Dancer 1: "The bartender is cute."
Dancer 2: "Yeah. Tiffany's fucking him but he's lousy in the sack. She's only banging him because he's good-looking and she gets free drinks."
Dancer 1: "The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex. Maybe I'll fuck him too. Drinks in this place are too damn expensive."
Overheard in the Strip Club
jackslashDetroit strip clubs
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last commentDoes not surprize me....
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"The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex."
That's WHY we old guys are the BEST!!! LMFAO
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Whores will be whores.
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Who was Tiffany fucking?
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Actually Tiffany is fucking the DJ.
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"The good-looking guys are always dumb"
Can we substitue "girls" for "guys"?
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Alutart! I guess you will never know.
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Sounds like alutard is jelous
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I fucked Tiffany too, but don't tell the other dancers.
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Hard to beat stripper logic :)
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hey, i'd fuck a guy for a good foot massage! my shoes hurt after a long day...
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Carolynne, here's your chance, I give a great foot massage. Just show up and I'll take care of your feet, among other things.
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Good egotisical girls are the WORST in bed. They feel they don't got to do shit to get a man, so why should sex be any different. Regardless, hoes will be hoes
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as if anyone under the age of 40 says "lousy in the sack" anymore
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^ A lot of us on this board are the 40 and above crowd, but we are also often the more dedicated SCers and often the ones with the deeper pockets.
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