothing. But holding a sign saying something cool like "duomaxwell loves them TUSCL pervos --- DATE". If you want to use some crazy spelling or orthography that would be cool as well, but the big thing is BOOBS & NAME!!!

    Otherwise, we think you're just a dude trolling the sad pervos who pay big money for BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP. BTW, how much do you charge for BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP ITC?
  • pabloantonio
    12 years ago
    Duo, nobody here is going pay you $150 for DATY.

    We deal with bullshit ripoff bitches all the time and they seldom get money from us. We control the game in the club, not you.

    I doubt you are even a dancer.
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    Pablo, you can't buy what isn't for sale, DUHHHH.
  • Nameee
    11 years ago
    Ha. Ha. Lordy.
  • Lionshare
    11 years ago
    Guy or not a guy Duo has good useful comments. Which makes her or him a better member of this board than half of us alredy. So stay, and continue to reap the benefits of our perverted warped brains.
  • goodsouthernboy
    11 years ago
    I wonder if Pablo has changed his mind on duo yet? I know I've been convinced...
  • farmerart
    11 years ago
    duo likes the Mini Cooper - a cute, girly car.
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    Since HomoAntonio prefers guys to girls it was probably just wishful thinking on his part. Hoping to put some of his hot, gay, Latino stud moves on what he thought was a guy posing as a girl.
  • GoVikings
    11 years ago
    Duo works in the area that I live in and I've met her....she's legit guys
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Any stripper that constantly says she doesn't does.Just live with it.You know that's your only lot in life.Crank those old men.Your daddy is proud of you.
  • goodsouthernboy
    11 years ago
    Dammit, I couldn't get to that link
  • minnow
    11 years ago
    Duo- Link n/g. Could you provide us with the title of the video to type in the you tube search blank?
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    I keep forgetting that they never work with the 'share' link on my phone.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSd2d5rw…

    Because that's what @tumblingdice is using.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    God Duo turns me on!!!
  • Clackport
    11 years ago
    I forgot to bump this when I was bumping the classic threads on Labor Day. This was Duo's first discussion thread. There were a few people that didn't believe she was for real.
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    Until you ACTUALLY see the person LIVE, you just don't know.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    At least on TUSCLer that posts on the board regularly has met her (Duo) at the club.
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    I've met two TUSCLers!
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