Dancer 1: "The bartender is cute." Dancer 2: "Yeah. Tiffany's fucking him but he's lousy in the sack. She's only banging him because he's good-looking and she gets free drinks." Dancer 1: "The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex. Maybe I'll fuck him too. Drinks in this place are too damn expensive."
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Does not surprize me....
"The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex."
That's WHY we old guys are the BEST!!! LMFAO
Whores will be whores.
Who was Tiffany fucking?
Actually Tiffany is fucking the DJ.
"The good-looking guys are always dumb"
Can we substitue "girls" for "guys"?
Alutart! I guess you will never know.
Sounds like alutard is jelous
I fucked Tiffany too, but don't tell the other dancers.
Hard to beat stripper logic :)
hey, i'd fuck a guy for a good foot massage! my shoes hurt after a long day...
Carolynne, here's your chance, I give a great foot massage. Just show up and I'll take care of your feet, among other things.
Good egotisical girls are the WORST in bed. They feel they don't got to do shit to get a man, so why should sex be any different. Regardless, hoes will be hoes
as if anyone under the age of 40 says "lousy in the sack" anymore
^ A lot of us on this board are the 40 and above crowd, but we are also often the more dedicated SCers and often the ones with the deeper pockets.
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