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Overheard in the Strip Club

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Dancer 1: "The bartender is cute."
Dancer 2: "Yeah. Tiffany's fucking him but he's lousy in the sack. She's only banging him because he's good-looking and she gets free drinks."
Dancer 1: "The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex. Maybe I'll fuck him too. Drinks in this place are too damn expensive."

15 comments

  • davejones1978
    12 years ago
    Does not surprize me....
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    "The good-looking guys are always dumb and lousy at sex."

    That's WHY we old guys are the BEST!!! LMFAO
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    Whores will be whores.
  • gatorfan
    12 years ago
    Who was Tiffany fucking?
  • shadowcat
    12 years ago
    Actually Tiffany is fucking the DJ.
  • motorhead
    12 years ago
    "The good-looking guys are always dumb"

    Can we substitue "girls" for "guys"?
  • tumblingdice
    12 years ago
    Alutart! I guess you will never know.
  • crazyjoe
    12 years ago
    Sounds like alutard is jelous
  • pabloantonio
    12 years ago
    I fucked Tiffany too, but don't tell the other dancers.
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    Hard to beat stripper logic :)
  • carolynne
    12 years ago
    hey, i'd fuck a guy for a good foot massage! my shoes hurt after a long day...
  • Corvus
    12 years ago
    Carolynne, here's your chance, I give a great foot massage. Just show up and I'll take care of your feet, among other things.
  • Estafador
    12 years ago
    Good egotisical girls are the WORST in bed. They feel they don't got to do shit to get a man, so why should sex be any different. Regardless, hoes will be hoes
  • duomaxwell
    12 years ago
    as if anyone under the age of 40 says "lousy in the sack" anymore
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    ^ A lot of us on this board are the 40 and above crowd, but we are also often the more dedicated SCers and often the ones with the deeper pockets.
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