I was in the mood for...

I was in the mood for some Latina fun so me and my boy rode over. The cover fee wasn't bad at just 10 per person. OK soon as we walk in the door some lard broad threw up all over the floor by the pool table. I was Optimistic about what was going on. Not to mention all the dancers were fat and drunk as hell. Eventually me and my boy said fuck this shit and hit up another club with jazzy females and a jazzy scenary and had a blast with a few top notches for the low low. I wont tell you which club I went to but I will tell you 1 thing. Avoid papagayos at all costs…