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I love reading the discussions on here before I go to work

Feb 24, 2013, 1:33 PM
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duomaxwell

I really, genuinely do. It's a bit like watching "Cheers", but one that's been updated for the audiences of 2013. Thank you for this frank, unapologetic insight into the minds of strip club customers. It's actually had a positive impact on my income, no BBBJs, DFK, CIM, DATY, FS ITC or OTC etc. necessary!

Also, I think some of you are completely out of your gourds. The rest of you are a-ok in my book!

PS. I've always wondered, when reading this to yourself do you say it as "Bare Back Blow Job" or "Bee-Bee-Bee-Jay"?

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Papi_Chulo

How has it had a positive impact on your income if you don’t do “BBBJs, DFK, CIM, DATY, FS ITC or OTC etc”

That is often how many girls make the big $$$.

Did you mean “positive impact on income” b/c we have shed light into the hardcore SC customer?

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duomaxwell

Often, but not always. In my experience it's easier to sell a fantasy than it is to sell a product. I did mean positive impact because it shed light into the hardcore SC customer. It's also easier to sell a fantasy when you have insight into the market (their likes and dislikes, what turns them on, etc). I've been stealing lines and jokes I've read on here to get guys into VIP.

Truth be told I had no idea that girls even did that kind of stuff ITC before I came here.

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deogol

"PS. I've always wondered, when reading this to yourself do you say it as "Bare Back Blow Job" or "Bee-Bee-Bee-Jay"?"

I read it as "How do I get AIDS."

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deogol

I also read OTC as "How do I get robbed?"

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duomaxwell

@deogol sometimes I wonder if people know that condoms can't always prevent genital herpes.

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Alucard

"Truth be told I had no idea that girls even did that kind of stuff ITC before I came here"

Lady for a dancer that is an extremely naive comment, assuming you ARE a dancer at all.

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duomaxwell

@alucard It might just be a regional thing, or I just work in the perfect storm of circumstances that make extras rare where I work. Girls that are caught doing them are fired/shunned accordingly so obviously it's a fairly secretive thing.

Probably naive, I've been dancing for 2 years. No credentials to prove it, alas. My knees are kind of shitty looking.

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GoVikings

"Also, I think some of you are completely out of your gourds"

What do you mean by this? Elaborate.

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motorhead

"What do you mean by this? Elaborate"

My thoughts exactly. Lol

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gawker

If your knees are kind of shitty looking maybe you need to spend more time on them.

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duomaxwell

Mostly that Juicebox guy. I don't know if any of you are familiar with Jhonen Vasquez comics but I always picture him as Happy Noodle Boy. Google him and see of you disagree.

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duomaxwell

@gawker like the more discerning of you, I only do it with 8s and above ;)

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GoVikings

@ duomaxwell- Oh, well that's perfectly understandable. Most of the time I don't even think juice believes what he posts.

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duomaxwell

@govikings it's kind of cool in a weird way

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lopaw

Well, duomaxwell - what we lack in class, we more than make up for in insanity and belligerence.

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Dougster

Juice will definitely go down as one of the board's ultimate trolls of all time!

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duomaxwell

@lopaw that's why I like this little corner of the Internet. It's like 4chan but less insidious

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staxwell

Show one of your bewbs.

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farmerart

What is 4chan?

What does it say about me that I know about Chaldeans but am completely clueless about 4chan?

I also know nothing about Jhonen Vasquez comics or Happy Noodle Boy. Do I really want to?

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mmdv26

bee, bee, bee, jay sounds gay.

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Dougster

4chan - believe they are associated with encyclopedia dramatica. Practice and study the art of trolling and lulz.

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Papi_Chulo

Yea – we consider it “professional courtesy” for dancers whom post on here to show/upload sexy pics of themselves (you can exclude the face from the pics if you’d like).

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Alucard

"It might just be a regional thing, or I just work in the perfect storm of circumstances that make extras rare where I work. Girls that are caught doing them are fired/shunned accordingly so obviously it's a fairly secretive thing"

I still find this comment to be naive. I find it a bit difficult to believe any dancer, NO matter where they work, is unaware that extras are performed by dancers somewhere in a club in this country. Especially at this point in time. Maybe 10, 15 or 20 yrs ago the practice was a lot more secretive, BUT not NOW.

