Overheard in the Strip Club

2/21/2013 11:14:28 PM

Dancer 1: "The bartender is cute."
Dancer 2: "Yeah. Tiffany's fucking him but he's lousy in the sack. She's only banging him because he's good-looking and she gets free drinks."
Dancer 1: "The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex. Maybe I'll fuck him too. Drinks in this place are too damn expensive."

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davejones1978

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12 years ago

Does not surprize me....

Alucard

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12 years ago

"The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex."

That's WHY we old guys are the BEST!!! LMFAO

Dougster

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12 years ago

Whores will be whores.

gatorfan

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12 years ago

Who was Tiffany fucking?

shadowcat

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12 years ago

Actually Tiffany is fucking the DJ.

motorhead

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12 years ago

"The good-looking guys are always dumb"

Can we substitue "girls" for "guys"?

tumblingdice

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12 years ago

Alutart! I guess you will never know.

crazyjoe

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12 years ago

Sounds like alutard is jelous

Pablo Antonio

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12 years ago

I fucked Tiffany too, but don't tell the other dancers.

Papi_Chulo

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12 years ago

Hard to beat stripper logic :)

carolynne

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12 years ago

hey, i'd fuck a guy for a good foot massage! my shoes hurt after a long day...

Corvus

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12 years ago

Carolynne, here's your chance, I give a great foot massage. Just show up and I'll take care of your feet, among other things.

Estafador

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12 years ago

Good egotisical girls are the WORST in bed. They feel they don't got to do shit to get a man, so why should sex be any different. Regardless, hoes will be hoes

duomaxwell

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12 years ago

as if anyone under the age of 40 says "lousy in the sack" anymore

Papi_Chulo

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12 years ago

^ A lot of us on this board are the 40 and above crowd, but we are also often the more dedicated SCers and often the ones with the deeper pockets.

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