It works like this: you check...

It works like this: you check in at the front desk, you pick a girl or two girls, you get a room. The rooms are small, the walls are painted black, there's a black couch and a blacklight and black lingerie hanging on the wall. There's towels and hand cream. The girls will do various shows at various prices--strip, masturbation, toys, girl-on-girl, and so on. They don't touch you. You don't touch them. You can put a CD on. If you touch the girls, giant pimps come bursting out of nowhere to beat the living shit out of you... at least, we hope they do.