I guess your dancing education continues, this place will certainly open your eyes!!! LOL

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duomaxwell

I will if y'all will

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rogertex

duomaxwell is a DUDE. ... just havin some fun

This ID will fade in sand ... in 'bout a month.

Roger

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Doc_Holliday

In Dallas Escorts make $250 an hour. $350 if they do anal. Strippers who follow the rules can make $500 an hour and above. The harder you work the customer the more you can make off them.

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duomaxwell

@rogertex I've been lurking here for a year. I'm not a dude, you can tell 'cause I don't feel the name to mark my territory be leaving a signature.

@doc_holliday it's all regional

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Doc_Holliday

Sure. But it's logical to know you can get more from a man by stringing him along, than you would immediately giving him the carrot. Most 'extras' strippers and cut rate hookers earn what they do from laziness and need for a few quick bucks. If they were patient and observed their customers a little more, they'd make more money off them by making them run for a carrot to far to reach.

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Pablo Antonio

Duo, you are full of shit. Your analysis is way off target if you are using this discussion board to "increase your income".

The vets here eat dancers like a $5 lunch, considering if you are even a dancer.

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duomaxwell

@doc_holliday it's true, no one ever got anything other than dick by giving up the cookie. I try to be nice and not promise anyone anything that they aren't going to get immediately, though.

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GoVikings

@duomaxwell- hope you stick around. Dancer perspective only makes the discussion board better and we have very few dancers who post here, so your input is appreciated. :)

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Doc_Holliday

Also post random pics of boobies and claim their yours.

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duomaxwell

@panloantonio yeah, a $5 lunch they pay $150 for DATY ... I lurk beeeehtz

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zipman68

^^^ No no no Doc_dude... Don't be encouraging the postin' o' random boobie pics.

duomaxbabe, to be polite to all us pervs on TUSCL just post a groovey self shot sans clothing. But holding a sign saying something cool like "duomaxwell loves them TUSCL pervos --- DATE". If you want to use some crazy spelling or orthography that would be cool as well, but the big thing is BOOBS & NAME!!!

Otherwise, we think you're just a dude trolling the sad pervos who pay big money for BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP. BTW, how much do you charge for BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP ITC?

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Pablo Antonio

Duo, nobody here is going pay you $150 for DATY.

We deal with bullshit ripoff bitches all the time and they seldom get money from us. We control the game in the club, not you.

I doubt you are even a dancer.

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duomaxwell

Pablo, you can't buy what isn't for sale, DUHHHH.

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Nameee

Ha. Ha. Lordy.

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Lionshare

Guy or not a guy Duo has good useful comments. Which makes her or him a better member of this board than half of us alredy. So stay, and continue to reap the benefits of our perverted warped brains.

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goodsouthernboy

I wonder if Pablo has changed his mind on duo yet? I know I've been convinced...

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farmerart

duo likes the Mini Cooper - a cute, girly car.

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Dougster

Since HomoAntonio prefers guys to girls it was probably just wishful thinking on his part. Hoping to put some of his hot, gay, Latino stud moves on what he thought was a guy posing as a girl.

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GoVikings

Duo works in the area that I live in and I've met her....she's legit guys

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tumblingdice

Any stripper that constantly says she doesn't does.Just live with it.You know that's your only lot in life.Crank those old men.Your daddy is proud of you.

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duomaxwell
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goodsouthernboy

Dammit, I couldn't get to that link

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minnow

Duo- Link n/g. Could you provide us with the title of the video to type in the you tube search blank?

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duomaxwell

I keep forgetting that they never work with the 'share' link on my phone.

youtube.com

Because that's what @tumblingdice is using.

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Papi_Chulo

God Duo turns me on!!!

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Clackport

I forgot to bump this when I was bumping the classic threads on Labor Day. This was Duo's first discussion thread. There were a few people that didn't believe she was for real.

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Alucard

Until you ACTUALLY see the person LIVE, you just don't know.

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Papi_Chulo

At least on TUSCLer that posts on the board regularly has met her (Duo) at the club.

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duomaxwell

I've met two TUSCLers!

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